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31 July 2012 Lisa Maffia vs Pippa Middleton

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Lisa Maffia 03.jpg Pippa Middleton 03.jpg

(BEEVER'S BABES VS TECH EUROPE)

BBU INTERNATIONAL

Posted by Knowlesey/technetium on July 31, 2012, 11:44 pm

There has been lots of trash-talking in the prefight and at the weigh-in: Lisa drove Pippa crazy with her taunts, and the socialite has stepped right outside her persona to threaten Maffia with a post-fight humiliation. Maffia’s had Middleton junior blushing when big sister Kate’s name is mentioned, but gets back to Maffia with all the possible insults she can conceive.

The girls enter the ring, with Pippa in a white bikini tonight, and Lisa in a yellow bikini – Lisa is stunning, and parades around the ring, but then, Middleton gives an ass jiggling for the crowd, drawing a crazy response from them, and Pippa scores a point here.

Round 1

Pippa comes off her stool meaning business, and she’s quick and strong from the outset here, and she’s jabbing well, hitting Lisa early, and making the singer back away, shocking her into a defensive pose. But Pippa’s not to be denied, and she’s blasting Lisa with heavy punches to her face, and the singer’s not landing a great deal of anything on Pippa – she’s trying to target the taller girl’s body, but every time she’s in range, Middy just crashes a combination of punches into her face, and she’s already leaking blood from her nose. Pippa’s giving Lisa another pasting, pushes her to the ropes, then tags her with a good right hook, and the former champ’s wobbly butt and legs from that shot, and she slumps against the ropes, hurt, and a little dazed, and lucky to get through the round - that’s a shutout for Pippa even without a knock-down.

Round 2

Again, Middleton’s just pouring in, not bothering with any groundwork at all, just finding Lisa’s head with a series of crushing punches, and she hurts her with a straight left hand to the mouth, makes Lisa wobble again, then tags her with a swinging right hook, smacks it right onto the older girl’s jaw, and Lisa goes down! Maffia’s really shaky, but rises at 7, and she’s faced with Middy on autopilot, the socialite wiping left hand and right hand punches across her startled face, and she punishes a confused Maffia with a hard right hook, and another, the singer clinching, with Pippa chatting at her, “You’re trash! You’re a butt-licker!” and then she pushes her back, and whacks a big left into her mouth, sending her stumbling to the ropes, grinning as she takes another one-sided round.

Round 3

As soon as the girls get off their stools, Pippa’s into attack mode, and she finds Lisa’s chin again, smacking a great left hand on the button, then she gets in close, looking to put the singer down again, but Maffia’s not having that, and she at last gets some punches in, fighting Middy at close quarters, and drilling some hefty punches into her ribs. The problem for Lisa is that Pippa seems to be getting to her target too easily, and that target is the black girl’s face, which is looking very much the worse for wear, both cheeks gradually swelling. But Lisa may have hurt Pippa with a left hook to the body, as she’s staying out of the older girl’s range now, keeping her at arm’s length with her raking left jab, but she still lands a good right hand occasionally – is she playing with her? As the round enters it’s closing stages, Pippa’s slowing a little, and maybe getting a little sluggish, then she sticks Lisa to the ropes, and lands a big right that stings Maffia again, the singer almost down at the bell.

Round 4

Pippa hits Lisa hard again, and the singer’s immediately on the back foot, nose and lips bleeding, then Middy gets in tight to her, and she taunts Lisa, “C’mon tramp! Show me what you’ve got left!” Pippa is changing her tactics, and she starts moving Maffia around the ring, pushing and bullying the older girl, taking toll on her body, as she works at her ribcage and chest, the former champion, being given a hard time now, stuck on the ropes, static, so Pippa steps half forward again, and gets caught! Lisa’s lone punch almost puts Pippa down, but Middy fights and stays on her feet, regaining composure and attacking attitude, but that was a solid right hook, and it had her shuddering to her toes, but a straight hard left to Lisa’s belly remind the singer that she’s coming second in this fight at the moment, and she again looks hurt at the end of the round.

Round 5

Off her stool again, and Pippa’s swiftly across the ring and in Lisa’s face, giving her a left jab, than a right, two more left jabs, then a right in the belly. Is Pippa going to slow down at all in this fight? It seems not, but now Maffia fights back again, and she lands her own punches, getting through with a good left hook, sending Pippa backwards, and she then steps forward to try to damage Middy, but the posh bird isn’t fazed, and she trades with Lisa, producing an incredible amount of work, and she hurts the singer with a great right hook to send her away, follows up with two shots to the ribs, but Lisa answers well, and she lands a good right to Pippa’s jaw, then a left to her ear. Maffia’s getting forward in desperation, and she hits Pippa again with a tasty right hook, gets in close to hit the taller girl to the flanks, and she’s attacking hard, but exposing herself to Pippa’s lashing hooks, the taller girl connecting with a big right hand to Lisa’s cheek, and Lisa goes down again, albeit at the end of the round! Lisa fights to avoid a knockout, and gets on her feet at 9 with seconds to go til the bell, so that she escapes further punishment.

Round 6

At last it seems that Middy is slowing down! She’s thrown a lot of punches in this fight, and maybe she’s running out of steam, the girl looking content to watch Maffia from far away, keeping mobile, but not throwing the volume of punishment she was. Now Pippa’s only getting occasionally close to Lisa but when she does, she’s eating some leather in the process, and the singer is landing some hard punches to Pippa’s body, her trunk taking some punishment every time the girls get into each other’s range. Maffia’s more determined in this round, but she still gets a big faceful of leather when she allows herself to be pushed to the ropes at last, but she fights her way out of trouble this time, and she’s finding Pippa’s ribcage a good target now, and Lisa finds it nicely with both hands. This is a slower, but more even round, and in the end, Maffia beginning to show some better form.

Round 7

Now the fight seems to be swinging Lisa’s way, and she’s the one attacking from the bell, and she hits Middy hard to the ribs again, and the taller girl’s hardly offering any attacking option at this stage. Pippa seems frozen to the spot, her legs shot, and she just can’t take any sort of evasive action as Lisa pounds punches into her body, and she’s gradually stepping backwards until she finds herself on the ropes, and she takes a big right hook to the face. Now Pippa’s trapped at the ropes as Maffia’s hard punches are hitting her everywhere – face and body – and a panic-stricken Middleton doesn’t cover well and eats punches, and Lisa finds a three punch combination to send her down! Middy’s up at 7, and blushing, looking dazed, while Maffia’s smiling (or trying to, bearing in mind her swollen lips). This is a good round for Lisa, and it ends with her sending rasping left hook into Pippa’s body.

Round 8

Pippa looks like she’s had enough in the opening seconds, but she continues to drag herself into the ring, and a resurgent Lisa Maffia chases her, pushes her to the ropes, and gives her a roasting to the ribs and flanks, but Pippa fires back, lands a right hook to Lisa’s cheek, takes a hard left to her own mouth, then a right, does her best by giving Lisa a couple of solid punches to the face in a great exchange here. Pippa’s showing great athleticism and she’s able to trade punches, then when Lisa gets in close, she clinches, gasping for air, Lisa sneering, “Not running the posh mouth now, eh?” and the referee pulls them apart. As soon as they resume after this break Pippa is trapped again –and this time Maffia doesn’t let her go! Middy gets touched hard with a left, then a right, another right, and, in the last minute of the round now, Middleton goes down again. Pippa looks shot away, even though she beats the count at 8, and Lisa just has time to hurt her to the body before the bell in this remarkable comeback.

Round 9

Pippa’s had a good talking to on her stool, with her corner telling Pippa she has to do something, or face defeat from the tough Lisa, and she comes out looking strong again, and this shocks Maffia, who clearly thought she had this fight in her pocket after the eighth. The girls clash hard in the centre of the ring, and Middleton now finds her right hook again, then a left, and she pushes Lisa back, then stuns her with a left uppercut, which is only half delivered, but enough glove lands on skin to almost floor Lisa. The fact that Maffia has stayed on her feet seems to make Pippa slump, and now she is slowing down again, looking towards her corner, and she’s all flat-footed, allowing Lisa to get her trapped again, pouring as she did in the two previous rounds. This time Pippa manages to escape a knockdown, but what a beating she’s paying, as Lisa unleashes hell in her face, leaving her bruised and swollen around the right eye especially. Both girls are exhausted now, and Lisa slows down, but she still snaps Pippa’s head back once or twice with sharp jabs, while Middy holds on everything she has left to escape Lisa’s attacks.

Round 10

Middy seems to be still ahead on cards, but that will count for nothing if she gets a good one on the chin, but Maffia is shot! Lisa has to get to Pippa, but she simply can’t summon up the energy, and she’s beginning to get tagged herself, taking a hard right hook to the mouth, then two lefts to her ribs. The girls are stuck at the ropes, but Middy’s more precise, more lively here, and she’s getting all her pent-up anger out. She’s beginning to close Maffia down, and has the singer hurt again as she thuds a good left hand into her ribs, then smacks her with a right to the body, two straight lefts to the face, then the right hook, and Lisa goes down again, hitting the canvas hard, stunned by that shot to her jaw. Maffia slowly gets up at 8 but this time she doesn’t have the legs to escape from Pippa, and she gets worked into the ropes, so that when Middy pours in she just hits her at will, lets her off the ropes, almost pulls her off them, in fact, then bangs another right hook into her face, and Lisa goes down once again with only seconds to go! Maffia tries to rise, gets partially up at 7, but she flops on her back and she stays down!

Pippa Middleton knocked Lisa Maffia out in round 10.

What a performance from Pippa Middleton! She has devastated Lisa Maffia in the ring tonight, really given her a lesson, and now she’s off across the ring to Lisa’s corner.

Pippa demands an immediate ass licking, but Maffia’s refusing, trying to get out of the ring, but she’s pushed back in, and Pippa hair hauls her to the centre of the ring, where she puts Lisa across her knee, and gives her ass a good spank, fans counting out each slap of Pippa’s palm. Lisa’s shouting out in pain, asking Pippa to stop, then when she does, she rolls to her knees, gets behind Pippa, and starts to lick that fine ass. Pippa’s conquered the singer tonight, and she pushes her onto her back, then sits on her face, grinding her buttcheeks into Lisa’s bruised and bloodied face, leaving the ring only when she’s sure the former champion has passed out.