Ca. 2004

Story by Jac Fac

Halle was looking her usual radiant self at a Hollywood cocktail party that included the old 'Crocodile Dundee’ man himself, Paul Hogan and his lovely blonde wife Linda Kozlowski. Halle had met Paul once before and she came over to say hello. She gave him a little peck on the cheek and Linda didn't quite know what to say. She thought Halle was a tad forward with her man and said so.

“Buzz off you loser” snarled Linda.

“Ah Luv it was only a little friendly peck wasn't it Halle?” laughed Hogan.

“Listen,” said Halle. “You're nothing but a stinking homewrecker. You grabbed this guy from his wife of many years, so don’t play Holier than Thou with me lady,” she continued.

Linda spotted an opening and dove right in, “More than I can say for you, with the two clods you married!”

Halle was enraged and she leaped at Linda and drove her nails into Linda's face drawing blood. Hogan pulled them apart and tried to calm the waters by offering a solution satisfactory to both wildcats.

“Listen gals, why don't we settle this little spat with some nice kangaroo boxing gloves?“

Both women were more than ready, they were eager to get down to business. An impromptu ring was set up outside and the opponents got dressed for the match. Halle in her 'Die Another Day' bikini while Linda sported her stunning one piece thong from ‘Crocodile Dundee’. The cheeks of Linda’s ass were still as great looking as ever and her legs were firm and strong.

ROUND ONE
Halle was the quicker by far as she scored with fast left jabs, then darted out of harm's way when Linda swung her hard right. Halle was feinting Linda out of position badly and scoring with solid combos inside to the head. Round one was hers by a wide margin and Paul consoled his wife in her corner, asking if she wanted to give in at that point.

ROUND TWO
Linda shoved Hogan aside and raced to the center of the ring where she drilled Halle mercilessly with body shots that had the younger women doubled over. Halle retreated to get her breath but Linda pursued her and continued her relentless attack. Linda easily won the second round to even the match.

ROUND THREE
Both gals got to the center of the ring and slugged it out toe-to-toe. Linda proved the stronger hitter, forcing Halle to abandon her game plan to try and outslug Linda but this was costing her big time. Linda landed a short right to Halle's jaw and Halle FELL back into the ropes, her left arm draped over the middle strand as she struggled to hold herself up. The crowd cheered lustily for Linda while Halle got back up angered and flustered. Halle went into a boxer's dance and faked Linda out badly which enabled her to score with a left and then a big right that staggered Linda. Halle connected cleanly with a left to Linda's jaw and LINDA GOES DOWN! Linda got up at eight but she was badly dazed. The crowd was abuzz and as the bell rang, most observed agree this round was even.

ROUND FOUR
Linda cut off the ring to force the fight. Halle was doing some grand footwork and she continued faking Linda out of her bikini, then hammering her with combinations which were clearly hurting the blonde. As Linda was getting groggy, Halle used her superior speed to her advantage but Linda was dogged and determined, taking two shots for every one she gave. Halle drubbed Linda about the face and had her left eye swelling closed. The crowd was urging Linda on and Paul was becoming concerned for his wife who he felt was being badly beaten. Then, suddenly, out of nowhere, Linda nailed Halle with an overhand right and as the smaller women recoils backward, her legs wobbly and her hands drop limp at her hips. Linda followed up with two vicious combinations to the head! Halle was getting chopped up as her head went swiveling from side to side from the blows.

Naomi Campbell, the referee, quickly stepped in and wrapped her arms around Halle’s chest, grabbing a fistful of breast meat as she dragged Halle to the corner, then turned and raised Linda's hand, letting Halle slide down the ropes onto her back where she lay out cold. This was a grand victory for Linda as the older woman had taken care of business! Hogan lifted his wife high in his arms and Linda thrust her gloves upwards as she shrilled with glee. Halle continued laying there as a couple of actresses finally climbed into the ring and splashed their margueritas in her face to bring her around.