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18 June 2012 Loni Anderson vs Downtown Julie Brown

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Posted by Jac Fac on June 18, 2012, 5:13 pm

Written by Jac Fac

Retro Bout: 1981

It’s 1981 and Loni Anderson has been smarting over her defeat at the hands of Karen Valentine for months! She’s sworn vengeance and today finds her working out extra hard on the speed bag as she hammers it relentlessly. Loni is also putting more emphasis on her footwork, an area Karen had really exploited during their first bout - one in which Loni went down to a knockout at Karen's gloved fists. On top of all that Loni had suffered some additional ignominy when her lover was swept away by Karen following her humiliation. Altogether it had been the worst day of Loni's 35 year old life!

Loni's sparring partner, Jaclyn Smith, called and told Loni she’d be delayed and that it would be best if she found someone else to spell her. Right after hanging up the phone Loni spotted a young gal headed towards the heavy bag. Loni approached this tawny complected gal who introduced herself as Julie Brown, saying she was in LA for the annual international high school boxing championship. Julie added that her opponent that evening was a gal from a Westchester, Calif. high school.

"Why don't we get in the ring and spar?" suggested Loni. "I'll take it easy on you kid, don't worry."

Julie glowered at the older woman. "Yeah why don't we just get in there and give it a run? Works for me!"

Just at that moment, Jaclyn Smith arrived and Loni told her about the change in plans, adding, "Why don't you ref Jackie?"

“Glad to," said Smith who had a foreboding about this 'Julie gal.'

Jackie waved both fighters in to begin. Loni is decked out in a drop dead white string bikini. Julie has on a purple bikini thong which would be the forerunner to her fighting garb later on. Loni slams Julie quickly with a solid left and snaps the high school girl's head back.

"Rookie mistake there kid," laughs Loni. "Get you lined up for tonight!"

Suddenly, Julie unleashes a furious body volley which has Anderson doubled over in pain and surprise. "What's your excuse old broad?" she teases Loni. "You're soft, old and slow!"

Infuriated, Loni elects to trade shots with Julie in center ring but Julie ducks just about all of Loni's shots and delivers a great uppercut which buckles Loni’s long, slim legs. Then Julie connects with a series of skillful head shots and causes Loni's eyes to begin swelling. Loni is being outboxed and outclassed once again in the ring. By now a crowd had formed including Karen Valentine who is grinning from ear to ear watching Loni’s destruction in the exhibition.

"Kick her ass kiddo!" exhorts Karen.

Julie hits Loni with her left-right combo and Loni stumbles backward, then her knees give way and she FALLS hard on her ass; her big boobs bouncing wildly. The place goes wild cheering Julie on.

"Whip her out there Julie!" screams the anti-Loni crowd and Julie is complying as she once again wallops Loni with a jaw shot that makes Loni’s head spin sideways as sweat goes flying. Loni is a beaten fighter and begins to beg Julie to quit.

"You got me kid…you got me,” she whimpers. "I give, I give."

But Julie is unsympathetic to her plea and her killer instinct is there as she batters Loni even harder and watches the blonde collapse and sprawl flat on her face. It's over for Loni Anderson! Julie is warmly applauded as Loni lies there for a good fifteen minutes before Jaclyn Smith finally comes over and pushes smelling salts under her nose.

Later that night, Julie beats the local girl for the international title. Loni is in the stands cheering Julie on but she’s wearing dark glasses to hide the bruising she suffered that morning. Loni decided for now to pack the gloves away.