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12 August 2012 Intro Empire State of Mind at the Asylum

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Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on August 12, 2012, 8:09 pm

O'Dell: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Jennifer O'Dell ringside at the Asylum Arena in Philadelphia with 'The Straw That Stirs The Drink', Jenny McCarthy and Tractorpull's Tess Valmore. We've got a sellout crowd and a great card tonight, ladies..."

McCarthy: "Empire Boxing, one of the finest stables in the FCBA, is in the house, so it might be a long night for the Weirdo and his Dancing Hookers..."

Tess: "And it's also a night about trying to slay dragons for Front Street. Wiz's girls are looking to check Ashlee Simpson, who's won her last two against the stable, Lady Gaga, undefeated against Front Street, Gwyneth Paltrow, threatening a strafing run against the stable's lightweights, and Olga Kurylenko, the last woman to beat Gemma Arterton. Throw in a debut for Lea Michele and a battle of top ten welters featuring Cameron Diaz and Leelee Sobieski and this is going to be an exciting night!"

O'Dell: "It promises to be EXACTLY that. So, with out further ado, welcome to 'An Empire State Of Mind At The Asylum'!"