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5 August 2012 Helen Flanagan vs Abi Titmuss

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Posted by Knowlesey on August 5, 2012, 8:48 am

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Helen has called Abi a ‘poor man’s pornstar’ whilst Abi describes Helen as ‘a flabby airhead’. Either way, there should be plenty of cleavage on display tonight.

Abi’s first into the ring in her black bikini, the 36 year old blonde still looking for a win in BBU, and she’s soon joined by 22 year old Helen in a scarlet corset and knickers set – she has 3 wins to her credit, but 9 defeats to go alongside them.

Round 1

The girls both come out of their traps quickly, and it’s Helen who lands the first good punch, a left hook to Abi’s ribcage, which the older girl certainly feels, and she drifts backwards, which encourages Helen in, and which therefore earns her a swift left and right across her cheeks, making her clinch and hold. The girls are easily parted, and when they resume it’s Abi who lands the punches, and she’s giving Helen’s body a good thumping, pushes the girl back to beat her some more – then takes a wicked left hook to the side of her head, which makes her knees wobble, and now she’s having to hold on. The round ends with the girls swapping head punches, and there’s no clear winner emerging yet.

Round 2

Abi wants to slow things down a little after that frenetic start, and she’s trying to box Helen from distance, working hard to stay out of range, then moving inside to get to her body. Helen wants to mix it with the blonde, though, and she starts to push and prod at her with her solid left jab, then gets her right hand to work, sliding it between Abi’s gloves to punish her body, then doing what she can to light her face up . Abi’s showing good defence, but Helen’s getting through, and another little flurry of punches from the younger girl has her rocking backwards, finding the ropes with her back, and then she gets tagged to the chin with a right hook, and is forced to hold at the close.

Round 3

Having taken the second, Helen comes out to press home her advantage, and she gets in tight to Abi straight away, lands to the blonde’s body, but then finds herself on the wrong end of a brawl, as Abi gives it to her body in a big way, just ripping the punches in with either hand. Helen’s groaning now as she absorbs Abi’s punishment, and she eats a hard right hand, then a left, as the older girl starts to really find her range, which now has Helen slumping as she tries to fend Abi off, but the blonde is hitting her pretty easily now, and Helen is well aware that the blonde has levelled the score up again.

Round 4

Again Abi seems to want to slow the action down, despite her superiority in the previous round, and she seems content to stand off Helen and give her some long range punches, buts he’s very sparing with her work, and every punch she throws at Helen’s face seems to land now, with the younger girl beginning to redden up. Helen’s defence is looking shaky, and even when she clinches, she’s not getting in tight enough, with Abi able to land to her ribcage, and she has to wait for the referee to break them. Then Helen comes alive, and bats Abi’s head back and forth, comes in for a shot at her body – but gets caught again with a left hook, and she ends the round with blood beginning to seep from her nostrils.

Round 5

Abi’s really aggressive now, and she takes the fight to Helen from the bell this time around, clearly feeling confident, and Helen can’t do much about this – she’s taking everything Abi’s throwing at her, getting trapped now as well. Helen must get off those ropes! But she just hasn’t the skill, and Abi hits her hard to the ribs again, and that’s freeing up her face for hitting – left hook – down goes Flanagan! Helen’s spitting blood as she gets to her feet at 7, and she does what she can to come back at Abi, but the blonde’s not hanging around to trade, and she’s skilfully avoiding the younger girl’s best efforts, beginning to cruise in this fight now.

Round 6

The normally cocksure Helen is looking fairly sheepish now, and she takes a quick three punch battering to the face as soon as the round starts. Abi is coming out of her self-imposed shell more and more, and she lays into Helen’s body again for a while, before the younger girl responds, and Abi gets knocked backwards, then leans into Helen, hurts her to the belly with a right, then drops her to her knees with a left to the jaw. Helen gets up sloppily at 6, then takes a clubbing left to her boobs, and sags a little, then gets hurt again with two right hooks to her ribs, and she looks on the verge of defeat at the bell.

Round 7

Abi looks intent on putting Helen away now, and she gives her a good hard thump in the mouth, but instead of quitting, Helen fights back, and the girls swap some heavy blows now, with Helen giving Abi some punishment to her body, and she’s making her cover up, takes some good defensive jabs from the blonde, then hits her again. Abi’s very much boxing on the retreat here, but she is still managing to get some punches landing, even though Helen is getting past her gloves, and landing to her face, so Abi’s the one holding on at this stage, with Helen getting all cocky and bullying, and she takes a round back, even if she doesn’t actuall look like putting the blonde down

Round 8

Helen’s quick out of her corner, throws a good right hook, but then gets a couple of shots to the body, is pushed to the ropes, and Abi sends a few shortarm uppercuts into Helen’s tits, sending them a jiggling – and sending them out of her corset! Helen’s biggest assets are on show for everyone to see, and Abi just pummels her a she almost cowers against the ropes, fetches her a good left hook to the cheek, and sends her back to the canvas. The ref’s smiling as a dazed Helen struggles to her feet as his count reaches 8, but he stops the fight – she’s had enough!

Abi Titmuss stopped Helen Flanagan in round 8.

Abi has her first win at last, and how she celebrates! The blonde skips and dances around the ring, and she stands in front of Helen Flanagan, still looking dazed as she sits on her stool, and she gets hauled up and dragged across the ring by the whooping Abi, who forces her to her knees, then gathers up her hair and hugs her face tight in between her knockers, and smothers her there until she passes out.