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18 June 2012 Barocca vs Downtown Julie Brown

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Posted by Jac Fac on June 18, 2012, 5:24 pm

Written by Jac Fac

(Retro Bout Ca. 2004)

It all started with a morning 'training run' with Downtown Julie Brown and her chief trainer, legendary 50’s fighter Eartha Kitt. They were running along the Hudson River when they decided to detour up to the docks which were easier on the feet. Unbeknownst to ‘Downtown’ and Eartha, however, they were being followed as they ran up one of the docks, then turned around and headed back toward the West Side Highway.

Suddenly, they found their path blocked by the foursome from 'Sex and the City' - Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker.

The “Sex Girls” were smirking as they suddenly parted to reveal the fifth member of their party, the hard-hitting Porn Star Fight Club bouncer and bar brawler - Barocca. When the busty Brazilian black beauty stripped off her robe and got set to rumble in a yellow thong, Julie felt a rush of excitement but no fear. Julie took off her running gear and faced Barocca in just her trademark purple thong.

Julie and Barocca squared off and Julie faked a left hook, then slammed the big bouncer with a short, hard, right to the gut. Barocca groaned and took a step backward and Julie followed with a whirling kick to Barocca's belly that dropped the bigger gal on her butt!

“Not bad, pint size,” snarled Barocca as she got up. “You're really pretty good.”

“You're gonna see just HOW GOOD!” was Julie's comeback. She feinted and then hammered a vicious flurry of body shots to Barocca's midsection; then as Barocca wobbled, Julie rammed her left knee up into her as well. Hearing Barocca groan, Julie challenged, “So, where's my big bad ass NOW?”

Barocca connected with a roundhouse right that staggered Julie, but she avoided further damage by spinning away and sending another big back kick into Barocca's kidneys. Barocca was in pain and feeling a need to discontinue further attacks, so she went into a defensive mode.

‘Downtown’ Julie sensed this on the spot and attacked, clobbering the big Brazilian bombshell with solid headshots, buckling the Brazilian Beauty’s knees.

“Nail her ass, NOW!” screamed Eartha when she saw how well her star pupil was fighting.

“DONE!” shot back Julie. She again kicked Barocca, then pancaked her bulging boobs with a combination that sent the big Brazilian skidding on the cement on her ass.

“No Mas. No Mas!” was Barocca's entreaty as she raised her open hands in a gesture of surrender. ‘Downtown’ Julie was loving it!

“Sure honey get up,” she cooed. Barocca got to one knee, then when she put her hands down and started to push up to her feet, ‘Downtown’ Julie stepped forward and slammed her knee into Barocca's jaw! The Brazilian dropped facedown on the dock, her eyes glassy and her lips swollen - a completely beaten fighter.

The whole epic had been witnessed by a boatload of passengers on a Circle Line Cruise which happened that day to include Ann Curry and Katie Couric who had watched the brief fight though their binoculars.

“Damn that gal can fight,” gushed Ann excitedly between rapidly heaving breaths.

“Don't worry, I’ll kick her ass when we meet,” was Couric's cocky rejoinder.

“Well, I hope you fight better’n you do your new anchor job,” Ann slyly chuckled.

“Oh I will; old friend,” Katie snarled, fixing Ann with a dominant glare that sent shivers down Ann’s spine.

Back on the docks, a crowd of longshoremen had gathered to cheer ‘Downtown’ who accosted the 'Sex and the City' gang as they tried to escape. Julie’s first punch sent Sarah Jessica slamming back into some boxes before she crumpled in a heap. Next Julie came to Kristin Davis whose mid-section was crushed by a ‘Downtown’ left hook; then a right uppercut to the jaw dropped Kristin out cold flat on the dock.

Cynthia Nixon was begging for mercy when Julie turned to her, her hands raised and her knees bent in surrender. Julie pretended to grant her 'mercy’ but suddenly, she whirled and chopped the redhead with a right cross to the jaw. Stepping over Nixon’s sprawled out body, Julie advanced on the fourth, and final ‘Sex Girl’.

Kim Cattrall looked so sexy in her blue bikini panties. Kim was looking to rumble after beating ‘Downtown’ in a kick-boxing match several months earlier. This time, things were different! Julie hit Kim with a whirling kick to the Liverpool Lasses gut, then Cattrall grunted as Julie kicked her again. Kim dropped to her knees, shaking her head. Kim got back to her feet, already knowing she couldn't repeat her Firehouse victory over Julie.

“I give, I give,” Cattrall implored as she backed away from the advancing Julie.

“You don't give till I say so,” announced Julie. “Did I forget to tell you that?” Julie sneered.

‘Downtown’ hammered Kim Cattrall until she dropped, leaving her spread-eagled on the docks with a crisp right-left combo. The crowds on the cruise ship and the dockworkers roared as Cattrall toppled face down and lay still. Julie strutted to loud cheers, dancing over the fallen bodies of her five opponents; enjoying the spectacle more than ANY fight she'd ever had. Then she and Eartha marched away arm in arm to the cheers of the crowd.

Watching from the cruise ship, Couric could only mutter, “That gal is a real wrecking ball. I have my work cut out for me. Do I ever!” Then Katie and Ann Curry went below decks and she shared a quiet dinner before spending the night in bed together.

Julie and Eartha celebrated…but not too much! Eartha wanted Julie 'extra sharp' for her upcoming bouts with legendary Porn Star Sunny McKay. Then after McKay, Eartha was already in negotiations with reps for CBS News Anchor, Katie Couric!