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23 July 2012 Lindsay Lohan vs Emma Stone

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Posted by simguy on July 23, 2012, 3:28 pm

 

BEFORE: Lilo slapping at Emma's head - tugging her top at first opportunity...Stone getting used to belligerence as her fame grows. "Lilo used to be 'it'," Emma shrugs at podium. "Now I am. She has to accept and deal. She was a good fighter back in the day, but that top-heavy little body of hers has been twisted, punched, kicked, worked-over, I mean - EVERYONE'S had a turn at that trough, you know what I'm saying? And let's not forget her 'distractions'...who knows HOW she'll prep for this fight, or even IF she will? She's a loose cannon and I'm all business: I llke that match up!"

Lilo scalded by the criticism...she knows Emma's the teacher's pet who always eats her veggies and does her roadwork...can Lilo stay focussed long enough to get Emma beat? "Count on it," Lohan assures press when asked about her training. "Stone should worry about my camp and let me worry about mine. Everything's ship-shape, and so am I - there will be NO detours until Emma lies broken at my feet! People look at our bodies and say we're really similar, but I hit way, way harder. I've got legit big-jug power and Emma proved she couldn't break a grape against Dunst. Do the math guys: I'm gonna catch this chick on the button and she's gonna go!"

Sporty look for both fighters - white sports bra, black knee-length leggings for Lilo; white shoes no socks; small black gloves; tidy tight blonde bun. Emma in pink sports bra; navy blue knee-length leggings; small white gloves; white shoes no socks; perky blonde ponytail with bangs.

During R1: Slender girls holding guards high, punching straight-poking rights and lefts into one another's mitts. Lilo increasingly violent/wild, hopping in to push her left palm onto Emma's face/slap her the right to ear and get her backpedaling to ropes. Sloppy push and clout ropeside as Emma keeps dukes up to ward off shots; Lohan slugging around the guard, or pushing Emma's mitts to the side to open her up. Ref breaks with warning to Lilo: she scowls in defiance, walking back to midring. Emma keeping dukes up, elbows in - she gets the jab pumping, hitting Lilo's raised forearms or nibbling mouth. Lilo loading up with angry receipts, but missing on looping right crosses/left hooks...patient Emma pokes out points, keeps her distance in the first.

R2: Emma cleverly negotiating Lohan's power - pre-empting her with the jab; feeding her the straight right to mouth when Lilo loads up her own right; slapping and cuffing at Lilo's breasts to keep her occupied. Emma lowering her head, reaching arms in to wrap up around Lohan's waist for breaks...Lindsay slugging earnestly at Emma's ribs before ref moves in - the small mitts skidding in underneath Emma on both flanks. Good scrounging stuff for both girls - Emma busier, friskier for points.

R3: Emma getting off first - poking her left jab to Lilo's guard; stepping-left; doubling up a pesky slap-chop right hand atop Lindsay's rack. Lilo scowling/pouting, fighting angry - she slap chops left/rights in whirling flurries as she storms forward, only to see Emma scamper away from danger. Stone confusing Lilo, touching her, then reaching in to clinch low about the hips: Lindsay able to slug palm-down at those exposed hips and ribs during Emma's clinches - the mitts skidding in underneath Stone's torso after digging contact. Ref's breaks split 'em up again: Stone's frisky business carries another heat as Lilo can't find her rhythm. Bright smile, flashing eyes for Emma at bell - deliberate taunting of a frustrated Lilo through 3.

R4: Lilo presenting rigid earmuff - dukes at temples to block Emma's pesky jab/right-hand routines early. Lilo walking through Emma's work, then dipping, lowering right to hip and really thrusting-through on strong right uppercuts. Too much for Emma - she bails out, circling clockwise to apron...Lilo stalking with intent. Midway through - Lohan pushes left-palm onto Emma's face, driving her head over top rope; looping right hand cashes in chin, buckling Emma's knees! Stone hurt...Lilo leans forward, keeps butt back so she can lash away lanky left/rights to body underneath...poor Emma stricken, butt in ropes, paralyzed by Lohan's body punching. Stone reaching arms in under Lindsay's, leaning in to tie up around hips...Linds pushes palms on Emma's back to keep her doubled over, then goes to work righty on those ribs! Lohan grimly at Emma - left thumb slipped into the back of Stone's leggings to hold her steady for rangy, workmanlike palm-down right hands. Lilo cleaning up the ribs - small mitt sometimes thump-skidding across the back, sometimes curling in underneath Emma and STONE GOES DOWN! Emma beaten to her knees, blubbering and trembling...Lilo raising her right hand to smite the fallen ingenue extra, but ref catches her wrist! Stone up rickety/weepy for 8 and ON COMES LINDSAY! Lilo in wide stance, whirling lefts and rights onto cowering Stone...Emma trying to keep mitts in front her face as she's battered along ropes to bell. "I'm so much stronger!" Lohan happily reports to her corner during break. Meanwhile, Emma? Grumpy from punishment.

R5: Lilo hounding Emma, bringing the fight to her. Early on - Lohan's left has overhand grip on Emma's right wrist, holding it down and away...Lilo whiplashing her right hand wide to vulnerable Emma-ribs, or stepping in close to shove right hands to tummy. Stone just sick about it, stumbling as Lohan pulls and hits at her...Emma finally able to wrap left arm around Lilo's head for ref's break. Pursuit, lanky pressure from Lindsay...Emma wrapping arms around Lilo's head while Lohan plows in rangy left/rights...Linds pounding away ribs/rummy as poor Emma retreats butt-first into ropes/ Achy, whiny looks from Stone as she's bullied around the ring: feisty aggression on Lohan's face as she storms to points.

R6: Lindsay the boss now - jabbing Emma's mouth on approach, then stepping in snug with left shoulder in Emma's tits. Lindsay methodical, palming Emma's hips while crowding, pushing Stone around, then working the body strapping, rangy licks - right hands outside Emma's left elbow; left hands inside. Stone scowling, gasping - she's laying in with Linds - chin out over Lohan's left shoulder, trying to dig and lick back at her tormentress. Girls being strong with each other, trying to hold position while bumping left shoulders or palming enemy hips, then each grunting and wincing as lanky limbs lick away ribs/tummy. Final minute, Emma blubbering, reaching arms in under Lindsay's to stop the pounding...Lilo walking her to ropes, clouting punches around Emma's outstretched arms to work those ribs. Bell: Emma in tears, hurt to the body as she sags against ropes...Lohan pushes off...then steps back in with a TUFF right hand, carrying it deep to tummy as Stone pitches forward. Flagrant foul - ref pulls Lilo away by right arm and gives her a hard shake...Emma hugging her body, bleating in protest as seething Lohan looks over the damage. During the break, Lohan's trainer asks for more of that good stiff jab of hers, but Lohan's adamant: "NO - I want to slug at her! She can't take it!"

R7: Slugging, mauling - Lohan pouring herself at Emma, driving her to ropes. Fighters wrapping long arms around heads and shoulders, struggling tummy to tummy...Lindsay rough with Emma in the clinch, wrenching her around, bodying her to ropes, then stuffing right hands to tummy until ref's breaks. Stone bitter about the holding and hitting, but Lilo giving her no time to complain - constant press of Lindsay on Emma suffocating Stone in the 7th. Bell - Lilo pushes up off sagging Emma, shouting: "BOO HOO! POOR BABY!"

R8: LIMBER-LIMBED BRAWL! Girls gritting their teeth, wading into each other with hands up high - object seems to be to push the opposing guard aside, then belt away via free mitt. Squealing melee careens across ring; tumbles along ropes - girls baring teeth, eyes squinting almost shut. Out of the chaos, lashing right hand cuts across Lohan's tummy...she shouts in pain, buttocks jumping up into ropes, torso stooping forward, face tilted up in anguish. Emma: "HAH!" reloading by pushing her hands on Lilo's shoulders while dropping the right foot back then rip-DIGGING the jaunty left uppercut to Lindsay's sternum! Lilo's mouthpiece shoots off her teeth as she doubles forward, giving up her back. EMMA GOES TO TOWN! No mercy for Lilo - payback assault washes back and forth across Lindsay's kidneys as Stone flagrantly fouls her way to glory! Em's face taut with fury; hammer-fists thump-skidding off Lilo's tight, narrow back and DOWN GOES LILO! Lindsay sobbing on her knees, reaching for Emma's legs to tie up; being pulled forward onto her elbows as Stone steps back. Lilo crying on haunches and elbows; rising to all fours; falling onto right hip/right hand - the left hand clutching at her back. Lilo's face pinched in pain...ref shouting the count over her, but Lindsay's just too hurt, blubbing over and over "My back, ref...pounded my back..." KO8 Emma Stone in controversial fashion.

After: Near brawl in the aftermath once Lindsay catches her breath - fighting ingenues screeching at each other, both accusing the other of vicious fouling. "I paid her back in-kind, and she couldn't take it!" Emma says of the heinous kidney-pounding that led to Lohan collapse. "She was hitting in the clinch, pounding my back, pulling me and grabbing me...she's a vicious little cheater! She's all used up - that's her problem! There's nothing left in that scrawny body of hers to sponge up what girls like me dish out! That's Lindsay and Kirsten taken care of, and if either one of them wants more hurt? I'M A PHONE-CALL AWAY!"

Lohan bitterly swearing vengeance, telling BLONDE! Magazine: "No way Emma Stone gets away with this. No freaking way. She hammered my kidneys; I'm totally disputing this decision...Emma Stone can't say she beat Lindsay Lohan when all she did was take it from me all night long!"

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