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12 July 2012 Sue Bird vs Naomi Campbell

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RETRO BOUT CA. 2004

Posted by Jac Fac on July 12, 2012, 6:49 pm

Naomi had always liked basketball and had started attending the WNBA games. One night in Springfield, Mass. the Seattle Storm played the Connecticut Suns and Sue Bird, former UConn. Star, was playing for the Storm. Naomi was casually introduced to Sue after the game in which Sue scored 24 points and was a factor in her team's victory. During a small intimate party, Naomi took the liberty of inviting Sue over to her digs for a nightcap and a chat. Sue accepted though she indicated she had an early flight out in the morning for another road game.

"Oh no problem," said Naomi.

A short while later Naomi was giving Sue the 'grand tour' of her house. She took Sue downstairs to the gym where Sue quickly noticed the boxing ring set up. Naomi proudly informed Sue that she was the former 'celebrity boxing champ' but had lost her title to Jennifer Garner. Sue was taken aback.

"That little so and so beat YOU?"

Sue quickly pointed out that she'd done some boxing in high school and wasn't too bad herself.

"Want to spar a little?" said Naomi.

Sue donned her gloves and slipped out of her clothes, leaving only her panties on for the 'friendly' bout while Naomi changed into her trademark bikini.

ROUND ONE
Naomi quickly established her left jab, hitting Sue with some good shots around the eyes. Sue was ticked off and took some wild swings but landed none on Naomi at all.

"What's wrong princess," teased Naomi. "Having some problems are we?"

Sue's temper was getting the better of her. She was like an overmatched gunfighter. She was willing to 'reach for it' and she had lots of pride on the line but Naomi had The MOJO working and she connected hard to Sue's midriff which made Sue buckle in some pain. This was fun for Naomi. She had an 'easy mark' she thought. Sue was in over her head and Naomi decided to teach the upstart smart-ass basketball player her place was on the court not in the ring which was another matter entirely!

Naomi connected with an explosive which sent Bird on her ass and down. At this point Naomi's two flunkies, Kate Beckinsale and Victoria Beckham came out of hiding and revealed themselves as Sue was taking it full throttle from Naomi who was hitting Sue at will. But the proud New Yorker was trying hard to stay up and she managed until Naomi hit her with that classic left/right combo that had ended the night of so many other celebrities! Sue staggered and, with glazed eyes, stumbled toward Naomi.

"You win champ, I give," Sue gasped.

Naomi exclaimed, "RIGHT sucker! I always win!" Then she drilled the hapless basketball champ with her big right. Sue just tottered and fell into the ropes, dropped to both knees and then pitched forward on her cheek with her face turned away from Naomi She was done!

Naomi order Posh to, "Get a blanket for our guest."

Beckham proceeded to cover Sue's fallen figure with it as Naomi posed and preened over her fallen opponent.

"Nightie-night, sweetie," Naomi crowed. "We'll have to do this again sometime. Sleep tight and I hope you don't miss your plane."

Naomi strutted off to her own bed savoring this little sweet private victory. She had Beckinsale pour her some champagne as she thought about what she would do to Charlize Theron and Jennifer Garner. But first... time to do in Josie Maran next right here in her little den of doom!