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6 July 2012 Jeri Ryan vs Adriana Lima

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BOXING ON THE BEACH

(Results: Simguy)

Posted by Jeri's Knockouts on July 6, 2012, 12:09 am

BEFORE: Playa del Carmen, Mexico – sunny skies and warm ocean breeze in this Gulf resort town do little to mask the ominous clouds and doom approaching with this confrontation. “It’s one thing to claim real estate in the femme fight business, but it’s another thing entirely to try and hold onto it,” comments a Celebrity Ring columnist and fight correspondent, “Neither camp will confirm publicly which side made the first move to secure this match, but both scenarios are quite plausible. After losing the Ice Hotel, Lima’s looking for new turf to rule with an iron fist, and what better way than to take it at the expense of the stable whose nemesis she’s been for the last year? After dispatching first Kate, then Kelly, then Blake, Jeri must look like easy pickings in her eyes. Ryan, for her part, wants a fresh young contender to fight and beat – she’s warning the other ladies eyeing her property that she won’t be overthrown so easily. At the same time, while she could’ve chosen any rising star to fight, she’s going after Adriana specifically: she’s the boss of her organization and it’s time for her personally take care of the problem that her subordinates have thus far failed to resolve.” Despite Adriana’s record against JKO, Jeri nonetheless comes into the ring favored on paper given her experience and a perceived home field advantage. Jeri in black velvet string bikini; black gloves; hair is up with ringlets framing face. Adriana in dark blue and white tie-dyed bikini, brass hoop connections at hips and flair above the cups; black gloves; hair is loose. Ring is set up on the beach with bleachers forming a U around it, seats facing out towards the surf.

DURING R1: Adriana comes out to midring quickly at the opening bell, not wasting any time: she charges straight in and flails with a wide right/left/right to Jeri’s chin. Ryan jabbing with her left while stepping to her right – she’s forced to backpedal to avoid Lima’s opening salvo. Jeri elects to slug and punch-with in the face of such brazen headhunting, measuring the brunette with left jabs then walking Lima into the heavy right cross as she bulls in. Series of trades see Ryan first exchanging evenly with Lima, then steadily shipping more clout than she’s giving back – she’s getting put back on her heels repeatedly then preempted and beaten to punches by first minute’s end. JERI’S ROCKED! A right hand strokes Ryan ear to chin, putting her wobbly-butt… she stumbles forward, trying to tie Lima up… Adriana’s hands are still free as she fits neat hooks and uppercuts into Jeri’s flanks and tummy. A shove backwards and another right/left/right to the jawline drive Ryan from midring towards the ropes… Adriana strokes her another right hook to the chin and RYAN GOES DOWN! Force of the blow spins Jeri around as she’s battered to her knees, arms grasped around the middle strands – she’s staring destitute out into the crowd as Adriana grins and saunters to the neutral corner. Ryan takes her 8, covers up at the ropes as brunette wants more – it’s all Adriana as she hacks at Jeri’s guard with big lefts and rights. By round’s end Lima has punched the blonde’s arms apart and is helping herself to Jeri’s jugs, ignoring the bell – she’s physically pulled back by the ref and wrenches her arms free, raising her gloves and roaring in victory as blonde is left sullen with her butt in ropes.

R2: Faced with a surging and hungry Adriana, Jeri puts her faith in her ever-reliable jab and it pays dividends: she’s repeatedly tagging the younger woman’s eye, belting her mouth, jabbing the jugs just ‘cause she can. Lima still diving straight in at Ryan, expecting to overwhelm her with ferocity alone – Jeri alternately uses her footwork to keep Adriana at arm’s length or clinching tactically to bog her down. Ryan smothers Lima from bell to bell, quashing her offense and leaving Adriana visibly frustrated.

R3: Ryan showing excellent ring generalship, slowly but surely imposing her will as Adriana has no answers. Jeri displaying a vaguely Cat Bell-like punch and clutch as she dictates to Lima – she’s rocking Adriana’s head back with the left jab, setting her up for heavy right hands to the chin or body, then tying brunette up before she can counter effectively. Many long stretches are spent with Adriana and Jeri forehead to forehead, arms entangled as they push each other about the ring… Ryan’s working hard even when they’re close together, shrugging a right uppercut into Lima’s jugs or at chin when she can manage it – brunette’s head is getting snapped backwards repeatedly as she’s visibly harmed by the punches. Final moments: ladies are in close again when Adriana finally connects with a solid punch, landing a right uppercut of her own to the chin and sending Jeri stutter-stepping backwards… blonde takes a right cross to the chin and then another and RYAN GOES DOWN! Jeri’s sprawled out majestically on her back, eyes shut as she tries to shake off the hurt… bell sounds to save her but all her hard work is for naught as Lima steals the round out from under her 10-8.

R4: Badly hurt last round and trailing in the cards, Jeri brawls for Adriana’s respect in the sweltering heat. More infighting from the two ladies… Ryan shows some respectful versatility with hooks to the body and her often overlooked right uppercut; Lima tries to get off with combos but keeps getting interrupted by hard shellac after only one or two punches, leaving her unable to do any serious harm. One such uppercut tags Adriana’s chin midway through; she stumbles back wobbly, trying to clear her head – Jeri POUNDS her face with the left jab, bends into short right crosses… Lima tries to duck and slip, but Ryan’s fists are still finding their mark. End of the round: Jeri has Adriana bodied up chest to chest at the ropes, steps back and takes reprisal rack with rising lefts and rights to jug. Adriana blinking back tears as the bell rings, glaring livid at Ryan for daring to humble her chest.

R5: Ryan still walking Lima down behind the jab, mixing it up both to face and chest, leaning into right crosses to the chin or left and right hooks to the flanks whenever Adriana chooses to stand her ground and trade punches. Lima not functioning well in retreat, starting to bust up above the right eye from Jeri’s heavy stick – she’s more used to winding up and advancing forward on her opponents instead of the other way around. Brunette works her punches up blonde chassis, beginning with stomach then rising to jug and/or chin when they exchange blows, but Lima pays a dreadful price as Ryan outfights her bell to bell.

R6: Both ladies still competing for dominance on the inside: lots of pushing and pressing of arms as combatants seek to wrestle apart guard and fit in compact blows to chassis or jawline. Adriana takes it to the next level early in the round, snaking her left arm around Jeri’s neck to secure a cauldron; Jeri immediately reciprocates as they begin to punch with free right hands to flanks, tummies and jugs. Momentum of the previous two rounds is halted as Ryan and Lima stumble about midring cheek to cheek for the first two minutes, squealing in pain and groaning in anguish in each other’s ears – Adriana’s youth and vigor begin to take control as the minutes wears on, driving Jeri backwards and smearing her against the strands as round draws to a close.

R7: More cauldron: Ryan and Lima secure left-arm-around-neck and dive into each other as if the previous round never happened. Mindless bashing of torso and jug as Jeri and Adriana plug away with right hands, duking it out evenly over the coarse of the round. A few well-timed jerks of the head and pushes disrupt Adriana sufficiently enough for Jeri to land the decisive, more telling blows of the round – blonde wins the close heat with punching that is ever so slightly more effective than the brunette’s.

R8: LIMA GOES DOWN! Jeri stepping into jabs, then beating Adriana to the punch with a cross to the chin in a trade of right hands… Lima stumbles back trying to find her legs, takes a second pounding right to the chin and drops to a seat at the ropes! Adriana takes a creaky 8, leans back onto the strands for support and ON COMES JERI! Ryan pounces on Lima, stacks her upright and goes to work with left and right hooks behind and below elbow, short right hands to the chin – she wants to finish this. Brunette shabby on the ropes, soaking up steady punishment, but ADRIANA BRAWLS BACK! First a right/left/right to the tits gets Jeri’s attention; Lima works her combination punching to perfection, finding midsection and jaw with both hands, but she’s taking ruinous right hands to the chin in return – both ladies are repeatedly staggered in heartpounding action. End of the second minute: gorgeous head-swivel as Lima fits an overhand right into the side of Ryan’s head, followed by a second identical punch and JERI GOES DOWN! Blonde is stretched out on her back under the hot Mexican sun again, arms lying limp on the canvas above her head… Ryan’s able to roll over and push herself up at 9, but she’s badly shaken. Adriana crippled but hungry – she pushes Ryan back to the ropes and begins landing rights to the chin and humbling Jeri’s helpless rack with hardhearted sidearm blows. Ryan stares into punishment as her head is rocked in both directions by hard blows as she wilts on the strands… Adriana cleans up strong to the bell.

R9: Groggy infighting from both ladies as they battle for late-fight initiative. Jeri and Adriana are in close with each other again, wrestling and clinching as they snatch at midsection with left and right hooks and slug chin with heavy compact blows... Both Lima and Ryan are calling up all their reserves as each struggles to outlast the other. Midway through, Adriana pushes for some separation and throws a combo, capping it off with a left hook that finds all of Jeri’s jaw – Ryan stumbles back wobbly-butt! Blonde lurches forward unraveling as she tries to tie brunette up… left hook to the jaw by Lima followed by another left hook send Ryan backpedaling to the ropes. Adriana POURS IT ON! Jeri’s destitute, trying to cover up but is constantly getting rocked as steadily more and more punches find their mark. Lima senses finish, stacks Ryan up and takes jugs and chin… RYAN’S READY TO GO! Jeri’s gloves are at her waist and she’s all but out on her feet as the punches continue to land, BUT SHE MAKES IT TO THE BELL! Adriana grins and squeals in delight, chipper as she saunters back to her corner and takes her stool: “I got her! I’m going to knock her out!”

R10: Adriana marches in on Jeri, eager to win this fight in dramatic fashion: Ryan measures her with a left jab then rocks her with a right cross and uppercut to the chin as she’s coming in. Lima still coming forward, determined to get at the blonde – Jeri fades back to her corner, walking her into more compact but powerful rights and lefts to the head. A trade of punches goes Lima’s way – Adriana UNLEASHES with her fiercest flurry of the afternoon, throwing thirteen unanswered punches that land on Ryan’s arms and the side of her head as she covers up earmuff. Fight returns to midring as they circle out of the corner… the two ladies are in close with each other, wrestling their arms for control… A compact uppercut rocks Lima’s head back violently! ADRIANA GOES DOWN! Brunette sinks to all fours blinking and astonished… she’s back on her feet at 8 but still reeling from the hard shot. Jeri steps-to, picks Adriana up with a pulverizing left jab and right cross to the chin, staggering her – Lima stumbles sideways a she struggles to find her footing! Ryan walks her down and drives her to the ropes with chopping blows… Lima stares groggily as her jugs and chin soak up one punch after another. Adriana clatters forward and falls in against Jeri: fight returns to midring as blonde walks brunette into a series of heavy close-range blows to the head. ADRIANA GOES DOWN! One final right cross crashes into Lima’s chin – she stumbles forward past Ryan’s left shoulder and crashes to the canvas on her side! Jeri calmly goes to the neutral corner, stretching out both arms over the top ropes; Adriana’s form is a grim parody of a model’s pose with one leg curled up at her hip and the other stretched out behind her while her face is pressed against the mat, arms lying limply in front of her… she’s out! Come from behind KO10 Jeri Ryan!

After: Lima well ahead on the cards going into the 10th round, could have easily coasted her way to a decision over an aging FCBA legend – instead, her pride and desire for a decisive finish costs her dearly as she loses the shootout with Ryan.

Adriana’s being tended to on her stool when a brash and ungloved Jeri marches over and pulls her up to her feet. Ryan cups both hands around Lima’s cheeks, making sure she has the eye contact she wants, and then smartens Adriana up by driving her thigh ruthlessly into the brunette’s midriff. Lima groans as she’s folded over by the blow, her butt thrust back against the turnbuckle while her head is brought down to chest height – Jeri pulls Adriana’s face into her waiting bosom and squeezes tightly with arms around head, securing a breast smother with perfect jug-on-face seal.

Poor Adriana! She’s whining, pushing frantically at Jeri’s hips, but can’t extract her face from the blonde’s cleavage… Jeri presses her deep into the turnbuckle, planting her foot on the bottom rope and pushing for just a little more leverage. Smile crosses Ryan’s lips as Lima tries to writhe her way free, desperately seeking something that isn’t hot and sweaty blonde flesh – Jeri gives her a good shake back and forth like a lioness wringing out the last resistance from a gazelle trapped between her jaws.

Lima’s legs start to buckle at the minute and a half mark – Jeri releases her and Adriana slides groggily and sexily down the length of Ryan’s body to her knees. Jeri immediately tugs Adriana back up and wraps her arm around the brunette’s waist and begins to parade her around the ring’s perimeter in a model’s Walk of Shame. Jeri walks tall, beaming proudly with her prize while Adriana clatters along, stumbling like a drunk in an earthquake – poor Adriana!

Circumambulation around the ring complete, Jeri leads Adriana to midring and shoves her down to the canvas, then pushes her onto her back… she straddles the younger woman and goes for the Jeri Ryan Special: positioning her chest hanging over Lima’s face, she then grabs brunette’s wrists to place Adriana’s hands on her own shoulders. Jeri lets her weight do the work as she removes her arms from supporting her body and leans in on Adriana – Lima’s arms buckle almost immediately as Ryan’s chest falls on her face with a loud PLOP.

Ryan foregoes a tight seal this time, instead pinning both of Lima’s wrists to the canvas above her head and rubbing her breasts back and forth across the defeated woman’s face. Adriana’s exhausted, dazed, and in no condition to resist – her body twitches back and forth as she writhes weakly beneath the blonde, legs meekly pushing and sliding on the canvas for purchase… she’s totally used up at this point. Lima’s body finally relaxes as she succumbs to unconsciousness – she can add her name to the long list of women vanquished by Jeri Ryan’s jug smother.

Jeri rises to her feet, taking a moment to stare down at her slumbering opponent but not bothering to give Adriana any more attention than she’s already gotten as she turns to return to her corner: “Someone get this trash off my beach.”