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17 June 2012 Downtown Julie Brown vs Reba McEntire

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Posted by Jac Fac on June 17, 2012, 1:40 pm

 

Written by Jac Fac

(Retro Bout Ca. 2004)

Reba had just appeared in an off Broadway stage production of 'Annie Get Your Gun' and was being feted by some pals in a local restaurant to celebrate her fiftieth birthday. 'Downtown' Julie Brown had been assigned an interview with Reba by her boss back in New York but it wasn't something she cared about since Reba's music and style bored the crap out of her - at least to hear Julie tell it! Julie sidled up to the celebration table which was in a wild West kind of place replete with a 'fast draw' game where two contestants could draw down on each other. Julie was feeling 'full of it' as she approached Reba.
"Hey old girl kind of a boring show but someone's gotta do it huh?" teased Julie.

Reba's companion's were stunned to hear this from Julie.

"Don't take that crap from her!" piped up Cynthia Nixon who was sitting at the table with Reba.

"Hey, I want any crap outta YOU, I'll squeeze your damned head!" shot back Julie.

Cynthia got to her feet out of pride - only to be instantly hammered back down on her ass by Julie's lightning right cross.

"Gotta admit you're pretty damned quick on the draw," said Reba. "You might even be half as tough as this 'old Okie' here."

"Hell!" shot back Julie. "I'd kick your redheaded ol' ass just as easy as I did hers!"

"Let's you and me do a fast draw first," challenged Reba.

"You got it!" responded Julie confidently. The two gals faced off with six shooters strapped to their hips.

"Big bad Julie Brown huh?" chirped Reba. "Hit it then!"

Reba made her move but Julie was quicker and before Reba's pistol cleared leather, Julie had fired several blanks from her pistol. 'Downtown' had wiped out 'Annie Oakley' big time and folks were muttering what a 'phony' this Annie character was after having been beaten by a semi well-known 'Talking Head'. Reba's pride was beyond wounded.

"You'll pay big for this tomorrow night over at the stadium," she hissed. "I'll see you in the ring over there. An' yuh better bring your damned 'A' fight because I'm gonna kick the stuffin outta you!"

The Next Night at the Arena -

Reba enters the ring in her celebrated 'Annie outfit' but with a yellow thong on under her dress. Julie has her stupefying purple thong on as usual and, in an unsettling development for Reba's fans, Naomi Campbell is there to referee!

ROUND ONE: Reba chases after Julie throwing caution to the winds. She connects with Julie's jaw and sends her sprawling. Naomi counts to five before Julie gets back up. The redhead penetrates Julie's defense and hits her with hard body shots. Julie is in 'the fight of her life' for sure. Reba continues the attacks and hits Julie with several brutal head shots. It's all Reba in this round. She's confident and smirking as she heads to her corner after the bell.

ROUND TWO: Julie continues to feel the body shots but answers now with a good left / right combo that backs Reba up. "You punch like a wuss there, Downtown Gal," chirps Reba.

But Julie rocks Reba back on her heels with a solid overhand right and Reba is staggered! The punch hurts Reba as everyone knows because her legs are rubbery. Julie goes into her 'killer mode' as she wallops Reba with a series of hard hooks to the body, then delivers a heavy right to Reba's solar plexus. The fight is taking a decidedly 'downtown' turn now as Reba is backing away from Julie's vicious body attack. "You're a chicken shit Okie is what you are!" snarls Julie.

ROUND THREE: Julie has targeted Reba's body mercilessly for two rounds and this round she ups her targets, going for Reba's eyes continuously. She's got her gal in trouble and Julie can smell Reba's sudden fear.

"Couldn't keep it up, could you girl" laughs Julie. Reba attempts to hit Julie with a right but Julie's left beats her to the punch. Reba is staggered backwards once again. Julie belts her some more with head shots.

"No more Downtown, you got me...you got me," sobs the disconsolate Reba.

"You pathetic old has-been clown," taunts Julie. "You remind me of that other loser, Cattrall! Now, your old redheaded ass is mine Reba darling," says a delighted Julie as she hammers the Okie with her patented right.

Reba wobbles back on legs that are now flaccid and falls face down at Julie's feet. Naomi counts out the redhead. Julie goes to Reba's corner and collects the 'Annie hat and six shooter' and puts them on. She struts around the ring, then stops and strips Reba's thong off. She grabs Reba under her limp and unresisting arms, hauls her to her feet and drags her to the ropes where she and drapes her belly over the middle rope, her bare butt in the air. Julie stands with her pelvis slammed up against Reba's butt as she slowly writes in magic marker across Reba's pale butt cheeks, "Shot down by Downtown!"

The place is loving it as Julie's former 'victims' Kim Cattrall, Diane Lane, Lucy Lawless and Liz Hurley sit at ringside and drop their jaws at this performance by Julie. 'Downtown' is now acknowledged to be the Undisputed Hardcore Fighter #1.

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