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15 August 2012 Kim Kardashian vs Nicki Minaj

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on August 15, 2012, 7:23 pm

 

Kim Kardashian versus Nicki Minaj
(words by Lookout! and results by Anonymous)


Before: Nicki Minaj is a phenomenon in the world of rap music, but obviously new to the world of celebrity boxing. Her introductory debut target: Kim Kardashian. Kim has been steadily introduced to the world of hip-hop with her recent romance with Kanye West, which has only served to make Nicki more determined to take down the reality tv star even more. The real point of contention between the two, according to insider Hollywood sources is a source of pride for both ladies: their posterior. Nicki frequently shows off her booty and many state that Minaj has usurped Kardashian's (hotly debated) position as best butt in Hollywood. Kim has not taken such claims as well, eager to put such declarations (and Nicki herself) to rest. Nicki and Kim get right into each other's face pre-fight, shoving right at one another as they do touch gloves. Immediately, after, they turn their backs on each other and pose back-to-back, their derrieres pressing together as they each try to intimidate the other with their gluteus maximus. Neither backs down and eventually, refs step in to pull the two apart as their rears reluctantly separate.

Nicki clad in a black bikini top and matching booty shorts and gloves, hair loose around her face; Kim wearing an electric blue bikini top and matching short shorts, with matching gloves, hair falling to her shoulders. Both celebrities shorts snug against their posterior.

R1: Despite the intensity prior to the contest, both of them start out slow. But, after some cautious circling and jabs to test the other out, it goes from 0 to 60 pretty swiftly. The blows start trading fast and furious, with Kim charging in first, just wading in and wailing away with thudding right and lefts to offending jug and tummy. Nicki retreating at first, just sponging up punishment, but is finally able to answer after the first minute. Minaj stuffing her right hand down into Kardashian abs, doubling her opponent over as the two of them swing wildly back and forth. Both of them trying to back the other up, ripping wild hooks to body as both girls stumble around the ring, whacking shots ringing on the beach in the cool night air. In the final minute, it's Minaj who finds herself pressed back against the ropes, Kim just slamming in punches under or over Nicki's guard to just strike wherever she can. Nicki managing to clinch at the bell, but Kim shoves her away as the two trade furious eye contact rather than blows with the ref manuevering between them. Round 1 to Kim Kardashian.

R2: Both celebrities pouncing out from their corners, immediately banging away at one another in a close approximation of bumper car boxing, bouncing and stumbling as they hammer away at one another. It's pure mayem in the center of the ring as Minaj uses her jab and a focus on Kardashian's torso to bully Kim back at the start. Kim is forced to cover up and protect her tummy, allowing Nicki to shift her attention to head, shoulders and Kim's vaunted rack. Kim retreats momentarily, shouting in pain then rallies behind ripping hooks that pound into Nicki's ribs. Both of them breathing hard as they pound away. Kim's posterior pressing back against the ropes for a moment under Minaj's constant slugging, but Kim bounces her butt off of the ropes and surges forward to drill her gloves into Nicki's chest and abs. It's mindless battling, Nicki just swinging rights and lefts to Kim's torso, while Kardashian spanks leather with swift jabs into Nicki's jugs. Little defense between the two – mostly offense – proud backsides jumping – and the two don't even hear the bell. The ref steps in between them as the round narrowly goes to Kim again as Nicki is pressed up against the ropes again as the round ends.

R3: Nicki and Kim both charge forward, determined to continue this match, although both are breathing pretty hard after the belly-focused beating of the previous round. The two of them meet mid-ring, just banging away at one another as their stiff shots echo in the ring. Both of them twisting at one another, stuffing in rights and lefts, but it's Kimmie who is bringing in her shots in tighter and faster, slamming them in underneath Nicki's outstretched arms to drill in against her body. Minaj keeps firing away, but Kim swings her right hand in a clubbing arc repeatedly against Nicki's head and shoulders. Minaj is retreating, covering up as she shakes her head, bringing her elbows in as Kardashian then swings in her gloves in short, scrubbing blows to Minaj's rack. Minaj backpedaling into nearby turnbuckle, the ref coming over to perhaps put a stop to it but not before Kim slams an uppercut underneath her guard to send Nicki sliding down to a seated position in the turnbuckle. Kim steps back smirking, looking down at Nicki who manages to get up at 9, but the ref waves it off! Apparently a good thing too as Minaj slumps back down to her tush in the corner, eyes unfocused as the ref awards the match to Kim Kardashian via KO3!

After: While not a JMD match, it certainly had all the elements of one but now that the match is over, Kim is determined to put the focus back to where it belongs. That would be on posterior rather than rack. Nicki tries to get up on unsteady legs, but Kim has removed her gloves by this point and shoves her opponent back down to a seated position. Nicki protests with a few choice obscenities and threats, but Kim simply glares down at her, a smirk curling on her lips. Posing over her, some bystanders wonder whether she is going to tummy up on Minaj, but Kim has a worse fate in store for Nicki.

Nicki's defiant declarations in the wake of her loss are suddenly muted and muffled as Kim spins around, placing her famous derriere down onto her rival's face with the back of Nicki's head thudding onto the second turnbuckle. Nicki's muffled and angry squeals can barely be heard as Kim grinds down her posterior, with Nicki's hands pushing and shoving against Kim's backside, but making no progress in unseating Kardashian. Kim bounces up and down, her butt setting down into a breath-taking (literally) position atop Nicki's face as Nicki twists, squirms and kicks her feet furiously. The ref watches entranced as Nicki's struggles start to slow, palms resting on rather than resisting the proud butt of Kim as it completely smothers her out.

Kim is clearly enjoying the moment, chatting with people while she remains on her posterior-based perch. The ref finally does manage to pull Kim off of a dazed Minaj as Kardashian is in the process of bouncing up and down on her unconscious rival's face. Nicki slides down, folding up in the corner, eyes closed as Kim rises to her feet, triumphantly jutting out her derriere and hands raised into the air. Kim is heard to snark as she exits the ring: “How is she supposed to usurp my throne when she IS my throne?”, a definitive statement on tonight's contest for now. Ouch.

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