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18 June 2012 Downtown Julie Brown vs Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Posted by Jac Fac on June 18, 2012, 5:08 pm

Written by Jac Fac

(Retro Bout Ca. 2004)

Julie Brown was just settling down at her desk at Jill Hennessey Satellite Assoc. when 'Boss Jill' arrived at her door accompanied by a new 'associate' . This was none other than Jennifer Love Hewitt who Jill had hired as 'executive assistant' with the potential of threatening Julie's spot as Sr. VP of Communications.

"Julie I'd like you to meet our new hire. Anything she needs in the way of assistance I'd appreciate your cooperation."

Julie was a trifle stunned. "What's her role here boss?”

"Let ME worry about her duties, OK?” shot back Hennessey.

"Well, I just thought I had this area pretty well covered is all," continued Julie.

At this point Jill advanced upon Julie's desk and yanked her forcefully out of her chair. "Listen to me and listen good, if I THINK things need changing or altering then it gets done! YOU GOT THAT MS. HIGH AND MIGHTY?"

"Y…yes B…boss, got it," stammered Julie as she watched Jennifer's eyes narrow and show some mirth. This angered Julie. "Now,” Jill went on. “We're going to have you entertain Jennifer at lunch, then tomorrow night the two of you will duel each other in a three rounder for my investors. There’s lots of money riding on you Julie and I’d hate to see you lose to a Waco, Texas tenderfoot like Jennifer.”

Julie was losing her temper and her pride and ego are bleeding all over the floor. "That's all, Julie, get to work now and finish up that damned contract I gave you about two weeks ago. Your ass is dragging with that project and I don't want to have to repeat myself!”

SLAM! Jill nailed Julie in the old breadbasket with her hard left hook and Julie crumpled in pain as Jill rudely shoved her back into her chair. "You're going soft on me Brown! Get with the program!"

"Yes ma'am," muttered Julie through her pain.

Lunch time rolls around and Julie has decided to take Jennifer to the 'Longhorn' grill to score some Texas brownie points. Hewitt was taking in the place and noticed the 'quick draw' game. Each contestant strapped on a holster with a colt 45 and 'drew down' on the other. The loser would plunge to the mattress in front of her/him.

"Hey Jules Baby let's you and me try on a hogleg.”

First of all," snarled Julie. "I'm not any ‘Jules Baby’ and, second, I'd hate to embarrass a Waco Whacko like you with my fast hands.”

"Don't you sweat it there old gal," continued Jennifer. "I'll shoot your old ass down as quick as look at you. You don't know WHO you're dealing with here! Gonna find out though ain't I?" came Julie's retort.

"Damned straight there sister. Now, let's get up there, we got an audience waiting on us," taunted Jennifer.

She was right. Many in the place had overheard this exchange and were starting to place bets as to who would beat who in the quick draw.

"Make mine a minute steak over there Bub," ordered Jennifer. "Ain't gonna take me but a second to nail this here hag." Julie became livid at this point and her composure was suffering. "Strap it on there ancient one!"

The mattresses were placed in front of each and the person calling the match dropped her hand as a signal to draw. Jennifer's lightening speed was simply incredible as she fired three blanks into Julie while Brown's pistol was just clearing her holster. Julie let the gun slowly drop from "nerveless" fingers, clasped hands to her breasts with a loud SLAP, then her knees buckled and she toppled slowly forward onto the mattress in defeat. A deafening roar went up and Jennifer was given a ton of 'high fives' but everyone could see from the dark cloud on her face that ‘Love’ had NOT appreciated Julie’s theatrics as she stole the limelight with her prolonged ‘death scene.’

"Told ya, ya old scout," sneered Jennifer. "Still wanna box me? I'm gonna waste your washed up ass in that ring so you can still pull out!" chuckled Jennifer as Julie was getting back on her feet.

"I'm gonna make you pay for this big time is all I'll say," replied Julie. "Lost my appetite and I got work to do. I'm outta here." Julie left amid catcalls and booing, making Jennifer the STAR in the eyes of everyone.

Now it's fight night and Julie parades out in her purple thong and Jennifer is chic in a white string bikini.

"Good luck old broad, I promise not to hurt you too bad," Jennifer says with haughty indifference to her older opponent.

"Shut up and get fighting," commands Jill who is the ref for the bout.

Round One - Hewitt is first off the mark with a series of solid jabs which hurt Julie. 'Downtown' has underestimated this younger woman's power and quite badly. Jennifer Love connects solidly with Julie's chin and staggers the older gal. She delivers a volley of body shots which drive Julie back towards her corner. "Chickenshit old Bimbo is what you are!" laughs Jennifer. At this moment she is piling up points with the judges who award her the round hands down.

Round two - Eartha Kitt is imploring Julie to attack. Julie throws her left-right combo but Hewitt is simply too fast for her and Jennifer again scores with those hard vicious body shots and Julie is wilting badly. "You're washed up now so admit it!" chides Jennifer. At this point Julie nails Jennifer with a good left that hurts the young star. She moves back to escape a follow up shot and the older gal pursues her and hits Jennifer again. This time Hewitt SPRAWLS on her ass. The tide is starting to turn for Julie Brown as her 'champions heart' is coming to the forefront. She wins this round and her confidence is back. This is dangerous for Jennifer Love.

Round Three - They touch gloves and the intense dislike each has for the other comes out as they stand exchanging shots in the center of the ring. Hewitt is getting hit more often now and is staggered with Julie's patented left-right. 'Downtown' is roaring into action now as she jackhammers the Waco girl once more and DROPS JENNIFER with a great left hook. Jennifer Love is on 'queer street' from the blow, stumbling about disoriented. "I'm over here sweetie," chides Julie as she drives the Texan backward onto her ass once again. The cheering is deafening. The older woman has beaten the fledgling starlet just when it was looking like curtains for ‘Downtown’ Julie Brown. Jennifer lays stretched out face down on the canvas completely senseless while Jill counts her out, then raises Julie's hand.

"Drag her ass around if you want!" Jill tells Julie who is more than happy to do so.

Jennifer begs Julie not to humiliate her, but Julie isn’t in any mood to be merciful after the way Love had showed her up earlier. Julie peels down Hewitt's thong, putting her ass (and everything else) on display for all to see, then Julie enjoys es her time in the ring as she wraps Love’s thong around her ankles and gives her a well-earned 'drag around.' Afterward, the Texan's nude body is lifted into the air on the arms of several of Julie’s friends and ceremoniously carried from the ring to a restaurant where JLH is made the centerpiece at the table where Julie is feted at a lavish ‘victory banquet’ by Jill for Julie and the investors who are most impressed (both with the menu and the centerpiece!) Julie is promoted to Executive VP with a fat raise. Thanks to Jennifer, Julie has made Jill over $250,000 with the fight.