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6 February 2004 Traci Bingham vs Heather Kozar

Page history last edited by Archer844 11 years, 7 months ago

Traci Bingham.jpgHeather Kozar 02.jpg

 

 

BOXING ON THE BEACH

 

(ESPN2, Same-Day Tape)

 

Posted by Simguy on 2/6/200, 6:24 pm.

 

Before: With ESPN no longer paying site-fees for beach bouts, promoters have to provide the up-front costs themselves--it’s led to irregular programming and more non-televised. Nevertheless, some promoters (like Playboy) have the wherewithal to put together shows on an independent basis, and voila: Kozar/Bingham gets made. Traci one of the most feared Baywatch alumns (Cindy Crawford reportedly once said “I’m too pretty to fight someone like Traci” after Bingham repeatedly called out the supermodel in the 90s)--Kozar a hamfisted, hard luck blonde who hasn’t had much joy in the squared circle lately: It’s a good bruising match up. Kozar in gold bikini, Traci in black bikini, gold belly chain. Fought outdoors, high noon, beach n; bleachers set up So. Cali.

 

During R1: Doesn’t take long for the Playboy pedigree to announce itself--both girls wind up sprawled on the canvas, struggling in one another’s arms, rising to their knees and still working each other’s guts plugging right hands out of the wrap. On their feet, it’s the same posture--left hands snaked around necks, heads held in tight, right hands slam-pumping away in mindless fashion downstairs. Wild, gyrating stagger around the ring as girls tug and slug each other, both wailing and whining--it’s 1 part fist fight, 1 part pillow fight, 1 part catfight. Also a drawn round as judges are at a loss how to score tangled mess.

 

R2: Hellcats come out eyes blazing--immediately locking up, wrestling and grappling each other to the ropes, brawling and mugging with shoulders and elbows as much as fists on the inside. Heather a bit more constructive--she’s more compact, getting lower and going to gut on Traci with systematic rights and lefts--it’s having a wearing effect on the wilder, much less disciplined Bingham. Final minute a good one for Kozar: Bingham shabby with fatigue, swinging loose and wild, arms wrapping harmlessly around Kozar’s head and shoulders--meanwhile Heathers digging in muscular. Bingham shouting out woozy as she sits in the ropes, suddenly all beat up in the gut--Kozar just in a short-pumping rhythm, working her way up torso and mopping up on those unearthly Bingham hooters. Heather slopping home the hurt--Bingham just sick about it at the bell.

R3: The jug-genie’s been released from the bottle--both girls savagely going at one another’s moneymakers this round. Holding and hitting, crazy, senseless action as girls take turns grabbing around the head, tugging the opponent off balance and pumping away to buxom goodness with the free mitt. Girls constantly stumbling to canvas--not knockdowns--they’re just reeling in one another’s grasps, hard to keep balance. Another impossible to score round--girls are forcibly separated at the bell, corners getting involved to peel the snarling combatants apart--it’s just out of control.

R4: Jug’s not enough--Traci sails low on Heather, drawing boozy whimpers as he blonde folds up hurt, takes a seat in the ropes--ref tackles Bingham off and scolds her like a school girl as Heather gets a break. Winded Kozar returns the favour moments after action resumes--deliberately plowing home a gaudy right to trunks as she carries her body into Traci, packing her into the ropes. Goes downhill from there--more holding and hitting--staggering, reeling look as the girls maul and claw for any advantage--very little clean punching and most of that directed at jug and crotch. Referee working overtime--breaking up sweaty clinches, handing out warnings like free sample of Snapple. At the bell, women are exhausted, glaring, chest-heaving wenches who only want to keep at one another.

R5: Traci soaks up some body bombs from Heather early--Kozar detonating swinging rights and lefts against that chocolate torso, buffeting Bingham around the ring, but Traci starts to take advantage of the distance. Bingham swinging freely from the outside, starts to wallop the available blonde upside the head, knocking HER off balance. Mindless, bludgeoning action develops--girls swinging away at each other, Bingham the rangier beauty, taking great healthy hacks at her girl, gloves pounding off shoulders and skull--Kozar not looking too good at the end. Both girls open mouthed, sullen-eyed, and worn going back to their corners, but the wide open melee seems to have favored Bingham.


R6: Traci sticks with it, actually starts to employ a little savvy this round. Bingham loading uo and swinging from her hips--sweeping rights to Heather’s hip and breadbasket, crashing back with slinging hooks--blonde giving ground, shook in her backside, skidding along ropes in retreat. Kozar backpedaling, evasive--she’s not effective when she’s not coming forward and Traci starts to bully her. Bingham smart whenever Heather gets to her chest--Traci tieing up, wrestling with Kozar, even twisting her and driving her bodily to the canvas--anything to prevent Kozar from working inside. Another messy Bingham round--she’s got Heather brawling the wrong brawl.

 

R7: Heather turns the tables, getting to Traci with straight, plowing right hands inside the brunette’s wild, winging offerings--Kozar really wearing out Bingham’s chin in the first minute. Heather able to body up in the final minute, reaching under Traci’s arms chesting her bulky to the ropes, then pushing off to work her over--serious one-way blonde beat down as Bingham turns sideways to the ropes in a pathetic cringe. Final minute--Bingham losing it mentally, bawling out loud, drooping forward--Kozar just hup-hup-hupping away, tidy lefts and rights, all shoulder and leg, thick and juicy to jug. It’s all too much for a sobbing Bingham--she puddles to all fours, open mouthed, blubbery--snarling, taunting Kozar bodied back by the ref at the bell.


R8: Hungry, hungry Heather--squishes into Traci, backs her up, smears her ropeside and gets AFTER it on the inside. Bingham on her heels, worked on, pushed up on, trapped against the ropes--she’s trying to slug Heather off her, but blonde won’t be discouraged and brunette’s not economical enough with her ropey haymakers in close. Kozar making PUTTY out of heroic Bingham jug--Traci open mouthed in outrage at the constant pumping wallop her teats are taking. Kozar all squirmy and strong, tousle-grinding away head on face, reaching in with her arms and brawny shoulders, making Bingham feel the weight. Heather ignores the bell to keep shoveling it on--ref has to intercede.

 

R9: Traci mouth-breathing, shopworn, shuffling to her left, hands at stomach height, still trying to load up and take Heather’s head off with swinging haymakers. Kozar showing as well, but stalking--she’s stepping forward, hands at her chest, pushing out the jab like a new toy, reading Bingham’s blockbusters and evading them easily. Both girls taking a breather--lots of losing, glaring, not so much punching as each girds for the 10th.


R10: Kozar not about to let this one slip off the hook--she gets back on Traci, bullies her to the ropes, smothers her, beats her hips, flanks, tummy and tits, bringing out the blubbery whiner in Traci Bingham, TB stopping just short of quitting, but she’s had it, no longer competing--just sobbing, glomming on for breaks, getting shoved and mauled by a completely dominant Playmate at this point, Kozar humming on all cylinders, not wasting herself--she’s just plugging body, grinding, working those tits--just a business like outing. Anticlimactic final minute as both girls are just exhausted, embracing and twisting each other to the canvas, then wearily falling in to slug from their knees until the ref pulls ‘em apart. Hard working UD10 Heather Kozar.

 

After: Kozar finally getting her hand raised over another woman-hard fought duke. All even after 6, but Bingham’s shaky psyche betrays her under pressure: tough-minded women with Bingham’s physicality would have found a way to rally. “She was a bully at the mansion,” says a happy Kozar of Traci in post fight, “always picking on smaller girls, but anyone who stood up to her could punk her. Some things never change!”

 

Reposted by Archer 8/6/12.

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