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18 June 2012 Downtown Julie Brown vs Vanessa Minnillo

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Posted by Jac Fac on June 18, 2012, 5:17 pm

Written by Jac Fac

(Retro Bout Ca. 2004)

The affair was a baseball memorabilia exhibit in Southern California. Among the attendees was the great current N.Y. Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter. Derek had been briefly dating Vanessa Minnillo back in New York but had shown signs of tiring of her. Vanessa had been assigned to cover the event by 'Entertainment Tonight' and Downtown Julie Brown was also there doing some freelance interviews of various players past and present.

Julie had earlier been introduced to the former 'Miss Teenage South Carolina (circa 1997) and did not get good vibes at all. In fact, Vanessa had given Downtown a rather curt brushoff when informed that Julie had impressive ring prowess. 'Looks like most all your fights are behind you now honey' she had intoned before moving along. Derek had heard this while standing nearby and let Julie know that Vanessa had outlived her usefulness to him.

“See if you can't clue her in better than I can,” he told Julie.

Later there was some so-called “friendly” beach football with Vanessa challenging anyone who wanted to try and stop her from scoring a touchdown. Naturally, Julie took up her challenge. Julia Roberts was the quarterback and Vanessa the pass receiver with Downtown as the defender. Vanessa sped towards Julie and planted a solid hip fake which spun Brown around, then she quickly turned to her right and was beyond the beaten defender Downtown Julie Brown. Julia Robert's pass was right on the money to Vanessa and she gathered it in in full stride with a little bounce and shimmy of her drop-dead yellow string bikini.

Julie Brown could only dive fruitlessly, her face slamming into the sand as she futilely tried to bring Vanessa down. All Julie got for her trouble was a mouthful of sand. The crowd was cheering Vanessa at Julie's expense as Minnillo strutted back to the still prostrate Julie and slammed the ball down on Julie's sand-encrusted head.

“This what you were looking for, Granny?” laughed Minnillo.

NEVER had Julie Brown EVER been shown up like this. Her fury was intense as she gestured towards the makeshift boxing ring set up nearby…the same one in which Julie had decimated Jillian Barberie a few months earlier.

“You and me going round and round,” Julie announced.

“Right on there Granny,” chuckled Vanessa who had at leaset 17 years on Julie.

Derek Jeter was to ref and agreed that he'd continue dating Vanessa if she won. The fight is on! Celebs gather around the ring for this one, sitting in beach chairs or on blankets, with several more standing behind those seated in the first few rows.

Round One- Julie comes out in a rage and slams Vanessa with a hard right which sends the youngster back but not down. “Powder puff shot there, you old broad,” chortled Vanessa as she skillfully delivers a series of solid jabs to Julie's face and then hammered her in the gut with an unanswered volley of hits. Julie is hurt from this. “Once I'm done with you, Granny, I'm gonna flip your fat/soft body back in the sand,” Vanessa boasts, then wallops Julie to the canvas with a mean left hook that leaves 'Downtown' glassy eyed. ‘Downtown’ Julie Brown is being completely outclassed! The round ends in time for Julie to stagger back to her corner. Eartha Kitt is there and is wondering if this might be the end of the road for her champ.

Round Two- Minnillo is dancing beautifully away from Julie's attempts at a left/right combo. The little gal is too quick for ‘Downtown’ it appears as Vanessa creams Julie, sending her to the deck once again with a combination. Julie's eyes are shutting quickly. She has met her match with a younger quicker gal who has no fear of her! Minnillo is taunting the great ‘Downtown’ while hitting her at will. Even Julie's past victims like Kim Cattrall and Diane Lane can't believe the exhibition Vanessa is putting on. “Want to throw in the towel Granny?' teases Vanessa. But Julie is defiant although Minnillo's blows are killing her. Again, Julie goes down when she’s caught solidly by a right cross from Vanessa who raises her arms as Julie sprawls on her face for the second time.

“Pack it in you pathetic old bimbo,” intones Vanessa.

Julie, once again, stumbles to her corner. “You got to quite girl,” advises Eartha Kitt. “That kid has your number and we all know it.”

“NO WAY!” is Julie's defiant answer.

Round Three- It's only instinct and momentum now that keeps Julie Brown on her feet. Her once mighty blows from past bouts make no impact on Vanessa Minnillo who KNOWS she is about the bring down a long running act. Vanessa slams Julie's eyes shut and then delivers the 'coup de grace' which is a left hook a la Lola Falana from years past when Falana beat Joey Heatherton. Julie Brown's senseless body flies into the ropes and she ends up face down amidst thunderous cheers from the young crowd watching this exhibition. Jeter counts Julie out and raises Vanessa's right hand in victory as she plants her heel on Julie's ass.

Downtown's trademark purple thong is ripped off and then she's dragged around bare-assed for all to see. Finally, as promised, Vanessa heaves Julie's body out of the ring into the sand leaving her the sole occupant of the ring. Derek has already left to make dinner reservations for the two of them.