Boxing on the Beach

Posted by Simguy on 3/19/2004, 6:46 am.

Before: Fight been on the table for years--Demi wanted it when Kiki was big on “Flex Appeal” but Tom didn’t like the weight spread.. Kiana wanted it when Demi started to look old, but Moore backed out. Now both girls are wiry fit and a little past it--fight making more sense to both camps as an open-air bout. Tom in black sports bra, black draw string bikini workout shorts, Demi in black filigree Angel’s bikini. Standard ring n’ bleachers, South Cali beach.

During R1: Moore the aggressor, crouching as she flails her jab to brush Kiana hands away, then driving thick right hands to flat brown abs--Demi wanting to establish in Kiana’s slim midsection at the outset. Moore strong in the first minute--r8ight hands freezing Kiana--Demi able to shoulder-up, work crisp, licking combinations to the tummy and bra of her opponent, steadily backing Kiana up. Second minute--Tom giving ground in good order, dropping the right foot back, pivoting left, getting a long cranking hook against Demi’s taut abs, then a rigid sloping jab off Demi’s chin as Tom slowly gets range. Down the stretch, Moore troubled by the jab as Kiki keeps scrapping it off the mouth and chin, stepping right, stepping right and DROPPING THAT RIGHT HAND! Glorious popping sock on the jaw--Moore’s left foot reflexively up off the canvas as she cringes on impact--Demi’s a shellshocked beauty. Kiana snarling, wide stance--long hook claws Demi’s breasts, chiseling backhand jab brushes her chin and MORE POUNDING RIGHT HANDS slaw away to jaw. Moore wrecked, staring, hands at her waist as she’s beaten to the ropes--Kiana able to pour herself over Demi’s left shoulder, keeping her girl numb and DEMI GOES DOWN! Moore beaten in stages to he canvas--she rolls onto her back underneath the ropes, backs of her hands on her face--SHE CAN’T GET UP! Savage KO1 Kiana Tom!

After: Kiana breaks a sandy slump, pounding out tough Demi Moore with a river of right hands--it’s mid 90s as Tom turns back the clock, Moore unable to absorb lanky Hawaiian rights without the extra cushion of weight--some dismissing it as luck, but staunch Kiana supporters insisting this result would have stood if these girls had fought in their primes, or at any time in their respective careers.

Reposted by Archer 8/11/12.