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12 August 2012 Olga Kurylenko vs Gemma Arterton

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Olga Kurylenko 03.jpgGemma Arterton 03.jpg

 

 

("An Empire State of Mind at the Asylum" PPV)

 

(Site: Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

 

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on August 12, 2012, 8:29 pm

 

BEFORE:

"Olga taught me a valuable lesson," says Gemma, shaking her head. "I was fresh off the biggest win of my career to that point and about to start my contract with Front Street. And she brought me back to earth in a big way. Well, tonight another lesson will be taught. But, this time, I'll be doing the teaching."

"You see, I've already been there/done that with Arterton," says a smiling Olga. "Not sure why she wants to do this again, but if she thinks it's going to be different this time around, she's mistaken."


ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'London Calling' by The Clash, and that can only mean that 'The Gravesend Gladiator', Gemma Arterton, is on her way to the ring."

McCarthy: "Surprised that The Weirdo is following proper etiquette here and giving Olga, who won the first match up between these two, the honors of coming down last..."

Tess: "Oh, Wiz is all ABOUT etiquette, so be prepared to come down first if you ever fight Neve again..."

McCarthy: "I. WAS. ROBBED! EVERYONE SAW IT! YOU FANS SAW IT! THE WHOLE WORLD SAW IT! THOSE BELTS WERE STOLEN FROM ME! THEY'RE RIGHTFULLY MINE! I'M THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!"

O'Dell: "Really, Tess?"

Tess: "Sorry, Jenny..."

McCarthy: "...PHILADELPHIA REFEREE! THAT GUY HAD MONEY FALLING OUT OF HIS POCKET AND I HOPE HE USED IT TO GET A NEW CANE, PAIR OF DARK GLASSES, AND GUIDE DOG!"

O'Dell: "Now, calm down, Mac. Let's not subject YOUR fans to that awful movie. I'm sure they'd much rather hear YOUR expert commentary on this fight. Speaking of which, Gemma helped off with the robe by Jewel and...um..."

McCarthy: "You can SAY the word 'NEVE'! I'm not going to do a 'Niagara Falls'!"

O'Dell: "And that music you hear is 'Another Way To Die', by Jack White and Alicia Keys, the theme song, of course, from 'Quantum of Solace' and here comes one of the stars of that film, Olga Kurylenko!"

McCarthy: "You know, I like this Kurylenko kid. She knows you have to do whatever it takes to get ahead in the FCBA. Her sneaking into that models tournament and almost winning it was a classic move."

Tess: "Of course, the girl who DID win it is one of Mac's favorites, Brooklyn Decker..."

McCarthy: "Slowly, I turned, step by step..."

Tess: "You are absolutely ON FIRE tonight..."

O'Dell: "Olga into the ring, helped off with the robe...and she's ALMOST wearing a baby blue bikini. Speaking of leaving nothing to the imagination..."

Tess: "Oh, I think some guys in the audience are imagining PLENTY right now..."

O'Dell: "Just about ready to go, and, Mac, Tess has picked Olga in this one..."

Tess: "Tell us what YOU think, 'Rock'..."

McCarthy: "As much as I hate to agree with YOU, Walmart, I have to favor Olga here. She won the last time around, and I think she'll do it again."

O'Dell: "Let's find out. There's the bell. Kurylenko working that left hand. Using that long reach to keep Arterton out of range...GOOD RIGHT HAND, OLGA!"

McCarthy: "She buzzed Arterton with that one...AGAIN! Another good right Kurylenko!"

O'Dell: "Olga finding the range with pin point precision...ROCKS ARTERTON AGAIN!"

McCarthy: "Olga using that reach beautifully, Jenny. Really causing problems for Gemma with it. Arterton's around average height for a light, 5'7", so she's not used to giving up a lot of length, but Kurylenko is almost 5'10" and long-limbed. She's got some reach and it's giving Gemma fits."

O'Dell: "Olga just lining Gemma up with that left, forcing Arterton onto the defensive, then landing that right again! Gemma's knees wobbled a bit on that one. Olga back with a straight left and a right hook. Backing Arterton up."

McCarthy: "Gemma just getting STRAFED out there. Clearly not sure how to deal with this reach. Weirdo should have put her in there with Ke$ha or Sobieski to get her ready for this!"

Tess: "Says the woman with ZERO training wins..."

McCarthy: "Shut it, Walmart!"

O'Dell: "And, as the fans drink up, Olga finishes up a shut OUT round with another good right hand. Great start for Kurylenko!"

McCarthy: "Arterton buzzed and confused on the way back to the corner down 10-9."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second round underway and Olga lighting Gemma up again from outside. Hard, accurate left hands stopping Arterton in her tracks, then landing those long, solid right hands. Arterton again thrown over to the defensive...AND OLGA WOBBLES HER WITH ANOTHER STRAIGHT RIGHT!"

McCarthy: "GREAT punch from Kurylenko! Right on the button!"

O'Dell: "Olga following up, backing Gemma up with the left, another good right there. Gemma in retreat as Olga bangs home another combination. Arterton firming up a bit, banging back, now letting her own hands go! Moving forward behind a solid flurry. Olga lands another right, and Gemma rips back a combination of her own!"

McCarthy: "Arterton finally showing some offense. Olga still in control, but Gemma at least scoring some points."

O'Dell: "Kurylenko still finding Arterton's face with that left hand. Gemma hooking the body in response. Both ladies letting the hands go in the closing seconds, and there's the bell. Two straight for Olga, ladies?"

McCarthy: "No doubt."

Tess: "20-18, Kurylenko through two."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "We're into the third and Arterton quickly moving in close and banging away. Gemma not going to stay out there on the end of Olga's punches..."

McCarthy: "The danger, of course, is you're letting her shorten up on the power strokes..."

Tess: "Brawling inside not really Gemma's game, either, Mac. She's more of a boxer/puncher..."

O'Dell: "True enough, ladies, but fighting from long distance certainly wasn't working, and Gemma having the better of things right now...AND THERE'S A RIGHT HOOK, ARTERTON! Olga staggered and Gemma's all in trying to find the off switch!"

McCarthy: "That was a nasty right, Jenny...and there's another! This one a left and Olga is ROCKED!"

O'Dell: "Gemma getting off big now, hammering away. Backing Olga up. And now OLGA firing back with some heavy shot. The two brunettes just banging back and forth, last woman standing stuff here, ladies!"

McCarthy: "Can't keep this up for long. Someone's going down."

O'Dell: "But they CAN keep it up until the end of the round, because that's just what they've done. There's the bell and that's the end of an action-packed third round."

Tess: "And the end of Olga's two-round winning streak."

McCarthy: "Olga still up a point, though, 29-28 through three."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "We're into the fourth now and Gemma right back to the pressure, crowding in on Olga, banging away, forcing her backward. Kurylenko being smothered, driven back to the ropes..."

McCarthy: "BIG UPPERCUT, OLGA!"

O'Dell: "Shades of Tommy Hearns! Arterton rocked by that right hand and Kurylenko letting the hands go! Gemma covering up, but not backing up. Olga hammering away looking for the big shot that could finish it. Now Arterton firing back, digging body, now going upstairs."

McCarthy: "Olga still on the ropes. Needs to get some space."

O'Dell: "Gemma not giving her any. Arterton a BIG FLURRY. Landed two hard rights in there and Olga felt them. Gemma a left hook that wobbles Kurylenko. Arterton pouring it on now!"

McCarthy: "Olga in trouble on these ropes..."

O'Dell: "Gemma a left hook! Olga wobbled. RIGHT HAND, ARTERTON AND DOWN GOES KURYLENKO!"

McCarthy: "Don't know if she's getting up from THAT..."

O'Dell: "Arterton to a neutral corner. Referee's count at four, five, six. Olga rolls to her back. Sits up. Grabs the middle rope...loses her grip and falls back to the mat...eight, nine, TEN! IT'S OVER! Your winner by KO4, 'The Gravesend Gladiator', Gemma Arterton!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I've got our winner, Gemma Arterton, and, Gemma, you had some problems in the early going..."

Gemma: "She caught me some good ones, yes. She's got a lot of reach, and she can do some damage from long-range. So, I figured I'd take things inside and have a go. Worked out pretty well."

Tess: "Big win for you?"

Gemma: "They're ALL big when you're in a division like lightweight at Front Street. Don't want to fall off the pace. But, it felt good to get a win back against Olga. She can fight and she's a tough match up for me. It was important for me to handle that."

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