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12 August 2012 Post Fight Empire State of Mind PPV

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(Live Streaming of Post Fight Press Conference)

Posted by Boxing World Online on August 12, 2012, 8:38 pm.

The Man In The Hat sits smiling at the center of the dais. To his left are Kristen Stewart, Pink, Gemma Arterton, Jewel, and Avril. To his right sit Amanda Seyfried, Leelee Sobieski, Serinda Swan, Britney Spears, and Neve Campbell.

Man In The Hat: "All right. Let me start by thankin' Franchise. Empire Boxing is as good a stable as there is in the FCBA. It has a tremendous amount of talent. Girls who can get fights anywhere. And I appreciate him doing us the favor of coming here tonight. Now, I'll take questions. Cable Boy! Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Did you figure on six for six tonight?"

Man In The Hat(laughing): "Look, I ALWAYS believe we can win any fight I book, or I wouldn't book it. But with the girls we had in the other corner tonight, girls like Paltrow, Gaga, and Simpson who've given us trouble, Kurylenko, who was already one up on Gemma, and Diaz, who's as good as it gets, I'd have been satisfied with 4-2. 6-0 is a LOT better, mind..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Cable Boy II, let's hear it!"

Showtime Reporter: "Both Kristen and Amanda had first round KOs, and both claim to be your top flyweight. Who IS number one?"

Man In The Hat: "I have THREE flyweights I like, and all of 'em have had success for me. And I expect that will continue. FCBA Magazine, shoot!"

FCBA Magazine Reporter: "You've said that Pink's run through the singers is completed now. Is she finally going to start fighting some real competition..."

Pink: "How about I get out of this chair and knock you..."

Man In The Hat: "Now, calm down, Pinkness. No reason to assault the media. Pink's next fight, as you know, will be a rematch with Frege. After that, we shall see. Tess, dear, what have you got for me?"

Tess: "You've got to be pretty happy with your lights tonight, with Serinda taking out Paltrow and Gemma beating Olga..."

Man In The Hat: "You know, you might call what I have at light 'an embarrassment of riches'. Except I ain't at ALL embarrased. In fact, I'm pretty giddy about it. I got five kids with Top 20 talent and Gemma and Serinda are two of those. And I think they're both underrated to be honest with you. Brookie D gets a lot of press around here, and Dani Ruah, too. But, Serinda, Anna, and Gemma are as good as anybody I got. Serinda's a superior athlete. She's tough. She's quick. And she has a mean streak a mile wide. Gemma's extremely bright, as smart as any fighter in the FCBA. She hits hard. She's tough. She's athletic. And she's got the killer instinct of a freakin' tiger. These ladies are something special, both of 'em. And I'm VERY happy they work for me. All right, Smackeroo. Take us home."

Reporter: "How big was this win for Leelee?"

Man In The Hat: "Now, see, that's a good question, son."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Let me put it this way. Aside from Neve's and Brit's title fight wins, this is as big as any win anyone from Front Street/Hour-Glass has had. And Diaz just MIGHT be the best fighter anyone under our management has ever beaten. It was absolutely huge. And it proves somethin' I've been saying for a long time. Leelee can fight with anyone in the division. ANYone. Now, I'm a little peckish over here. So, it's off to dinner. Tess, Smackey, Limo!"