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15 August 2012 Lindsay Lohan vs Emma Stone

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BOILING POINT PPV

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on August 15, 2012, 7:28 pm

Lindsay Lohan versus Emma Stone
(words and results by Sim)

BEFORE: "I proved last time that Lindsay can't take punches anymore!" Chipper Emma reminds press in prefight. "She wants to grind herself down against me, I'm happy to play the hammer to her nail. Let's face it - she's not at the Dobrev or McCord level anymore, and she's sure as hell not at the Emma Stone level. This is just gonna be me hammering home the point to an aging, never-was, wannabe starlet!"

Lohan fuming: loss to Stone a real kick in the trunks - one Lilo must address. "The only thing Emma proved is that fouling a girl in the kidneys wins fights in the FCBA," Lilo glares in rebuttal. "That's all. She didn't beat me - she wasn't even competitive with me - she brutalized me and took what she wanted without working for it. I'm not obsessed with her, but I'm not letting that pass: Emma Stone does not get to say she's better than me...not until she proves it!"

Lilo in jaunty nautical bikini - navy top with bold brass ring jug-connect; white bottoms with pale blue diagonal bars and anchors; white gloves; long blonde hair loose, but tied off her brow with crown braid. Emma in bright purple bra style bikini top; black sport bottoms; white gloves; hair in perky ponytail with bangs.

During R1: Girls lithe to midring...Lohan pumping out jab/jab/right hand combos; Emma blocking on her mitts/forearms with dukes at brows, then jabbing back for Lindsay's breasts. Wide right hand scores PAK! to Emma's left-side ribs; straight left angles down into Emma's tummy. Stone answers via looping overhand right plowing down onto Lohan's jugs (Emma's right elbow up high on delivery); swinging left uppercut to Lilo's flat tummy. Spirited stuff - slender-limbed girls punching all busy/rangy - Stone blocking well, scoring more in receipt, but Lilo landing the heavier shots to body. Down the stretch, Emma wades in via straight lefts and rights, punching Lilo's face, panicking her, shunting her sideways and stampeding her to ropes. Round finishes up Lilo face-in-gloves, left side on ropes, cringing as Emma swings away broad lefts and rights wide to tummy/back at bell. Stone still belting away - ref pulls her off as Lilo bleats: "SHE'S CHEATING AGAIN!"

R2: Lilo aggressive, angry-eyed...she's pumping left jabs, then wading in left/right/left - chasing Stone into scampering retreats. Emma escaping damage, but clearly spooked...Lindsay walking her girl down, bringing the battle; Stone content to be leggy-girl, denying Lohan hard exchanges.

R3: Lilo calming down, looking to set down and put weight behind shots. Lohan's left jab blocked by Emma's facial guard...Lilo takes to leaving the left hand out there, lining Emma up, then POUNDING the straight right off lean Stone abs. Emma wincing, shying away when tummy-smote...she's starting to crouch down, shimmying her elbows down to protect her gut - leaving flanks exposed for swinging right/left tick-tock whackings behind either elbow. Midway through, Lohan shows class - arching her back and fitting a shoving left uppercut clean to solar-plexus...poor Emma crying out, visibly shaken...she staggers away ragged as Lilo walks her down. Linds patient, not rushing in - she measures via extended left, then leans in long-righty, belting away on the guard, trying to get the right mitt through. Bell: FIERCE eye contact made by Lohan as Emma's looking rocked and weepy...if looks could bruise!

R4: Spirited stuff from Emma - slap-chopping one-twos with Lilo - the girls often punching one another's mitts in mid air. Lindsay more determined - really trying to step in and drive right hands...hard clouts to chin and chest routinely punch Emma out of her stance, forcing her to retreat/regroup.

R5: All Lohan bell to bell. Emma showing a lot of rigid earmuff looks - hands at her temples as she leans in and takes free-swinging left/right licks to waist...Stone inevitably cringing under the belting assaults, forced to step away while keeping mitts up. Linds stepping-to - pounding one-twos off Emma's prepared defences - sometimes even doubling up the straight right in hopes of squirting it through...Emma doing a good job blocking up top, even if her tummy's glowing hot pink by round's end.

R6: Emma brave - slap-chopping out one-twos at chest height - Lohan drilling home right hands to chin, knocking Emma's head straight back in spirited exchanges. Stone willing to face into punches early, but eventually, all those hard knocks force her back into rigid mitts-at-brows peek-a-boo. Linds tight-lipped, leaning in to work the body - her slender arms pumping hard to beat at Stone's fat-free tummy, or jam to a halt on her ribs - getting in wide behind either elbow. It's all too much...Stone stooping forward, shuddering under the assault...cringing, she lowers herself to right knee as Lohan crows: "I'M TOO STRONG FOR YOU!"

R7: Methodical stuff from Lohan...as Emma cringes behind her peek-a-boo guard, Lilo stalks; measures via outstretched right; drives straight-righty down into stomach; swings fat-righty wide to flank - walking Emma down as she wilts in retreat. Stone proves a battler though: late the round, she fits Lilo for a short left uppercut as Linds walks in, then digs left to gut as girls lay in forehead-on-forehead. Grinding stuff as girls push-in behind high guards and heads - each cutting chops to the body, or swinging wide to the ear, then covering up quick.

R8: Midring, girls circling clockwise...Linds steps into a STIFF left jab, punching the mouthpiece off Emma's teeth. Stone confused, scowling...Lilo pivots-left, checks, then POUNDS a right hand clean to chin! Emma rocked, head lolling, eyes staring as she stoops forward...Lilo stuffs right hand to tummy, then loops right hand to left ear, clouting Emma as she's staggering past Lindsay's left flank. Emma swooning face-first to ropes, looking bleak...Lilo moving in from off Stone's left shoulder, driving-righty behind Emma's left ear...jolting blast slumps Stone helpless in ropes on her right side. LILO'S POUNDING AWAY! Lindsay teeth bared - left hand pushing down on Emma's left inner elbow while leaning in to PASTE right hand after right hand to head...poor Stone staring as she systematically bludgeoned to canvas. Stone face-down, stretched out...Lilo leaps away the KO8 victrix in brutal fashion.

After: Lindsay weeping tears of joy...payback on Emma a career-saver for the much maligned Lilo. "I had to batter her," Lindsay admits in post fight. "I HAD to. I didn't want to smoke her right away...Emma needed to punished for the way she beat me, and the way she acted after. Now she's taken a good hard beat from me, lets her brag. Girl knows her place now - right under my thumb!"