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19 June 2012 Downtown Julie Brown vs Shields, Raver and Price

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Downtown Julie Brown

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Brooke Shields Kim Raver Lindsday Price

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Posted by Jac Fac on June 19, 2012, 1:22 pm

Written by Jac Fac

(Retro Bout Ca. 2004)

Downtown Julie Brown had been summoned to join her 'Boss' Jill Hennessy and Candace Bushnell for dinner. Bushnell had nothing but animosity for Julie based on the Tawny Vixen's treatment of Bushnell's pal Kim Cattrall. Julie had soundly beaten Cattrall in their first and only boxing match -though Kim had later triumphed in a kickboxing bout against Julie in a Staten Island, NY firehouse. Cattrall’s long, powerful, legs had taken Downtown Julie Brown down and out, then to add insult to injury, Cattrall had stolen Julie's young boyfriend.

Retribution followed, however, with Downtown dealing a vicious battering to porn queen Barocca along with the entire 'Sex and the City' cast - including Kim. Now, Candace brought a new proposal to Jill Hennessey: her three 'killers' (Brooke Shields, Kim Raver and Lindsay Price) take on 'Julie the Jobber'?

Hennessey LOVED the idea since she would produce the affair at her boxing arena where a number of Julie's fights took place. Hennessey looked for a 'HUGE SCORE' with this fight. Julie simply sat there feeling used and abused and when Hennessey and Bushnell shook on the deal Julie turned angrily towards Hennessey.

“OK Boss Lady, you got me lined up and signed for this bit, but once I beat them - it's your ass I'm gunning for. It's high time we started splitting the revenue the way it needs to be distributed. You're a greedy self-serving b###h and I'm gonna take my fair cut and own at least half of this enterprise.”

This took a ton of chutzpah from Julie who had been soundly knocked cold by Hennessey more than once. In recent times she had gone on a much harder training routine and pushed her 44 year old body to it's limits. Hennessey was starting to push 40 herself and it was time in Julie's mind to finally make her move. If she didn't then Hennessey would peg her ass out of the firm and enlist someone new like Thandie Newton to replace her. Jill gave Julie a cold angry stare and snarled, “So you think I'm screwing you do you, huh? OK, we'll battle it out depending on how well you do with these floozies next month.”

Julie and Jill shook on that and Bushnell slinked off feeling the heat and tension between the two.
******

It’s a month later, Madison Square Garden, New York City. During the build up to the fight Lindsay Price had been mouthing up a storm about how she'd be the one to finish Downtown's career and drag her ass all around the ring. Eartha Kitt, Brown's trainer, over heard Price in a restaurant and decided to 'tape this boast' for Julie's ears. The ground rules: Each actress from “Lipstick Jungle” will fight one round with Julie.

Leading off for 'team Lipstick' is Brooke Shields, who thinks she can land a knockout shot to Julie's jaw.

Round One: Shields is a little tentative and is immediately hit with Julie's trademark body volley which has her sagging right away. Brooke throws a long right which Downtown dodges with ease and then proceeds to jackhammer the taller Shields with a staccato of head shots. Brooke is moving backwards and Julie is pursuing her mercilessly because she sees Jill Hennessey with lovely legs crossed sitting in the front row smirking. Julie Brown's right cross catches Brooke Shields squarely on the jaw and the one time child star is glassy eyed as she slumps helplessly backward on buckling long legs. Julie clobbers her again for good measure and Shields plunges down at two minutes, five seconds of the three minute round.

Brooke's sexy red thong is stripped off by Julie and her naked body is slung over the ropes with her ass up. Shields is senseless as Kim Raver is shoved by Bushnell into the ring.

Round Two: Julie is on a roll and wallops the former '24' star with vicious head shots. Raver is quickly disoriented and hurt by these blows. They're at mid ring and Raver is catching one unanswered hit after another. The place is wild with bloodlust and is savoring this beating Julie is dishing out to the sexy Raver. Julie destroys Kim Raver at one minute twenty seconds as Kim falls hard on her ass. Like Shields her red thong is ripped off and she is now draped next to the still unconscious Shields.

“Get her ass!” roars Bushnell to Lindsay Price.

Round Three: Diminuitive Lindsay is out firing an effective series to Julie's head but it just enrages Downtown. The Cardiff, Wales native has ONE goal - facing Jill Hennessey and shagging half of that media enterprise the former 'Crossing Jordan' star owns. Julie hammers Lindsay Price wickedly and ruthlessly and watches the younger woman fall to the canvas.

“Want any more?” taunts Julie. Price is half out cold as she’s pushed back to her feet by Candace Bushnell. Lindsay stumbles to mid-ring where she is greeted by a Downtown Julie Brown haymaker. Her body is propelled into the ropes, her legs limp under her, her arms hanging slack by her sides. Her back hits the ropes and she bounces, then falls facefirst to the canvas.

Lindsay is draped over the ropes - naked, then Julie grabs a magic marker from trainer Eartha Kitt and, starting with Shields’ left butt cheek, she writes 'BEATEN' across the collective ass cheeks of the beaten ‘Lipstick Jungle’ lasses.

Jill Hennessey reaches through the ropes and hands Julie a check for $100,000, telling her, “That's for you to reconsider our fight. I don't want to fight you Julie.”

“You're a chickenshit wimp, ain't you lady?” snaps Julie. “Keep your damned check. It's YOUR ASS I want!”

Hennessey is smoldering. “OK, have it your way. But when I beat you, you'll go from Executive VP to office girl. Want that?”

“It ain't gonna happen!” replies Julie. “I'll beat your buns all over Canada, just wait and see.”

After Curry-Jolie, it’ll be Downtown vs. Hennessey in 'The Fight For the Kingdom!'