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17 June 2012 Downtown Julie Brown vs Eve Navarro

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Posted by Jac Fac on June 17, 2012, 1:55 pm

Written by Jac Fac

(Retro Bout Ca. 2004)

It started out as another competitive charity softball game between movie stars and the ‘Talking Heads’ as the anchors and TV crowd called themselves. Solid pitching ruled the day as Julia Roberts pitches were proving difficult for the 'heads' to solve. TV anchor Laurie Dhue was caught looking twice by Julia’s sharp bender while for the ‘Talking Heads’ it was Anna Benson, wife of NY Mets pitcher Kris Benson whose righty fastball blew away Linda Kozlowski among many others.

Gwyneth Paltrow was once again in left field for those foolish enough to challenge her ball hawking skills. Ann Curry of the Today show hammered a vicious liner to left center which Gwynnie hauled in on the dead run, leaving Curry to show disappointment as she pulled up in her tracks and peeled off the basepath with her head down. Out at shortstop was a 'ringer' for the actress crowd; Eve Navarro, the porn star stripper. Some of the 'Heads' objected to her playing but a coin toss decided she could stay.

‘Downtown’ Julie Brown walloped a sharp grounder between short and third which looked like a hit until Eve gloved it and came up throwing, nailing Julie by a step as the ball zipped wickedly into Kelly LeBrock's mitt. Julia continued firing confidently until she got one pitch up too high and Ann Curry connected once again, this time driving one well over the fence beyond Paltrow’s leaping attempt to rob her of a home run.

In the bottom of the ninth it was Eve Navarro at bat with one out and she clouted a hard liner right at 'Downtown' who speared the shot at her shoe tops, leaving Navarro cursing her bad luck - then cursing Julie herself.

"You lucky ho pig" snarled Eve.

"Best watch your mouth, you little slut!" shot back Julie. “Talk like that could get your ass beat bad." Then laughing very hard, Julie flipped the ball back to Anna Benson. Anna's next fastball was hammered deep to right center by Linda Kozlowski who could only watch helplessly as Ann Curry circled under it smiling and hauled it in for the final out. The 'heads' had won 1-0 and Ann not only caught the final out, but was the hitting star with her homer.

While Julia Roberts graciously congratulated Ann Curry who’d solved her best pitch, Eve Navarro was still stewing in the dugout and refused to come out to congratulate the winners.

"You need a lesson in sportsmanship," yelled Julie Brown, shaking her fist at the pouting Navarro.

"Yeah well YOU ain't the one to teach it to me, dumbass!" screamed Eve.

"Enough with you two!" interrupted Naomi Campbell. "If you two are so determined to fight, put the gloves on before dinner. Then we'll ALL know who’s the toughest. I'll even referee!"

Later that evening the fight was held at Naomi’s home in her private gym with both teams in attendance. The two women have agreed to fight topless and Eve looks gorgeous in a yellow string bikini while Julie is in her patented purple thong.

Round one: There is true bad blood between them as shown by Eve who is quick on her feet as she jacks Julie's face with two good left jabs early in the round. Julie fires a right which misses and then Eve scores again with another crisp left.

"Hey, you no good lady," taunts Eve as she bounces and jiggles sexily away leaving Julie fuming. "You got big rep for Nada baby!” Eve continues to tease. “You’re nothing but a big, soft, wuss!”

Julie remains silent except for loud grunts as she slams Eve viciously in the gut with a left-right combination, leaving the porn star breathless and hurting, unable to talk for several seconds.

"Say what there, SLUT?" says Julie. "If I knock you down, you fight me naked, OK?"

"Deal!” replies Eve when she catches her breath.

Eve surges forward and then floors Julie with a brutal left hook-right cross combination. As 'Downtown' Julie Brown lays dazed on her back, Naomi Campbell steps up and pulls Julie’s purple thong over her hips and ass, then drags it down her legs. Julie sheepishly gets back to her feet, her thick, dark pelt glistening with her sweat. They exchange hard shots at mid-ring until the bell, but it’s clear to everyone that Eve has triumphed in this first round.

Round TWo: The pounding resumes! Both women land often but Julie's shots are harder than Eve's and she begins to force Eve backward. Suddenly, Eve is clobbered with a jackhammer right to the jaw from Julie and goes sprawling on her butt. As she bounces on the canvas, her legs shoot up and before they can drop back down, Naomi catches her by the ankles and rolls her onto her shoulders, then off goes her string bottom! Naomi helps Eve to her feet, only now both fighters are in heels and topless! Julie resumes her attack, connecting to Eve's head, shooting it sideways as sweat flies whenever the great 'Downtown' Julie’ Brown’s left-right combinations finds the mark.

"Want to give up now porn lady?" teases Julie at they clinch on the ropes. "I gotcha ready to go!"

But Eve fights back and wallops Julie with a hard haymaker right to the jaw. Julie's legs buckle but she’s just taken the best shot Eve can throw and is still on her feet! Eve Navarro can’t believe what has happened! She’s put other porn stars out cold with this punch, but it couldn’t even take Julie off her feet. Her eyes widen as Eve is hit repeatedly by Julie's blasts which begin to swell Eve’s face horribly. Eve's arms are tired and her shots no longer can hurt Julie. She's a beaten fighter but Eve stubbornly stands in mid-ring trying to tough it out with the great 'Downtown'.

Like so many others before her, though, Eve Navarro is punished against the ropes and slowly crumples to lay face down in defeat on the canvas by 'Downtown's' final punches. Her legs buckle and quiver as she drops to her knees, then topples straight down.

Eve lays with her bare butt jiggling as Julie plants her foot on it and poses while both the talking heads and actresses accord Julie loud applause. Some of Julie's former (beaten) opponents are in the crowd, women like Kim Cattrall, Diane Lane and Liz Hurley. They lift Julie onto their shoulders and carry her to Naomi’s bedroom to worship her while Eve’s limp body is dragged away for some consolation by Julia Roberts and company.