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23 July 2012 Kaley Cuoco vs Candice Swanepoel

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Posted by simguy on July 23, 2012, 3:17 pm

BEFORE: "The thing when you're fighting a model, is to keep the pressure on," Kaley instructs in prefight. "If you hang back, they can get tall on you - and a fighter like Candi can actually generate a lot of lanky torque which can hurt you: crowd her, and she's helpless. I'm not worried at all - I'm an elite athlete - Candi's just a pretty-puncher and I'm way too much for her. This one's for my fans! Good to sprinkle the ol' resume with a few Victoria Secret names...like putting gemstones on your charm bracelet!"

Candi an underdog, but you'd never know it from brazen weigh-in sessions: Swanepoel declaring herself the winner just based on the two girls hitting the scales. "It's over!" A beaming Candi Swanepoel insists in prefight. "Did you see her eyes when I took the scales? Did you see her gulp? She's beaten. This isn't like wrestling some tom-boy like Jessica Biel or Missy Peregrym...she's seen a Victoria Secret Super Model in all her glory and that breaks a common-girl's spirit. All I have to do is put hands on her to make it official!"

Kaley in black bikini; long blonde ponytail with wavy bangs down both cheeks; navy booty-short in boy leg; baby blue sport bra; white gloves. Candi in black velvet boy leg panties; tiger print VS boxing bra with padded "protect" cups; black gloves; long golden ringlets loose n' wild. During staredown, Candi winks lasciviously at Kaley: Cuoco glares in receipt.

During R1: Pushy jab nudges Kaley's tits; pushy one-twos scrub at her guard as Cuoco's forced into defensive torso-bobbing early. Candi: snarling with teeth bared; palms down as she pushes out her leather from chest height. Kaley with hands low as she ducks and weaves...she's looking to slip Candi's work, then sweep Big Power from knee-level on either side. Midway through, Kaley times it just right...Candi swishes over top left/right, bringing hands back to her tummy; Kaley lunges up from low crouch, kissing a swinging left hook across super-model mouth and DOWN GOES SWANEPOEL! Vicious head snap - Swanny crashing to her back, then thrashing all arms-and-legs to get back up. Candi beats the count brave, digs in at ropes as HERE COMES KALEY! Cuoco closes out the round as per her training camp: head grinding taller girl's chest, hands pushing super-model hips back, then digging at that flat tummy hup-hup-hup to bell. Kaley grinning, jogging back to her corner all smiles...this is how she expects the whole night to go.

R2: Similar stuff - Kaley hands at her sides, hopping to either side as she leans-torso in direction of travel...often bringing sweeping single-shot clouts off her thighs to clobber Candi's face off Swanepoel misses. Candice scowling, loping in pursuit...she's brought her hands up, keeping elbows in, output dropping as she tries to be more selective. Kaley's pounce and quick-strike timing proving decisive, but late the round, a Cuoco attempt to edge inside is foiled by a chugging assortment or rangy-girl left/right uppercuts as Candi avoids shutout.

R3: Kaley being springy/athletic outside, hands at her side to tempt Candice into punching, then swift, sweeping counters from either Cuoco thigh. Swanepoel stalking Kaley, being busier with the jab - Candi's up-tempo work rate suppressing Kaley's counter attempts. Candice affecting almost a Stacy Keibler or Grace Park look here...leaning in over front (left) leg, scrubbing away with stiff right hands and rangy hooks - not a lot of clean contact, but sheer volume chasing Cuoco out of her positions. Kaley circling, using legs to get out of danger, but rarely penetrating...Candi takes her first points by being tall/pesky/busy.

R4; Candice pushing her left jab into Kaley's tits, bringing the hand back low...Cuoco loops a right hand counter overtop to SMASH CANDI'S HEAD ASIDE! Crashing blast unhinges long super-model legs...spastic staggering action carries Candice to ropes; she forms up face-in-gloves, rocked and wobbly-butt! Kaley wades in - extends the left to touch at Candi's guard, then bends in to lash the right to trembling Swanepoel abs! Left hand pushes at Candi's facial guard again, then Kaley leans in to hook the liver, hook the ear. Candice tempest-tossed, bending forward behind her mitts...Kaley begins to focus in behind Swanepoel's elbows, beating the flanks. Job of work for Kaley - she resets by pushing her hands on Candi's shoulders, then exploring her body via digging/looping/sweeping rights or left. Give Candice credit, she absorbs a hellish beating, but slender legs hold her up...Kaley patiently at her girl - dipping side to side, thumping mitts off sleek blonde chassis. Cuoco can't chop her model down, but at the bell - big beamin' smile shows Kaley's satisfaction. Swanepoel's cheeks awash in tears when she lowers her guard...lovely long ribcage pinking up nicely through 4.

R5: Oddly enough, Kaley in charge outside - her hopping springiness, her low-slung, hard-hitting counters spooking Candice into tentative pursuit. When Cuoco looks to transition inside for more authoritative bullying though, Candice has answers. Swanepoel shrugging her shoulders, picking Kaley up via hup-hup left/right uppercuts...rangy super-model tightening up stroke - not hurting Kaley, but momentarily outworking her and forcing her back outside. Cuoco stubbornly sliding inside only to be buffetted back outside...Candi able to work for points, handing Kaley a bit of a scrubbing in the 5th.

R6: HARD sweeping counter right hand scored by Kaley as she's leaning to her left - she clobbers Candi full to jaw over the Swanepoel low jab. Candice all whip-sawing on her hips, tragically hurt...she reels into ropes, forms face-in-gloves and digs in. On. Comes. Kaley! Cuoco DETERMINED to finish - huffing and puffing to blow Candi's door down as Swanepoel battens down the hatches. Cuoco just all over Candice - little bully pushing in with her head, reaching under Swanny's arms to wrestle apart the defences and bull Candi upright against ropes...clobbering wallop administered from there as Candice is belted across her face; beaten soundly to ribs and waist. Swanepoel all lanky ragdoll - swaying back over top rope; lolling forward, trying to cover her face...meanwhile Kaley just AT her, pushing and punching. Cuoco romps bell to bell - her back shiny with the sweat of labour needed to stack and punish, stack and punish. Bell: Candice blubbering, but brave...she hugs throbbing ribs, blonde hair obscuring her left eye as she sags wounded in ropes. Kaley mouthbreathing, hands on hips en route to her corner...she's shaking her head in disbelief that Candi's not quitting. 10-8 without the knockdown for Cuoco: she's helping herself to Swanepoel through 6.

R7: Kaley wants to push-in and work Swanny into submission...Candice offers stiffer resistance than expected. Swanepoel hunching forward, dukes at cheeks...she's getting lwo with Kaley, then shrugga-chugging short left/right uppercuts, picking Kaley up tits and chin. Cuoco buffetted, trying to squirm past the work, but it's expensive - Candice able to scrub away to good effect here. Takes 2 minutes for Cuoco to eventually push Swanepoel to ropes...Kaley eventually able to establish in Candi's chest down the stretch, finally working Swanepoel over to gut as cringing super-model reduced to tying up behind actress' elbows at bell.

Ref asks Candice about quitting in her corner...battered vixen tells him she's fine...trainer blinks away tears of pride at the unexpected pluckiness!

R8: Kaley simplifying her approach - no more bopping around outside - she's just pushing-in, walking Candice to ropes, grinding head-on-chest and working. Grunting stuff as Kaley's forced to push Candi's arms away as Swanny tries to tie up...all out effort made by Kaley to suffocate, suppress and grind down her model! Candice mauled and bullied, but defiant - she's wrapping long arms around Kaley; pushing on Kaley's face or shoulders; laying back into ropes for room enough to swipe counters inside. Down the stretch, rangy left uppercut picks Kaley up stiff...she wobbles back half a step, allowing Candice to pour home the right cross to chin, then a shaving left across Kaley's left eye as she's backing up! Cuoco off balance, looking confused...Swanepoel steps in long, sweeping that right hand up and around, CLAPPING Kaley upside the head and DOWN GOES CUOCO! Big, batting stroke drops actress to her back...Candice frisky as a colt, loping around all excited...Kaley jittery as she sits up, fighting off the count rickety!

R9: Swanepoel being the rangy aggressor - stepping to Kaley, trying to jab her, trying to scrub her one-two. Kaley hopping to either side, hands at her sides again...she's baiting Swanepoel farther and farther forward, finally walking Candi into a swinging right upside the head as Kaley's leaning-left. Swanepoel unhinged...she wobbles hurt to ropes again, forming face-in-gloves...Kaley moves in close to hug Swanepoel around ribs and arms both, making sure she can't work until Kaley's got leverage. Kaley hugging and pushing, then freeing up one hand to punch at Swanepoel's ribs, then it's more hugging and pushing to suffocate receipts. Effective stuff for Kaley: she's got Candice pinned down; Cuoco's strong, curvy legs often locked straight, buns quivering as she leans into Swanepoel. Candice forced to abandon her guard to try to push or wrestle, but when she does, Kaley chops short strokes to face, then crowds close again. Bell: Kaley pushing off badly depleted model all "i'm Big".

R10: Swanepoel shrugging uppercuts to deny Kaley access inside...Cuoco backs up to regroup; Candi bends in, slinging that right hand over the top to clap Kaley a whopper shot to jaw! KALEY CUOCO'S HURT! Kaley stumbling in fence post holes, hands at temples: Candi dips left shoulder, lifts left uppercuts to tummy, bunching Kaley up hurrrrt. Right hand chops at Kaley's left hip/lower back - Candi limber with that right buggywhip, giving Kaley hateful lashes! Cuoco groaning, but firming...she starts walking forward, punching into Candice' torso via hooks and straight right hands, backing Swanepoel up. Candice grumpy, but detemined...walking Kaley into right uppercut; looping wide left around Kaley's head, dragging her off balance with headlock. Action sloppies-up as fighters stagger - both girls starting to get caught flush clout to face and jaw, momentarily spellbound as other girl looks to add shellack. Bell - girls staggering around all mouths open, still trying to slug...ref jumps in as this things goes to cards. Comes back UD10 Kaley Cuoco.

After: Cuoco visibly drained, getting much more fight out of Candi as Swanepoel beats the over/under. "She's very awkward," Cuoco complains in postfight, right hand pulling at her nose. "You think you've hit her a good hard stroke, but she kind of bends with punches well, rides 'em out lanky. I'm disappointed in myself for not bullying her better inside...I had plenty of chances to use her up, and I just got lazy. There's no excuse - I'm on a completely different level than this girl - I should have stopped her way, way earlier. It's on me: Candice didn't do anything that really bothered me - I just didn't execute."