The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, in the middle of the dais. To his right are Neve Campbell, Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears, Ke$ha, Jewel, and Mariska Hargitay. To his left, Serinda Swan, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Daniela Ruah, Brooklyn Decker, and Avril Lavigne.

Man In The Hat: "Before I take questions, I wanna thank Pointy for bringing his girls tonight. It was a great card, in no small part because of the girls of Bazz. Now, Cable Boy, go!"

HBO Reporter: "What are your feelings about the Swan fight?"

Man In The Hat: "I'm pleased with everything except the final result. Swanny won five out of nine rounds against a VERY good lightweight. Coming into this fight, I thought Serinda had championship-level talent. I still do. Cable Boy II!"

Showtime Reporter: "What did you think of Ke$ha's performance?"

Man In The Hat: "Ke$ha has as much physical ability as anyone I got. She needs rounds. She got some tonight. Is she still green? Sure. But she gets better every time out. That's all I need to see. Well, if it ain't M.A.A.M! What do you got for me?"

Madison Addison Abigail McKenzie: "Well, obviously Fighting Ingenue wants to know about Jamie Lynn Spears..."

Man In The Hat: "Jamie Lynn was very good tonight. I couldn't be more pleased with what I saw from her. Life hasn't been easy for her in the FCBA. But she's tough enough to handle it. Well, Brunette Magazine is here..."

Brunette Magazine Reporter: "I think it's safe to say Daniela was your most impressive fighter tonight. Is she tops at both light and welter at Front Street now?"

Man In The Hat: "Dani was PLENTY impressive, but she had a lot of company in that department. That being said, Ms. Ruah is a VERY big part of our plans at Front Street. A VERY big part. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Tell me about Neve's strategy against J-Mac..."

Man In The Hat(smiling): "Why don't you tell ME about it. I heard you on the broadcast. I listen to it in my box. And you were right on. We weren't gonna let Mac beat us by winning a series of skirmishes. We wanted MAJOR engagements and lots of 'em. Risky, sure. But worth it. Because, when it comes to banging out a tough win, there's no one in the FCBA who does it better than Neve Campbell. Smackeroo! Take us home!"

Reporter: "Speaking of impressive performances, Anna was awesome tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "EXactly the word I'd use, yes..."

Anna(grinning): "So you WERE watching..."

Man In The Hat(smiling): "Didn't miss a thing..."

Reporter: "So, who's your number one lightweight?"

Man In The Hat: "Well, she's..."

Reporter: "Sitting up there with you, I know..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Dinner! We're out of here! Smackey, Tess. Limo!"

Posted by FCBA Enquirer on June 24, 2012, 10:12 pm