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19 June 2012 Downtown Julie Brown vs Cheryl Hines

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Posted by Archer on June 19, 2012, 1:09 pm

 

Written by Jac Fac

(Retro Bout Ca. 2004)

‘Downtown’ Julie Brown had her 'H' list and among the many who’d fallen to the 'Tawny Vixen' were Teri Hatcher, Darryl Hannah, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Liz Hurley and Rachel Hunter. One night Cheryl Hines was a guest on the Jay Leno show and had been sounding off about this list and how she, along with Jill Hennessey, would be 'H' gals who could beat Downtown.

Her boasting been anticipated by Leno's writers and a makeshift boxing ring had been set up behind the curtain. Cheryl had shown up for the late night show in a great looking black dress but beneath it she wore the 'black boxing thong' she said she'd wear if Downtown Julie Brown had the 'guts' to face her.

As Cheryl continued dissing Julie the curtain parted to reveal the ring AND Downtown Julie Brown in her patented purple thong and red stiletto heels. Julie was fresh off her solid thrashing of Carmen Electra and was holding a mike.

“OK you blond floozie,” Julie said. “Get on in here and show us all that you've got.”

When Julie's favorite ref, Elke Sommer, strutted out and entered the ring, Cheryl’s jaw dropped but only for a second. Jay smirked as he took the mike from Julie and became the ring announcer. “Let's see who's got what,” said Leno as he signaled Elke back in and the bell rang for round one. A national television audience was tuned in.

ROUND ONE: Cheryl's left jabs are quick and sting Julie's face as she dances skillfully in the ring. Brown goes downstairs with her vaunted body attack and jackhammers the blonde who winces. They're at mid-ring trading shots and Cheryl gives as good as she gets. There's no holding back right from the get go. These gals don't like each other at all. Julie's shots are coming harder though. She slams Cheryl with a volley of gut shots and connects with a brutal uppercut which staggers the Miami born blondie. Brown's left hook finds Hine's jaw and sends her sprawling down on her ass. The audience is loving every moment of this fight. Phone lines are lit up and bets are being placed. Julie wins round one.

On her stool in the corner, Julie is warned by her trainer, Eartha Kitt, not to get careless. “This babe can hit. Your left eye is puffy already Julie, watch yourself.”

Round Two: Hines isn't finished by a long shot. She's aggressive and fires a good scoring combo to Brown's face. She's looking to close Julie's left eye. Downtown regroups as she moves back but Hines swarms in with a follow up attack and brings this fight to life. She floors Downtown Julie Brown with a long left hook. Julie falls hard and stumbles back up. Cheryl is showing plenty of resolve here as she steps up the attack. “You're an over rated phony Downtown and I'm going to prove it and retire your wise ass tonight.” Cheryl has gotten a bit too boastful although she’s won Round Two.

Eartha Kitt snares Julie by her thong and whips her onto her stool. “You're falling for her style and losing your discipline Downtown. Start counterpunching like I've always told you. Make her miss, then make her pay.”

Round Three: Julie gets the message. Hines attempts to continue her onslaught but her combo misses as Julie ducks under Cheryl's bombs and unleashes a furious flurry of body shots which double the leggy blonde over. As Hines moans in pain she is hammered by Julie's left/right roundhouse punches to the head and she's hurt. Hine's is now the 'runner' and is looking for a reprieve but the revered Downtown Julie Brown is 'on the march'. Downtown wallops Cheryl Hines with a stinging left hook and the blonde is now growing arm weary. The audience, both in person and on television, sense the outcome.

Downtown Julie begins delivering unanswered blows to the head of Cheryl Hines. As Cheryl is in mid-ring she begins beseeching Julie to stop.

“You got me Downtown. You're the best. I give I give…please…no more…” Her blue eyes are swollen but Julie can see the fear and the defeat in them and she knows she's added another 'H' girl to her stable tonight. “I'll be your lover…or whatever you want me to be,” sobs Cheryl.

“Yeah you will!” chortles Julie. Then she drills the helpless and beaten Cheryl Hines and sends her sprawling on her back, down for the count out cold! Pandemonium lets loose as Jay Leno climbs into the ring to announce Downtown Julie Brown is the winner.

Julie kneels astride Cheryl’s thighs, grabs her thong by the hips and pulls it slowly down her legs, exposing her neatly trimmed blond bush. Wrapping it around Cheryl’s ankles, Julie stands up and begins to drag Cheryl around the ring in her traditional victory drag, the blonde's bare ass exposed to millions of viewers as shocked executives hurriedly cut away to a station break. When Leno returns, he’s standing in the ring next to a sweaty Julie who responds to his query about her next opponent, “Next up for me Jay...that porn star skank who thinks she’s a legend…Sunny McKay

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