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28 July 2012 Christina Ricci vs Reese Witherspoon

Page history last edited by Archer844 11 years, 7 months ago

 

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Posted by Oddmanout/Sim results on July 28, 2012, 5:01 am

 

Before: This is gonna be a nasty one. Chrissy & Reese bring out the cat in each other under normal circumstances. Faced with the prospect of going 0-2 in a round robin, there will be no quarter asked for, nor given. Similar sluggers adamant that they are the favorite going in.


Ricci: “Lucy Liu and I are the only fighters with unanswered knockouts of Dani Fishel. I’m the only person to go punch-for-punch more than once with Lacey Chabert without being knocked out. Reese is going to lying at my feet when this is over.”
Witherspoon: “I’ve beaten Christina twice now. She can’t go body-to-body with me, and she knows it. She’s too proud to admit it, and that’s what’s going to get her knocked out.”


Both girls taking on extra slugging mass, coming in over the flyweight limit. Chrissy wearing what looks like the purple bikini she wore when she took the JMD title from Brittany Spears, hair in a pixie cut, white gloves. Reese wearing baby-blue bikini, blonde hair back in a ponytail, white gloves

R1: Both girls banging away big & brawny, wide right/lefts against flanks, rounded arms shivering upon batting contact, mitts bouncing loud off body. Chrissy grinning, comes off the flanks to dip her shoulders and dig heartily amidships, thick right/lefts. Reese bumped backwards to ropes, grimacing, answering back in the pocket. Both girls riding their guards together to bump, then helping themselves. Wide, bashing blows crashing off ribs, shoulders, ears; shorter, digging blows curled up the middle, working tummy and rack. Steady attrition both ways, but Reese can’t get off the ropes.

R2: Blonde girl glaring, wanting payback, but brunette’s rapid-fire ferocity still too much, Chrissy beaming as her arms shudder on belting contact wide to Reese’s hips and ribs: poor Witherspoon groaning forward, tottering slightly and then DROPPING TO ALL FOURS! Reese up quickly, meets Chrissy with blood in her eyes. Blonde girl in constant motion, torso dipping down, then rising as she hoists leather up into Chrissy’s midsection; shoulders bumping hard into Chrissy, backing her up. More grinding apron action, Reese on Ricci this time, Witherspoon riding her raised guard into Christina, smearing her sideways, then pounding away lusty lefts and rights. Poor Ricci covering up, cringing under the beating, but curvy legs hold her up as Reese romps to bell. Knockdown gives Chrissy the round, despite a LONG two minutes.

R3: Reese looks like she’s trying to hunch forward through a downpour, right hand at left cheek, left arm across her body as she crouches under the heft of Chrissy’s barrage. Ricci BUSTING Witherspoon with right hands over and over in those left-side ribs, Reese stumbling to her right, AND THEN TO HER KNEES. Reese wobbly to her feet, Chrissy bulling her way in, bodying Reese to ropes, then dippin’ and diggin’, Chrissy helping herself to more and more rack as Witherspoon’s defenses grow ragged. Nothing back from Reese, she’s just sitting in the ropes, trying to block shots as Ricci storms to a shutout. Bell: Christina wheels away rosy-cheeked, bouncing all grins to her corner. Witherspoon wincing, throbbing to hers

R4: Reese stands her ground, treating Chrissy to some blockbuster right hands swing fat to tummy underneath: brunette brought to a halt, exhaling hard through pursed lips as she hunches forward with the impacts. Witherspoon glaring, looking for payback: she’ll bare her teeth, reach way back and PLOW her right hand against Christina’s flank or midriff in retribution. Chrissy stumbling under repeated wallop, trying to keep her feet: she’s a little awestruck, soaking up swinging right hands against her chest, tummy, and left-side lats from a surging Witherspoon. Second minute, accumulated damage too much, and RICCI TAKES A KNEE! Ricci regroups down the stretch, girls butting high guards together, smudging each other aside, then clubbing away. Ricci able to clobber Witherspoon’s head and shoulders as blonde momentum stalls late.

R5: Chests heaving, eyes glaring,little juggernauts hurtle off stools and collide midring: classic bumper car slugging erupts as both beauties seek KOs. Glorious, swinging right hand trade up underneath--both vixens buckling under insane wallop, gloves spanking loud off taut bodies, legs stamping for balance. Plenty of close-range, mouth-on-shoulder digging to the body from both women. Ricci bodies Reese back and stacks her up on the ropes; getting on her and punishing the blonde. But the result isn’t nearly as one-sided as one might expect. Reese with good defense, manages to slip/block much of Chrissy's attack and she's hooking hard to Ricci’s exposed body. Witherspoon giving almost good as she gets,the operative word being "almost," does enough to hold Ricci to a slim edge.

R6: More brutal, toe-to-toe trading at close range with both girls shipping big time hurt. Both girls backing the other up several times in even trading through the first two minutes. Then Ricci goes head-hunting while Reese’s locked in on body shots. Blonde pony-tail flying picturesquely as Reese’s head get snapped back, giving the judges some separation in an otherwise mirror image sixth.

R7: WITHERSPOON COMES ROARING OUT OF THE GATE! Ricci sinks into her home turnbuckles and covers up, Witherspoon unleashing wide to the hips, lats and back as Ricci bends forward, then Reese crouches, using the heels of her hands to heeeeaaave Ricci upright to expose that tummy. Ricci groaning, lumping up, hard work for Reese to reach in and push those rounded brunette arms out of the way, opening up that bulging chest and pain-wracked tummy. AND CHRISSY SINKS TO HER KNEES! Chrissy beats the count, Reese marching forward with murder in her eyes, bending into a CLOCKING overhand right to smash Ricci’s face hard to her right, Chrissy staggering to her side, hands down: Reese steps-with, bends and CHRISSY GETS TAGGED BY ANOTHER right on the cheek and DOWN SPRAWLS Ricci! Christina splashing down to her belly and TRAMPLED as snarling Witherspoon stomps over pale hamstrings and buttocks with “uncontrollable momentum”, Ricci achy to knees, then feet, swaying groggy at the ropes--bell sounds to prevent a Witherspoon finishing run.

R8: Christina not fully recovered after an all too brief break. Ricci still game,contesting every foot of canvas that Witherspoon takes from her...and take it she does with bludgeoning body blows that shake the little brunette to her core. Chrissy battered back up into the ropes once more with Reese getting on top of her and dishing out another terrible body beating. Witherspoon ignoring the brunette's head, content to thump away at her nubile body, breaking Chrissy down one hard-hearted punch at a time. Several times the referee leans in to check; sees Chrissy still clear eyed behind a veil of tears and lets it go on.

R9: They’re brawling in the corners, they’re brawling on the ropes. Tousles grinding sweaty as girls push and strain mouth-on-shoulder. They shrug chugging punches up into heaving, thick racks, they hold and hit one another to the body, often smashing each other in the back with the heels of their hands. They take turns pushing one another back and they wrestle: brawny little shoulders and rounded biceps writhing for supremacy in grinding clinches. Final minute, Ricci gambles and moves upstairs, cashing in with a series of battering right hands up top followed by brutal left hooks to the body. Witherspoon beaten down with a long minute of body punishment. Reese manages to stay on her feet, but it’s a hard, wobbly walk back to her stool for the older fighter, as corner frantically tries to get her in shape for final round. Corner crew asks Reese if she wants to go out, gets an emphatic nod from hurting fighter.

R10: This was hard to watch. Witherspoon shouldn’t have come out. Blonde is too hurt to fight, too proud to quit. Chrissy mouth-breathing, gathers blonde up under the arms and heaves her into the ropes, and methodically works her over for the whole round. Reese’s jaw wide open, Christina doesn’t care. Middle minute, crowd goes silent, only sound the thud of Chrissy’s gloves, grunts on delivery and reciept as she pummels the unresponsive blonde. Final minute the crowd starts calling on the ref to stop the fight, but official lets it continue to the final bell. Ricci’s seven rounds & two knockdowns trump Reese’s 3 of each, giving Ricci the decision and second place in the round robin.

After: Tech crews throws in Swan Lake as Ricci advances on Witherspoon, degloved hands reaching behind her back, untying her top. Mirage a young stable, and this final round shows it. Management & support staff aren’t in the thick of things precisely so that they are THINKING about more than just the fight in front of them. Reese is going to be recovering from this final beating for a long time, both physically and mentally. Academy DID find themselves in a similar situation with Reese against Alison Mack, and did throw in the towel over Reese’s protests. Reese may be the flagship fighter for the time being, but how much good does she do them after this?

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