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17 June 2012 Jillian Barberie vs Downtown Julie Brown

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Posted by Archer on June 17, 2012, 1:38 pm

(Written by Jac Fac)

Retro Bout Ca. 2004

It started as a friendly little beach party in Venice, California. There was lots of grilled goodies and volleyball and some two hand touch football as well. Julie Brown stopped by to enjoy some of the festivities and naturally with a girl of Julie's 'past' there were several of her former boxing opponents on hand; women like Kim Cattrall, Diane Lane, Liz Hurley and Lucy Lawless. 'Downtown' ignored them at first, but then she ran across her current nemesis, Teri Hatcher, who was playing catch with Jillian Barberie, the weather gal from Fox football. Teri lofted a high pass intended for Jillian which Julie playfully intercepted.

"You know a dumb broad could get her fat ass punched out right here for doing stuff like that," snarled Jillian.

"Yeah? But you know I ain't a dumb broad now…am I," came the retort from 'Downtown'. "Tell you what, sweetcakes," she continued. "You go get your girlfriend over there to throw you a pass; I bet you can't catch it or score past me! Go on, talk it over with your so-called 'desperate QB' over there!"

Hatcher and Barberie conferred, then Jillian spun around and came racing down the beach toward Julie. She made a hip fake which Julie didn't fall for as Teri heaved a perfect strike to the streaking Jillian. Barberie was instantly slammed down in her tracks by a bone-rattling tackle by Julie who picked up the football Jillian had 'fumbled' and stood over her smirking until Jillian regained her feet. Jillian rose shakily, spitting out sand and clearly not 'all there' as the hard hit by 'Downtown ' had rearranged her brain cells! Jillian went ballistic and threw a wild right which whistled past Julie' s chin.

"Hey, hold on! There's a ring down on the beach, let's use that!" suggested Teri Hatcher as lots of the actress/model crowd gathered around along with many talking heads. Mary Hart quickly volunteered to referee.

Jillian was in a white bikini bottom and Julie had her killer purple thong. Kelly LeBrock was in Julie's corner and Teri Hatcher was Jillian's cornerwoman.

ROUND ONE: Jillian, the Canadian, came out smoking and hammered Julie hard with wicked combinations to the jaw. Julie was knocked to the canvas seeing stars. This weather gal packed a punch... no question! Jillian continued to assault Julie as she connected solidly with violent body shots that doubled Julie up in pain. Kelly LeBrock was in Julie's corner exhorting 'Downtown' to do more dancing and to counter-punch but Jillian hit Julie across the jaw with another rroundhouse right which spun Julie's head sideways; Jillian was really cleaning up on Julie in the first round!

The first round was so bad, Mary Hart came over between rounds to check if Julie wanted to continue in this fight. "Did I ask for mercy lady"? she snarled.

ROUND TWO: Julie waded into Jillian's midsection and hammered her with her famous 'Downtown' blows which makes any opponent wince and take notice. Ms. Brown had regained her balance and was clearheaded now. "Got bad news for you there Doofus," Julie said to Jillian. "I'm all set to play the wrecking ball and you're the building!" With that Julie buckled Jillian's knees with a left/right combination that staggered the weather girl. Jillian was getting glassy eyed and her left eye was swelling as the round came to a close. Julie's jabs were getting in effectively; she was back in business as she beat Jillian big time in this round!

ROUND THREE: Jillian looks unsteady as she fires a wild roundhouse right which Julie ducks, then 'Downtown' comes inside Jillian's reach and once again staggers the hapless weather gal with a left/right combo. Jillian's legs go all wobbly as she stumbles backward, her hands at her sides. Julie wallops her with a big right and the Canadian falls into the ropes, bounces off and crashes face down on the canvas. Julie steps on Jullian's raised butt as she walks over her to her corner while Mary Hart moves in to count her out! Mary Hart raises Julie's hand and it's another victory for 'Downtown'.

Teri Hatcher is disconsolate as she climbs into the ring, kneels next to her meal ticket fighter and cradles Jillian's head in her lap. Another actress/model has gone down to hard-core Julie.

"You're next there snookums," whispers Julie to Teri as she walks over to taunt her. "You're all mine!"

With that Julie, elbows Teri aside, picks up Jillian's battered, unconscious body and flips her over the ropes onto the beach where she lands in the sand where she lays a battered mess. It's party time for Julie!!