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11 July 2012 Britt Ekland vs Lola Falana (redirected from 12 July 2012 Britt Ekland vs Lola Falana)

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RETRO BOUT 1974

Posted by Jac Fac on July 11, 2012, 1:37 pm

Story by Jac Fac

Britt Ekland has just completed the shooting of 'The Man with the Golden Gun' where she was featured as 'Mary Goodnight'. She's proud of her new found fame as a Bond girl as she joins her pals Raquel Welch and Jill St. John in Vegas to celebrate. Jill is teasing the Swedish hottie about how Britt isn't half as sexy as Jill's character ‘Tiffany Case’ which Jill played in 'Diamonds are Forever'.

Tonight the three go see a floor show starring the great and volatile Lola Falana. It's a huge crowd at Caesar's palace as Lola takes the stage. Britt is up front with her friends when Lola spots her during one of her numbers. As the song and dance ends Lola playfully invites Britt up to take a bow for her Bond girl role.

“Hey you're as sexy as they say you are you little Viking Vixen,” purrs Falana in Britt's ear. “Of course I'd be kicking your sweet little Swede ass first before I had some sack time with you honey,” continues Lola.

Welch and St. John can see that Britt is reddening up on the stage. Suddenly Lola grabs the mike and announces that she and the Scandanavian are going to have a go at it in the ring just like Floyd Paterson and Ingemar Johansson did in the early sixties.

“My brother Floyd flattened his squarehead ass,” chortles Lola to the crowd. The curtain is opened and reveals a boxing ring. Lola snaps her fingers and a bikini like the one Britt wore in Man with the Golden Gun is brought out. “Stick that on Eky as this won't take long,” taunts Lola.

More seats are brought out so people can come closer to the ring. Jill and Raquel are at ringside as they move up. Mitzi Gaynor is brought out to ref. Mitzi had fallen to Lola in a boxing match at an earlier time during the Viet Nam war. Ekland is sweating but is also showing anger along with her fear. Lola is smiling sweetly as she rubs her gloves along Britt's thighs. Britt is getting aroused as Lola brushes a kiss to her lips.

“There’ll be lots of time for us later,” says Lola. “Right now got some biz to take care of with your blonde ass.”

Round One: Lola stripped down to white bikini panties and heels as does Britt. They circle and Britt fires a scoring right cross to Lola's jaw which floors the Afro-Cuban from Camden, N.J.

“Thought I was gonna be Britt the Beat Up Bunny didn't your asshole?” sneers Britt as Lola regains her feet. Britt has learned some boxing from her countryman Johannson. “You're going to be my Cuban Cunt Collection,” continues Ekland.

Both gals are pouring sweat as they hammer each other relentlessly at mid-ring. Ekland has won the round as the bell rings and Lola heads back to her corner dazed and confused where she’s greeted by her corner, Joey Heatherton.

“Boss you got to cut the ring off,” advises Joey.

Lola flares. “Did I ask your dumb ass for ANY advice about boxing you flaming loser/boozer?” roars Falana.

Joey is standing behind the ropes as Falana fires her patented left hook and connects with Joey's jaw. Heatherton's limp body hurtles backward into the first row where she lands on top of St. John and Welch.

“What the hell is this BS?” screams Jill.

“You suckface bimbo; you suckered the poor broad when she was tryin’ to help,” is Jill's reply.

Jill is enraged and strips off her dress and has on her hot bikini panties with heels. She leaps into the ring and squares off against Lola though she has no gloves on. Lola regards St.John for a moment before she hammers her out cold with a straight right. Jill falls hard on her ass as Mitzi whips off Jill's panties and drapes her, ass up, over the ropes. Heatherton's body follows.

Welch climbs into the ring screaming, “No way I let this happen, you freak!”

But Lola was expecting her and brings down Welch with a vicious gut shot that doubles Raquel over as she collapses to her knees. As she looks up for mercy, Lola Falana finishes her with a left uppercut. Welch pitches forward and lays still. The grinning Gaynor strips Raquel too and drapes her ass up over the ropes with the others. While all this was going on, Ekland has been standing and watching totally dumbfounded.

“Don't worry big lips, I didn't forget you!” laughs Lola.

The crowd is just eating up all this action. Three wiped out babes with fourth on the way and it NOT Lola. Falana is now totally on fire and dancing all over the ring naked. She has discarded her panties and is flailing her gloves at Ekland in the most taunting of ways.

“Come and get it, you yellow Swedish b###h!” snarls Falana.

Britt takes the bait and charges into Lola Falana's famous left hook. Her body is catapulted OVER THE ROPES as it lands in the first row. The incredible power of Lola Falana is on display for all to see. She has won and won HUGE. Ekland's body is draped over the ropes next to the others. Out comes a magic marker and Lola inscribes 'Lola Wins' on each of the eight voluptuous asscheeks on display. Later, Lola claims Britt as her 'night prize' - leaving Joey to play second fiddle to the latest victim of Lola's. Britt is in rapture as her 'ring killer' does her all night long.

Whatever Lola wants... Lola gets.