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4 July 2012 Post Fight Cuthbert vs Hewitt

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on July 6, 2012, 1:59 am

It's a stark contrast between the two opposing corners right now. Both stables on edge, waiting for the result, and when it's announced, the resulting shock couldn't affect them both more differently. Jennifer Love Hewitt stands there, eyes glistening with tears, almost slumping down to her corner as she looks around, tummy trembling, overwhelmed. Elisha jumping around in her corner, fist pumping, eyes filled with tears as well, but definitely happy ones. Hugging everybody in sight, high fives and fist-bumps all around. It's a great moment for Elisha, but of course, she doesn't dwell on it for too long. It doesn't take too long before she returns her focus to the object of her hatred as Jennifer is in the process of staggering – clearly in shock – to her corner. Elisha runs forward and in one of the most remixed YouTube moments of the year screams: “GET OUT OF MY RING!”, shoving Jennifer hard in her back as she staggers into the arms of Scarlett Johansson at ring side, falling halfway out of the ropes. Both camps are instantly on high alert and as the two of them start to argue, it's clear that Elisha isn't done.

Prior to the match and throughout the series, both of them had made it very clear their intentions regarding this match. Right now, Lishy was storming over to the Jeri's Knockouts corner to collect. On her way over, Elisha removes her gloves, taking them off and tossing them to the floor. Lacey is whispering into a stunned Hewitt's ear, though the contents of their conversation aren't clear, but regardless, it's interrupted as Elisha Cuthbert tugs at Jennifer's arm with one hand as her other hand is buried into Hewitt's brunette tresses, pulling her back into the same ring that Lishy had shoved her out so rudely a few moments earlier. Both camps again shoot immediately towards one another as Lacey and Scarlett almost charge into the ring, but are met by a small Lookout! Boxing contigent composed of Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Hudgens, who surprisingly gets right in to the face of Lacey Chabert.

After some brief, intense, emotional and often heated discussion between the two stables, it's agreed that Elisha deserves to take the tribute. But, after the stables agree to it, there is still some contention between Jennifer and Elisha, as Jennifer clearly does not want to take any more jug from Elisha this series and certainly not tonight.

Elisha initially shoves a shocked Jennifer Love Hewitt into a nearby corner, but Hewitt spins out of the corner, stumbling off of the ropes. Staggering a few steps out of the ropes, almost bouncing off of them before Jennifer gathers her senses and makes a break for it between the ropes. Jennifer almost makes it, but Lishy secures one arm around her waist and the other snaring her arm to pull her back into the ring. The two of them weary after such a hard-hitting and punishing match between the two, but Jennifer not willing to go down easy.

Jennifer is turned around to face Cuthbert, but Hewitt places both hands on Elisha – one hand on her chest and the other against her tummy – shoving her backwards violently. Elisha backpedals momentarily, but the look in her eyes flashes with determination and pounces forward towards Jennifer, who is slumped butt-in-ropes for a moment and catches her off guard with a knee-lift that drills into her tummy. Jennifer doubles over, gasping loudly, arms cradled around her tummy as she falls down against the ropes, but stays upright.

Cuthbert steps towards Jennifer, wrapping her arms around the back of Hewitt's head, securing the grip tightly as Jennifer shakes her head back and forth. Cuthbert curls her biceps up tightly, just folding her foe's head in deeper into her hot, sweaty cleavage. Elisha plants a little kiss of disrespect across the top of Jennifer's head, smiling wickedly, then leaning down to nuzzle her lips against Jennifer's ear.

“What's the matter, baby? Can't handle my jugs? Is that it? It's okay. It'll all be over soon. I just kicked your ass and now, I'm going to knock you out. Just go to sleep, Jen.”

On and on in that vein with similar statements, just whispering down, sometimes hissing and sometimes soothing into Jennifer's ear. Hewitt squeals muffled in protest, her gloved hands pawing at Elisha's abs and then using those same gloves to slap against her ribs and back. Elisha grunts as the two of them stumble and spin along the ropes slightly, wincing as the two of them stagger towards a nearby corner. Jennifer manages to twist at the last moment, driving Elisha back up against it for a moment but it's a short-lived triumph.

Elisha has her locked up snug in blonde jug as the smother continues. Elisha pumping her forearms as she will relax them occasionally giving Jennifer the briefest hope that she might escape, then cruelly cinching them tightly to secure a tight seal against Jennifer's head again. Elisha plays the cat-and-mouse game for a minute or two, continuing to taunt her, “Baby all done? Oh? Wait? Baby want more jug? Here you go, Jenny.”, repeating it several times. Finally though, Jennifer's legs are starting to give way and she seems to be experiencing the early stages of jug-shock.

Elisha releases her and lets her rival's head fall from her cleavage, sliding down to her knees for a moment as her head brushes down against blonde tummy. Elisha grins and then yanks on two fistfuls of brunette hair to yank her back up to her feet. Jennifer tries to twist free, but Lishy tugs her back close in a chest to chest bearhug, cleavage crushed together. Hewitt tossing her head back in a loud howl of obvious pain, but can't seem to escape. Squirming as her gloves push and shove against Elisha's ribs, but Elisha just compresses her forearms tighter like a vice. Bringing their chests together as Elisha squeezes even harder as Jennifer's jugs are not ready for this at this point of the night.

“Whose jugs just stopped your jugs tonight? Who just won, huh?” Elisha demanded.

Jennifer's eyes well up with tears, shaking her head back and forth, but not answering. Elisha squeezes harder as Hewitt answers with a loud groan, turning into agonized squeals as Elisha increases the pressure on Jennifer's ribs and rack. Elisha smiling confidently, she knows she's got Jennifer and Jennifer knows it too, but just won't admit it. Elisha demands the answer several times, but Jennifer tearfully refuses. For now, but regardless, Elisha is determined to enjoy the moment. Elisha drags a dazed Hewitt out of the corner, the two of them stumbling as Jennifer tries another bid for freedom, but Elisha just has her locked up too tightly.

Crushing her in the bearhug as Elisha glares at her, but licking her lips in a pretty little smirk, “So, Whose jugs are the best? Tell me. Go ahead. Just say it!”

Jennifer Love Hewitt screams out angrily – in obvious pain – sagging in Elisha's grip as her chest is crushed by Cuthbert's cleavage. Elisha wraps her arms up tightly, lifting Hewitt up into the air as she suddenly pushes forward and slams Hewitt to her back with a thud. It's a loud, ring-shaking collision as not only does Hewitt land on her back with a crash, but Elisha lands on top and perhaps most importantly, Elisha's jugs land firmly atop of Jennifer's. Jennifer howls out, her screams filling the arena, but Elisha doesn't relinquish her grip.

Elisha keeps grinding and scrubbing her cleavage down across Hewitt's proud chest, shouting down at her to verbally submit. Hewitt is very proud – perhaps to her detriment this evening as Elisha releases the bearhug and instead, reaches for Hewitt's wrists. Thighs sliding around a struggling Jennifer's legs for a grapevine as she peels herself upwards, and then slams her chest down hard atop Jennifer's.

Elisha: Whose jugs just stopped your jugs? Whose jugs are the best, huh?”

Elisha drops her chest down again, drawing a pained scream, but not the response she is looking for. Jennifer just sobbing out, from what is no doubt a mixture of pain, humiliation, shock and shame. It's not even clear if she understands the demands that Elisha is making right now, but Elisha is beating she does.

Elisha: Whose jugs are best, huh, Jenny? Say it. I wanna hear you say it! SAY IT!”

Jennifer shakes her head weakly, whole body heaving with tears now as Elisha slams down not once, but twice more before Jennifer finally relents with a loud howl. Shouting loudly out, making sure there's no mistaking her words and risking another slam as Cuthbert's orbs hang precariously over Hewitt's chest as Jennifer shouts: Your jugs stopped my jugs, alright? Your jugs...stopped my jugs. Just stop it!!”

Elisha smirked, licking her lips in obvious satisfaction, but doesn't say anything quite yet. Just leaning forward as she lowers her jugs down to brush over Hewitt's tear-stained and glassy-eyed features. Scrubbing her jugs gently back and forth, rolling her shoulders as she purrs, “That's right. And?”

Jennifer bites her lower lip for a moment, gazing up at Elisha and Elisha suddenly slides backwards, just mashing her chest into Hewitt's throbbing cleavage – no doubt feeling like it's on fire at this point. Jennifer certainly acts like it is as she thrashes and screams out, fresh sobs rocking her body, “Your jugs are the best, okay? Your jugs are the best!!”

Elisha smiles down sweetly, “Told you that would happen. Promised you, didn't I, Jenny? I know we're not done, but for right now, don't you forget. My jugs are better and so am I, understand?”

Elisha doesn't wait for Jennifer's response, but lowers her chest back down. Playfully rolling her shoulders for a moment again, teasing her cleavage over Jennifer's face as Jennifer can only offer moans and squeals of protest. Elisha then leans down, whispering, “Don't forget this, baby. I know I won't..” as she finally lowers her chest down firmly, creating a tight seal across Hewitt's face. At this point, Jennifer can't offer up too much in the way of resistance, too tired, too worn out and too used up this point. Writhing and kicking briefly, but it doesn't take too long for her to fade out into Cuthbert's jugs, to the sound of Lishy's laughter and taunting.

Elisha releases Hewitt after ensuring that her opponent is knocked down and leaving what is hopefully an indelible mark on Hewitt's psyche with this particular round of humiliation. Rising to her feet, almost unsteadily for a moment, but rises full of confidence as she plants her foot across Jennifer's chest and raising her hands up into the air in unmistakable triumph and jubilation; her face beaming and eyes brimming with tears of happiness.

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on July 6, 2012, 2:01 am, in reply to "Cuthbert/Hewitt 6/7"

Elisha Cuthbert sits down with Paris Hilton and Michelle Trachtenberg to celebrate the Best of 7 series win over Jennifer Love Hewitt and to take a break from the photo sessions and individual interviews to conduct a full media interview. Once all the various press outlets were assembled and seated, Paris indicated that they were finally ready to take questions.

REPORTER: Can you describe your feelings after this series ending match, Elisha?

Elisha starts to answer, then falters for a moment. Paris produces a tissue and Elisha smiles gratefully. Taking a moment to compose herself, then smiles as she is starting to accept the fact that she won.

Elisha: To be honest, no. There are so many feelings going on right now. I'm elated, excited, shocked, thrilled and just so f***king happy.” (Elisha laughed and covered her mouth for a moment in clear 'oops' fashion. The assembled press laughs as well) Sorry. I guess if there was one word to describe how I'm feeling, I guess it would be vindicated.”

REPORTER: Could you elaborate on that at all?

Elisha: Vindication? I had an amazing year last year as you all know. Undefeated, two titles, lots of accolades, awards and all kinds of things. It started off so promising, beating Olivia Munn. And don't worry, Livy, I haven't forgotten you..(Elisha chuckles), but then obviously thanks to Rachel, Lacey and again, freakin' Olivia, it all fell apart. (shakes her head ruefully) We came into one of the biggest milestones of my career on a three match losing streak and had to go up against one of the toughest brunettes in boxing, Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Best of 7.

REPORTER: You think Jennifer Love Hewitt is tough then?

Elisha: Hell yes. I don't like her. Never have, never will. But, do I respect her? Absolutely. Jennifer and I will never get along, but she is one of the better brunettes out there. Take that for what it's worth. Actually, I don't know whether respect is the right word because I can't stand her and want nothing more than to humiliate her every chance I get. Hate might be a closer word, but maybe a little respect mixed in there. Deep down.

REPORTER: In your post-match interview with Blonde! Magazine, you indicated you might go after her in other types of fights, such as apartment wrestling or La Conquista?

Elisha (beaming): I would LOVE to go after Jennifer in a La Conquista match or an in apartment. Just about anywhere really. We match up so well together. Once we hit that ring, you just know that it's going to be a great match ahead. Just gotta plan your best, fight your fight and don't let Jennifer Love Hewitt take control. It gets pretty bad from there if she does, but right now, I'm in control. It feels so good! (Elisha pumping her fist into the air with a smile)

REPORTER: And more about the vindication you mentioned earlier?

Elisha (laughs): Sorry, yes. So, we're on a several match losing streak and then somehow, it gets negotiated that not only do I have to take on JLH, but there are several JMD matches included in there. How that happenned? (laughs) I have no clue. I knew I could beat Jenny in them because I'd done it before, but still, not the ideal way to start off.

REPORTER: Is it a different vibe in a JMD match than a regular match?

Elisha: It's a whole different vibe to be honest. (grins) Especially with Jenny. I mean, she practically invented the d*mn match-up. But, I beat her twice in them this series. (holds up two fingers like a peace sign) It was insane. But, getting there, certainly wasn't the easiest.

REPORTER: How did it feel after losing the two middle matches?

Elisha (Sighing with a little smile): It was a huge roller coaster. I'd gone from winning my 100th match to just getting flat-out hammered by Jenny. It didn't help that she was getting tips from people like Neve or Britney. (takes a moment to laugh) And for the record, take a number, b*tches! (assembled press corps laughs) But, I'd gone from feeling the best I've ever felt to nearly losing control of the series altogether. I mean, I was even getting a lot of doubt from my own locker room. It was bad.

Paris Hilton leans forward and assures the press that Lookout! Boxing fully supported Elisha throughout the entire series.

Elisha (laughs): And by locker room, I think we all know I meant Minka.

REPORTER: In regards to Minka, how did this change the dynamics in the Lockout! Locker room?

Elisha: Personally, I think it's huge. Like I mentioned after the match to Blonde!, there can't be any more alpha confusion in the ranks. I'm the top bantam in the locker room. All apologies to Minka, Hilary, Leven or even Emily, you can all fight for second place. I've moved myself just a little higher than they're capable of right now, especially Minka. I'll do the hard work and they can be the little clean-up crew.”

Paris and Michelle look at each other with obvious looks of concern on their face, though don't say anything to dampen Elisha's obvious enthusiasm.

REPORTER: And where do you think it all turned around?

Elisha (shakes her head): Honestly, I've been thinking about that. But, I'm going to go with the answer I gave right after the match. That second JMD match was huge. I can't overstate how big it was. Jenny had a ton of momentum coming in and taking her on in basically her best match-up. It was her 100th match and they don't get any bigger than that. I knew she was going to come in tough, but at the end of the night, she was all smothered out and I had the momentum back. The beating I gave her that night, I think carried over into the fifth and even the sixth. I don't know whether she ever recovered. I know what that's like. After that second match, she hit me so freakin' hard and I wasn't sure whether I'd recover, but I did. Took me some time, but I did. If we hadn't won that sixth match, I don't know. But, going into that match, I just knew I would and I pulled it off. SO glad it's over! (beaming again after an exaggerated sigh that has the press corps chuckling softly)

REPORTER: What do you think this means for your legacy?

Elisha: I have no idea. I'll leave that one up to the press. I think it's a little too early to start talking about legacy. I've still got a lot of years of boxing left and honestly, I think I'm only going to get better from here on out. Once that's all said and done, then you can decide.

REPORTER: So, once again, the curse of the Best of 7 strikes? Why do you feel that the series ended in six again?

Elisha (laughs): Because I beat and pounded out the fight out of Jenny in six. Next question.

REPORTER: Seriously, there is actually some controversy over whether you won the match. There are some sources stating that there should've been a draw or that perhaps Jennifer should've won the match.

Elisha: Seriously? A draw? Do you honestly think that if there had been a draw that Jenny and I wouldn't have gone as many rounds as it took to get this taken care of? Neither of us – Jenny or I – want any debate or controversy – real or imagined – following this match.

Reporter: What about suggestions that Jennifer Love Hewitt might've won the match?

Elisha: The fact is, she didn't. It was a close match. Too close. If anybody wants to suggest I should've knocked Jennifer out so that there wouldn't be any question, I agree. Trust me. Nobody would want to knock her out more than me, but Jennifer stayed up the whole match. But, close series and a close win. If Jennifer had won, I'd be preparing for a series-ending JMD match tonight rather than sitting here with you all, but thankfully, I don't have to.

REPORTER: Anything you have to say to those people who think there should be a seventh match?

Elisha: I guess, thank you. I'm glad that you've enjoyed the series so much that you want to see it keep going. But, right now, it's over. But, I'm sure one of the people out there who think that there should be a seventh match is Jennifer Love Hewitt. And in that case, listen up, Jenny. We both knew coming into this match that regardless of the outcome, we'd still hate each other. No matter what, win or lose, this wasn't going to be over. And surprise, surprise – it isn't. I won the Best of 7 but trust me, anytime you want a rematch, anywhere you want a rematch or any type of match you want, I'm there. We may take a little break after this and I'm sure you need it as bad as I do, but we'll meet up again. And personally, I can't wait for it. But right now, I've just won a Best of 7 and guess what? Nothing in the whole world is going to bring me down right now! (Elisha beams) Thanks to Jeri's Knockouts and Jenny Love for a fantastic series, thanks to the FCBA for making it happen, thanks to Lookout! Boxing for believing in me and picking me up when I needed it. And thank you all for coming.”

And with that, Elisha stood up and ended the press conference. A whole host of reporters shouted questions, but Elisha was gone. Paris and Michelle left seconds later after thanking the press corps as well, but then they too, were gone. Elisha told a press reporter waiting by the door that she was “off to Disney World.” but rather that was accurate or a facetious statement is unclear. What was certain and without any question at all, is that there wasn't any doubt that Elisha was off to celebrate one of the biggest wins of her career and one of the biggest wins in the history of Lookout! Boxing. After Elisha's storied career, it was impossible not to be happy for her.

Congratulations to Elisha Cuthbert on winning the Best of 7 series.

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on July 6, 2012, 2:29 am, in reply to "Cuthbert/Hewitt 6/7"

Briefly, we would just like to thank the following parties:

First of all: to OddMan for suggesting the match-up in the first place. Without your keen notice on the respective records of both fighters and suggestion, this match likely would not have occurred. Thank you.

Second: to the management at Jeri's Knockouts (JKO) and Jennifer Love Hewitt for making this match happen. Also, Dradis wrote up the initial JMD match as well as several amazing post-match events and accompanying write-ups that really helped to flesh out the event. That really made this series even more enjoyable than I could've anticipated. We really enjoyed working with you and can't wait to collaborate again in the future. Without your involvement, this would not have been possible. Thank you.

Third: Thank you Sim for writing up the subsequent matches. Your writing really made this event shine and stand out. This is the one of those rare times I've genuinely been worried and engaged about the outcome of a particular match and that's due to some stellar writing on your part (as well as the involvement of both stables in creating that type of attachment to the results) As I've mentioned before and will no doubt say again, this is probably the best series I've ever read in regards to the FCBA. Thank you for writing this up.

Fourth: To Blonde! Magazine for their analysis, support, thoughts and feedback after each match. This was invaluable in helping to add to and sustain the atmosphere surrounding this highly anticipated match-up.

Fifth: To all members of the FCBA and any observers of our fine league who helped participate by commenting - providing feedback, additional responses, ideas, thoughts and suggestions as well as passionately defending each fighter. It's much appreciated. It's that level of interaction that really makes the FCBA shine. Moments like this are where it's a joy to be part of the FCBA. Thank you.

Sixth: And to anybody else I've forgotten to thank. Thank you.

-lookout! Boxing