Posted by technetium on  BBU Board June 21, 2012, 7:30 am

Reposted on FCBA Board July 8, 2012.

 
BEFORE. Casta devastated by her second loss to Mary Elizabeth Winstead searches a victory over another former model, Tyra Banks. Tyra tries to get her boxing career back on track, she's taller than Laetitia, but her last victory dates back to January 2006 over Estalla Warren. Rumors are that Tyra forced Victoria's Secret executives to fire Laetitia back in 2000 (but ‘no comment' from each of them tonight about this issue), and it's quite remarkable that these two never fought each other in the FCBA. Now, BBU gives the two a chance to set things straight.

"Laetitia is making a big mistake if she thinks she can beat me just because I haven't fought in the FCBA recently. I trained every day, sparred a little in selected FCBA gyms and had competitive fights with other models and actresses at selected venues. I did not like her at Victoria's Secret, and I still don't like her -tonight she will learn it the hard way! And I still have the better rack!"

Casta frowning at Tyra's statement: "Better rack? She's delirious! She's always been a bully in the model circuit, and I have never liked it. Now, I have the chance to tell it to her, and I will not waste it! Tyra is taller than me, but I am a multi-time Champion and I have the experience needed to shut her up!"

Tyra in a tiger printed bikini, black gloves; Laetitia in white bikini, white gloves. Both with loose hair, and both with tops tied-knotted in front as required by the organizers. Tyra's jugs clearly overflowing from the bikini top -Laetitia has a preferential target there!

R1. Casta out with the intention to strike Tyra's jugs, but she is stopped by the long limbs of her opponent! Banks able to scores at Leatiti's body, while the French fighter seems to be unable to reach for her taller foe. Catsa forward again, but Banls really loves to dig her right hand onto Laetitia's breadbasket first and her head later. Casta touched hard by a taller, more muscular opponent, hooks that repeatedly reach her body.. AND SHE GOES DOWN! Laetitia simply overwhelmed by Tyra in this round, she knows she has to do better to win.

R2. Banks attacks again, with Laetitia protecting herself quite nicely in the first minute. Casta able o dance around, escaping Tyra's punches, but she is ultimately unable to reach for Tyra's body without exposing herself too much. Tyra calm, not feeling the lack of activity on her part -or at least she doesn't feel it yet- as she is able to chase Laetitia for the whole round, peppering her chest with the right in several occasions.

R3. Casta now moves better, quicker on the inside, able to reach Bank's body in a few occasions, but again unable to touch her hard. Banks then moves away from Casta, getting the shorter fighter to chase her across the ring, waiting for an opening -AND SHE FINDS IT! Casta caught by a right hook on the shoulder, then by two left straight punches to the chest, backpedals towards the ropes but Tyra hits her again, right hook on the cheek. Casta confused, covering but not enough to avoid further punishment: Tyra glacial, she grabs Laetitia's head with the left mitt and pushes it toward her, using her right to punish Casta's chest. Casta unable to answer in rhymes, as her swings find mainly air, leaving Tyra the opportunity to continue the punishment. Finally, the knot on Laetitia's top gets loose and opens up, exposing Laetitia's jugs to the crowd! Tyra grins, giving a good number of punches to Laetitia's swinging jugs, deaf to the cries of the Frenchwoman. Finally, she steps back, firing a right cross to Laetitia's unprotected face that sends the blubbering Frenchwoman down -AND IT'S OVER!!!! Casta on her back, mitts on her aching jugs, sobbing uncontrollably as she knows she won't be able to rise! Brutal KO 3, Tyra Banks.

AFTER: Even a rusty Tyra Banks proved to be too much for Casta. "She wanted to get to my rack, but she never reached -not even near!" Instead, I punished her and had fun with it. I am sure I hurt her pride, and the only thing she can do it now is to disappear! And by the way, I'm back!" As for Laetitia, no statement from her, but shadows of a second retirement are obviously casting