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1 July 2012 Jennifer Love Hewitt vs Elisha Cuthbert

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#5 BEST OF SEVEN

 

Posted by simguy on July 1, 2012, 6:04 pm

 

BEFORE: Outdoor venue selected for this critical 5th fight: Hawaii; basketball court surrounded by chain-link fence...it's the site of some legendary sparring-partner beatdowns at the fists of Jennifer Love Hewitt. "I know it's kind of home-turf for her," says upbeat Elisha in prefight, "but that's why I want to take the fight there. This is where I shatter Jen; this is where I take her heart - I want her all-in for this one, so I need her confident. I'm really feeling good about ruining her 100th fight; pouring more jug to her; getting a good strong glute-pound in there...Jennifer's wilting against me and I have to keep the pressure on!"

Hewitt scowling prettily throughout - obviously irritated by all things Elisha now, even as security keeps the girls separated at all times. "She's making a huge mistake coming to my sparring courts for this fight," Jen contends. "She doesn't know what the heat is like when than sun's beating down on concrete. She doesn't know what it's like to get your back stacked into chain-link, and she obviously hasn't seen the footage of me destroying sparring girls like Cheryl Burke there. It's going to be Elisha's waterloo - I don't want her to have anything left for the 6th fight: it all has to get used up in this one."

Jennifer in black bra-style bikini; 50's style black mitts; hair in braid with hard working bangs. Elisha in red/white candy-cane striped bikini; 50s style red gloves; shoulder length blonde hair in damp kinks to shoulder.

Outdoor basketball court surrounded by portable stands on all four sides...fighters anticipated to do most of the fighting in and around the northwest corner bounded by chainlink fencing.

pics of Jen in her sparring court:
http://www.celebuzz.com/2009-08-03/jennifer-love-hewitts-bikini-basketball/jennifer-love-hewitt-and-boyfriend-jamie-14-2/

During R1: Elisha showing a new front - left hand at the hip, right near her chin: Jen advancing in slight crouch to her right, left shoulder pointed at Elisha. Hewitt opening up to loft a right and JENNIFER GOES DOWN! Cuthbert hopping in, twitching the short hook off her hip - pin-point clout to chin puts Jen on her left hip/left hand in chin-checked wonder! Hewitt up quickly - apparently unhurt - but Elisha reaches her hands to push at Jen's inner elbows while top of blonde head pushes into Jen's left shoulder...Cuthbert's curvy legs walk Jen's backside into the fence. Grim shoving and slugging results - sturdy fighters leaning forward with heads - hands pushing at rival hips or arms, then delivering brutal, single-shot blockbusters to determined tummies; brawny lats; proud jug. Elisha on top throughout - pushing on Jen, mauling her, feeding her a right hand thick to paunch, then laying in to push again as Jennifer seeks pay-back. Hewitt grinding away in kind, getting right hands up into Elisha-gut; exchanging clubbing hooks to overhanging jugs...it's tough slogging. Bell: girls already bathed in sweat under tropical sun...Seconds standing in the court jog in with stools: fighters just a few yards apart, getting watered down/perked up - each able to hear the other clearly. Diamond-shaped indentations of the chain-link fence visible in the meaty flesh of Jennifer's strong back.

R2: Girls stepping-to - weight on right (back) legs while reaching in the pawing left, then cramming right uppercuts to body as fighters lean in together. Stocky-curvy legs a-tremble as girls compete to step the left plant-leg forward while pushing up top...grim battle of inches as sturdy bodies, meaty backsides strain to move forward. Reaching in to push, girls punch with brutal resolve - thick right uppercuts amidships; clubbing lefts upside heads; chopping rights fetched to brawny lats. Step by step it's Elisha walking Jennifer's backside into chainlink again...Hewitt grimacing, feet parallel as she's pushed into position and punished. Cuthbert methodical - VERY heavy handed here...she'll slow-roll her torso while standing flat-footed, bending low at the waist, then rising up into walloping right uppercuts, or rolling over into clobbering hooks. Jen catching clout: Elisha constantly pushing at Hewitt's arms or hips, then belting away on her - Hewitt smote hard upon her jawlines; beaten thick about her paunch and hips...this is Elisha Cuthbert at her meaty best. Jen looking bytchy, ass-kicked - right at her chest/left at her hip as she lays back into the give of the fencing, sponging up Elisha's thick licks. Hewitt leaning forward to reach hands in to push at Elisha's elbows underneath - sometimes clouting blonde jugs a get-off-me hook, but it's Elisha on top, pushing her weight, getting the work done. Down the stretch - Cuthbert rolls into a low stooping crouch, then rises suddenly into a clanging right uppercut...clean chin-clout stuns Jen - her hands drop to her thighs, back slumping into chain-link...Elisha dips torso-right, slopping a wide left hook upside Jen's head and HEWITT GOES DOWN! Clobbering cavewoman clout turns Jen to her left, drops her to all fours on concrete...bell sounds to save Hewitt as she shudders on the spot. Cuthbert breathing hard in the heat, but upbeat - able to sit on her stool just a few feet away and be bouyed by the sight and sound of Jen hurting on her stool, getting ice and a vigorous thigh-rubbing.

R3: Elisha flat-footed, stooping to her right while jab-jabbing the left off her hip. Jen stooped to HER right, right hand on left side of her mouth to catch Lishy's jab while Jen's jab searches out blonde jug. Girls close, lay in head-on-shoulder - hands pushing at arms and hips underneath. It's all about taking a strong plant-step onto left (front) leg and feeding the opponent a tuff left or right uppercut to body; reach in to push, and hopefully get her to step back. Grim, grunting stuff - girls thighs and backsides shuddering under the strain, but bit by bit it's Jen stepping Elisha's backside into fence. Hewitt with a chance to operate over latter half the round - pushing on Elisha; laying head on blonde left shoulder; slugging right hands to paunch; hooks to ear. Elisha grimacing, whining...Jennifer in strong, flat-footed position, keeping her weight forward, pouring the beef to her foe. It's a beating for Elisha - body abused; skull clobbered upon either side...curvy blonde legs hold Cuthbert up, but she's wobbly butt, sniveling from steady punishment. Round ends with Lishy fading fast: Jen pushing her left hand on Elisha's right shoulder - PACKING that right hand deep to tummy. Big whacking shellacks to Lishy's body pinching her face in pain, cramping her up - Jen's legs in wide stance, buttocks shuddering side to side with the work. Elisha's right knee comes up - she's cringing in gutshot agony as Jen packs her final rights into Elisha's heaving bosom at bell!

R4: Hot sun, baking concrete, the rising scent of overheated girl and punch-spanked torsos...fighters creep-close, reach in, strain for forward progress. Hips back as girls stoop forward - heads burrowing in on opposing left shoulders; hands pushing at pecs or arms underneath; strong flat-footed stances anchoring heavy-handed wallop one thick shot at a time. Bruising attrition sees Jen work Elisha in stages to fencing...blonde girl almost bursts into tears when backside hits chain link, but she crosses arms right atop left at her body, stoops forward and lays in as Jen sets to work. Hewitt crouching close, bobbing on the spot, lapping wallop to either blonde hip behind Elisha's elbows, then pushing or shoulder-bumping to reset. It's Jen on Elisha - laying in close, working short hup-hup right/lefts to paunch; constantly applying body or left shoulder; looping palm-down round punches in around Lishy's elbows to work her flanks. Cuthbert's curvy legs come to her rescue again, refusing to give way as her torso and head are systematically battered. Jen pacing herself in the heat, keeping a good methodical pace on Elisha, just using blonde-girl up through 4. During the break - Jen chirping abuse from her stool: "Tired, Leesh? Huh? Feel like quitting? Baby wanna go home? Welcome to The Courts, honey: Jenny's Love's the law here!"

R5: Elisha in that loose arrangement - right at her mouth, left at her hip...she steps in as Jen's crouching forward to throw-righty, neatly pre-empting via stout left hook to chops. Jen slugged back on her heels, jugs and buns a-jumpin'...brunette startled as blonde girl still has power. Cuthbert stepping in on Jen, getting the strong left-leg plant to set up the push-and-punch routine...Hewitt steadily walked back to chain link by the minute mark. Cuthbert methodical, stooping forward to crowd Jen; fists beating at Jen's rounded biceps/pecs with short, clouting swats, then Elisha's pushing at Jen's arms, pushing at her ribs, grinding her into fence. Hewitt open-mouthed, deeply fatigued - she's sponging up hurt, grunting from right hands placed thick to her paunch; wincing from bash upon either flank. Elisha rising from crouches with swinging right uppercuts to chin, brushing Jen back into fence to hearty roars from the crowd...Hewitt visibly wilting, right loose at her chest, left across her tummy as she begins to sag heavily into fence. Clubbing right to breasts; thick left hand to paunch brings a groan from Jen...she's hurt, turning her left side into the fence, doubling forward. Elisha mouthbreathing, wobbly-butt from the heat and her own exhaustion...she lays in on Jen's right side - left arm across Hewitt's back, right arm reaching across Jen's guard underneath, blonde girl cuddling, putting her body weight on brunette. Then Elisha starts to work - right hands from the cuddle up underneath, pounding Jen's sleepy face; working her guard and breasts. Elisha shifts position, standing over Jen's bowed head - right forearm riding atop Jen's upperback and CUTHBERT'S DELIVERING HOOKS! Brutal left hands from this position, slamming in behind Jen's right elbow...Elisha gritting her teeth, ramming away on Jen with single-minded determination - blonde buttocks shuddering side to side as she pours in the harm. The fat spank of leather on helpless girl-flesh...poor Jennifer just doubled over and taking and JENNY GOES DOWN! Hewitt pitching forward to hands and knees, then knees and right shoulder, rolling onto her back, hands above her head. Cuthbert staggering away weeping with emotion, her legs about to give out...Jennifer lying in the sun on her back, lashes fluttering, lips parted, but she's OUT! KO5 Elisha Cuthbert in bludgeoning beatdown fashion. Elisha takes a 3-2 lead in the series.

AFter: Cuthbert having a good tension-release cry in her manager's arms as Jennifer is gently revived...Elisha's just overwhelmed with happiness in postfight. "To come in here - to the heart of Hewitt's empire - and beat her down like this? It's so huge for me. Now I've beaten her twice in a row. Now I've beaten her JMD AND regular...I've got her reeling, I can feel it. Everything's falling apart for Jen: I'm getting stronger, I'm so close now...one more fight and I will finally have my foot on her throat for all time!"

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