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13 July 2012 Naomi Campbell vs Charlize Theron II

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Posted by Jac Fac on July 13, 2012, 5:46 pm

Story by Jac Fac

Circa 2004

The script couldn't have been written better! Several planes came into Kennedy Airport in N.Y. at close intervals containing Naomi Campbell and her Brit Twit entourage from California on one; Charlize Theron and her Mom from South Africa on another and Sue Bird, Kathleen Turner and Josie Maran on a third in from the mid-West.

All spotted each other in the terminal and it was there that Charlize issued her, I'm ready to rumble' challenge to Naomi.

As they exchanged shoves near the baggage claim center, Naomi hissed, "'Madison Square Garden next week...chump! I hope your Momma brought that towel to throw in again."

By the time word got around about the fight, Jennifer Garner flew into town to attend as an 'interested spectator'. Charlize had been truly roughing it over in South Africa but she'd also put in extra time at the gym and had finished up her training by knocking out a female South African Army Major in a bout staged for the troops enjoyment. Charlize was ready!

Both gals stepped into the ring, their hard, toned bodies glistening with sweat. Charlize had also brought along her new trainer...Sue Anne Langdon who had wiped out 'Ms. Moore', as she haughtily referred to Mary Tyler Moore, in a couple of bouts. Charlize loved Sue Anne's style and spunk despite the fact that Sue Anne had fallen hard under Eartha Kitt's thunderous fists. No matter, Charlize knew she had to make a change in her approach to this fight and Sue Anne wanted Charlize to 'force the fight' with Naomi.

ROUND ONE
Charlize immediately attacked Naomi's head with several solid shots and drew blood with a straight right. Naomi didn't like this one bit as she wasn't used to bleeding in ANY fights up to now. Charlize went to her strategy of 'sticking and moving' right off the bat as she hammered Naomi mercilessly with a flurry of body shots and the tall model winced with pain. ROUND ONE was clearly Charlize.

ROUND TWO
Naomi came out with a new determination. She was in a tough fight just as the 'Brit/twits'' had warned her she would be. She and Charlize stood toe to toe in the middle of the ring exchanging head shots when suddenly, Charlize's knees buckled when Naomi hammered her with a left-right combo. The tall blonde clattered backward to the ropes but gave it back to Naomi with a big roundhouse right as she rebounded off the strands. Naomi's knees unhinged and she dropped backwardl on her ass! The Garden erupted as Charlize stumbled forward, stepping over Naomi as she reeled across the ring to the far corner. Naomi sat stunned before she pulled herself up the ropes as round two ended.

ROUND THREE
Sue Anne pushed Charlize off her stool with instructions to, "Finish her off now, while you've got the momentum."

Naomi tried charging Charlize but the big blond gal slipped her punches and once again resumed her vicious body attack. It was taking it's toll on Naomi and a huge right to the solar plexus sent pain shooting all through Naomi's body. The big black supermodel started backpedaling like a loser as Charlize hit her repeatedly with shots to the eyes and nose which restarted Naomi's cuts bleeding.

"Gonna beat your snotty/snooty ass but good," hissed Charlize, hitting Naomi with impunity.

Naomi, for a change, had no wise acre comeback and the ringside crowd knew this was going to be Charlize's night. Naomi was beaten! She muttered for Charlize to "Stop!" saying, "I want to surrender." But Charlize just smiled and hit Naomi with a right hand the entire arena could 'feel'. It slammed across Naomi's jaw and her eyes glazed as she stumbled back on rubbery long legs - right into Charlize 'knockout left'!

Naomi crumpled and dropped face down at Charlize feet. The crowd was on fire as the tall blonde raised her arms in triumph and danced around Naomi's unmoving body. Jennifer Garner came into the ring to present the championship belt to Charlize. "Come try to take this back any time, you flunky of an anger management student," Charlize crowd over Naomi's unhearing body.

All of Naomi's former victims in her private gym fights, Sue Bird, Josie Maran and Kathleen Turner came into the ring to pay homage to Charlize. Once the celebration was over, Charlize called Posh and Kate Beckinsale over to administer smelling salts to Naomi. Where Naomi went after the fight was anyone's guess but those who know her say her final words as she left Madison Square Garden that night were an ominous, "I'll be baaack!"