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13 July 2012 Naomi Campbell vs Catherine Zeta Jones

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Posted by Jac Fac on July 13, 2012, 5:50 pm

Story: Jac Fac

Circa 2004

It had been eating at Catherine-Zeta Jones for some time that whenever she went to a particular restaurant in LA she alwasys saw the Brit/Twits (Victoria "Posh" Beckham and Kate Beckinsale) catering to Naomi Campbell and waiting on her hand and foot. Catherine was well aware that the two had been slaughtered in the ring by Naomi more than once but enough was enough; it was time to act!

Catherine approached their table and told Naomi, "Say there tootsie, don't you think it's high time you released these gals from this insane arrangement?"

Naomi responded by standing up to her full height, slightly towering over Catherine. She glowered down at the Welsh gal, then hissed, "If you know what's good for you TOOTSIE, you'll haul your dumb ass back to your table with your OLD MAN and let him keep you safe."

Catherine was non-plussed and simply said, "I DO KNOW what's good for me and for THEM as well." She motioned to Posh and Kate, "And I say let them go!"

Naomi's legendary temper was really flaring now. "You ain't got what it takes to MAKE it happen, sister!!"

Catherine came back with, "Don't bet the ranch on it, you overcompensated nimnod."

Well, that did it! Naomi issued an immediate challenge which Catherine instantly accepted. They hopped in their respective cars and over to Naomi's gym they drove. A good sized crowd of Hollywood celebrities were in the restaurant and they all followed along to chez Naomi. Sue Bird, Josie Maran, Kathleen Turner (all previous Naomi KO victims) went along as did Charlize Theron who was 1-1 in her two fights with Naomi. It was SRO in Naomi's private gym. Catherine was THE hope for the Brit/Twits now, since if she were beaten by their Mistress it would go doubly hard on them.

ROUND ONE
The bell rang and Catherine came charging out with a vicious right which landed flush on Naomi's left eye. That was followed by a hard left to Naomi's mid-section which doubled her up. Clearly, Catherine could fight although Naomi didn't yet know that CZJ had trained under fellow Welshman Ian Woosnam, a former boxer turned pro golfer. Catherine pressed her attack and as she circled on confident legs, the big Welshwoman landed another shot to Naomi's eye which started to swell up. It was all Catherine in the first round!

ROUND TWO
Naomi scored early in the second, landing a jarring left hook early which wobbled Catherine a bit, but she stayed upright. But Catherine had been more hurt than she let on, however, and Naomi floored her with a big right. Catherine was dazed but she gamely got back up, dug in and hammered Naomi with a great body attack. As Naomi doubled up again, Catherine came up with a right uppercut squarely to Naomi's jaw. The big model clattered back and then fell into the ropes on her butt! Naomi managed to pull herself up by the ropes and regained her feet but Catherine's knockdown left round two even!

ROUND THREE
The third round found Catherine launching a big attack to Naomi's body once more and Naomi was feeling it now. She was wobbling and when Catherine landed a left-right combo, Naomi fell on her back. She got up again, but was nearly helpless as Catherine landed her 'coup de grace'; a roundhouse left! Naomi staggered back to the ropes and caught herself. As she lay draped over the ropes blinking, looking unbelievingly at Catherine, the Welshwoman snarled, "So, they're free aren't they?"

After a brief hesitation, Naomi replied defiantly, "For now they are!"

Then Catherine watched Naomi as she fell face down at her feet. Naomi was counted out by Cat Bell, another of her victims, then the newly freed 'Brit/Twits' joined Catherine in Naomi's bar for a real celebration with the jubliant crowd. All toasted Catherine heartily with Naomi's finest Champagne while Naomi lay out cold in her gym. That was certainly a first!!