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29 June 2012 Sarah Shahi vs Shakira

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ODDS & ENDS EVENT

Posted by Oddmanout writ-up/Sim results on June 29, 2012, 4:32 pm

Before: Exotic beauties lead off the evening’s festivities. Shakira coming in late for an ailing Cheryl Cole , has a condescending air in preflight. “Sarah has shown she’s ready for a new level of competition. Fortunately when someone steps up to a new level, she can expect to take a series of beatings until she becomes accustomed to the new competition. I’m happy to introduce her.” Sarah playing the polite hostess, “I’m very grateful for Shakira for coming in on short notice. I’ve been taking it easy after my long time off, and it’s a pleasure to be facing such a high-caliber foe.” Multi-colored polygons making up top and bottom of Sarah’s tan, purple, orange & black bikini, white gloves, hair messy down her back. Shakira wearing a white bandeau top, red bottoms, white gloves, hair in a blonde bun.

R1: Sarah starts with the basics. A left jab-right cross combo to the head knocks Shakira for a loop, leaves her spellbound. Once Sarah has her blonde moving backwards, she puts on a show. Shakira’s curvy legs hold her up as two and three punch comboes work over her body and chin for a long 1st round. Whole round spent on Shakira’s half of the ring as Sarah posts a pasting shutout.

R2: Sarah comes out flashy again, working Shakira back to the ropes, sets up for another beat down on a helpless foe. BUT SHAKIRA WON’T HAVE IT! Hook to the belly stops Shahi in her tracks, then Shakira shoves her back stutter-step, gets extension on a right uppercut that PUTS SARAH ON HER KNEES! Sarah up in good order, moves to meet Shakira coming out of the neutral corner, but blonde has momentum now and Sarah gets BULLDOZED ONTO HER BACK! Shakira so dangerous coming forward, Shahi beats the count, gets manhandled across the ring. Sarah battered to a stupor at the ropes for the rest of the round. Sarah slow back to her stool, in serious trouble.

R3: Sarah gets on her bicycle. Shakira coming forwards, looking to finish her off. Sarah too banged up to be limber, but leggy on the outside - loping footwork - stooping jabs to Shakira's tummy; pinging jabs to tits and cheekbones. Shakira crouching forward, bobbing at the waist, encroaching on Sarah: some success for Shakira as she works her way in, gets off in clubbing swipes across Sarah's front. Shahi doing a good job clearing her back of ropes, hopping and slinking around sidestep. Shakira able to get in hard shots to the body to take the round, but never able to put together the sustained beat down she needs to end this.

R4: Sarah in better shape this round, ready to pick her fights. The result is a series of firefights all over the ring. Sarah will set up, jab at her blonde as Shakira closes, get in a hard hook or uppercut wherever Shakira‘s guard isn‘t, than leg it off before Shakira can pile on the damage. Action is two way but Shahi’s fast hands cancel out Shakira’s heavy ones until very late. Left jab, right hook to the jaw leaves Shakira staggering wobbly-butt, but bell sounds before Sarah can capitalize.

R5: Shakira pressing forward hard and fast, accepting Shahi’s incoming jabs & hooks to get at her body. Sarah puts those cheerleader legs to work once again, backpedaling, side-stepping, flat-out hopping as she circles to keep this at range. Shakira’s chin under constant pressure throughout as she keeps walking into Shahi‘s checking comboes. Final half of final minute; left jab, right uppercut to the jaw puts Shakira on her back, AND SHE CAN’T BEAT THE COUNT! KO5 Sarah Shahi, as she comes from behind in a wild one!

After: Shahi recovers from an early crisis, makes a much more experienced fighter wlak into a trap. Sarah walking on air, ready to let the world know it. “All right Carter, you’ve had a chance to see what I can do now. If you don’t start making some moves my way, people are going to start asking why you’re ducking me.”