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15 August 2012 Elisha Cuthbert vs Billie Piper

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Posted by Lookout! Boxing on August 15, 2012, 7:42 pm

Elisha Cuthbert versus Billie Piper
(words and results by Sim)

BEFORE: Pushing and furious pouting in prefight - very similar blonde girls don't like the mirror image effect. "She's nothing like me!" Elisha insists, reacting to the label affixed to Billie as the "British Elisha Cuthbert". "For one thing, I'm championship material - she's a comic-con wash-out...girls on the comic-con circuit are there for a reason: THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE BEST WOMEN!"

Piper champing at the bit - comparisons to Cuthbert are a constant source of motivation. "I hear it a lot in London - 'when are you going to take the piss out of Elisha' - and I'm happy to say the time is now. She's won a lot at this level, but she's nothing special. Very hittable girl; very predictable. I hit as hard; I'm just as compact - I see know reason why she should be confident. As for my level of competition, I highly doubt Elisha could have fought her way out of the mass of competitors to be a Doctor's Companion - and not just one of the Companions, but the greatest of them all. She mocks the comic-con circuit at her peril!"

Billie in baby blue bikini top; navy bottoms with big baby blue polka-dots; small powder blue gloves; hair in beach-bun with messy bangs framing face. Elisha in brown bikini with rhinestones arranged in pointilist pattern (becoming denser around the weight of jug, and at the waist); small white gloves; shoulder length blonde hair wet.

During R1: Billie hands up, pawing the left hand, looking to step in close and chop-righty to jaw. Elisha with left hand low, right at chin, weight on back (right) leg while assessing - lifting the left jab to measure and pester. Sporadic stuff - Cuthbert stepping out as Billie steps in with that short right, then steps back in to answer back a right. Hooks traded hard to tanned breadbaskets or tits...then girls withdraw to circle, regroup. Elisha generally getting the better touches, sidestepping to angles, turning and touching...Billie wearing down as round progresses. Down the stretch, Cuthbert lifts hook-off-hip to clout Piper's chin from a well-planted right leg as Billie's lunging forward...British girl staring, stumbling back on her heels well smote as Elisha cackles happy at the sight. Cuthbert bouncing forward to clean up, but bell sounds, sending her jogging to corner instead.

R2: Elisha outclasses Billie. Weight on right (back) leg, Cuthbert with the knack of leaning away from Piper's short right, then answering back a stubby right to jaw in receipt. Cuthbert also adept at hooking off the right plant-leg - lifting left hand off hip to catch Billie's chin, knocking British girl off-balance. Hopping forward, Cuthbert knocks a playful left jab off Billie's chest or raised guard, then dips left to really sink home the hook behind Piper's right elbow. Good stuff - Elisha collecting patient, thumping touches throughout the round.

R3: Better stuff from Billie. She's landing the chopping right to jaw now, then crowding close, grabbing at Elisha's biceps, walking her around. Out of the scrum, Billie clubs hooks and extra right hands, working a clever hold-and-hit routine while stepping Elisha to spots. Cuthbert scowling, focussed, thumping some nice right hands to Billie's tummy/hooking her tits in tight, but it's Piper's round as British girl imposes will.

R4: Elisha back in charge, walking Billie into that sneaky, rising hook off the right plant-leg. Piper taking a good shot to the chops, but ill-prepared when she gets inside...it's Elisha grabbing at Billie's biceps - Canadian girl walking British girl around, while clubbing righty about the head. Piper being stubborn - jamming left shoulder into Elisha's chest, trying to impede Cuthbert: Elisha bulls her way forward, backside all a-shudder as stocky legs dig in for the push. Sloppy hold and hit not pretty, but it's heavy, grinding work in Elisha's favour.

R5: Billie thick n' beefy to Lishy's middle CHUP! CHUP! Whacking lefts and rights beatin' Lishy breathless. Piper scoring, then bodying up, pushing Cuthbert back: Elisha grumpy, wincing, right hand at left shoulder/left hand tucked into right armpit. Elisha driven into ropes, kept under pressure: Billie twisting side to side, bouncing mitts off head-and-shoulders, then bodying up to compress Lishy against cables. Tireless work from Piper - she reaches in, pulling apart Elisha's defences, then slamming away - Cuthbert's tummy and tits bludgeoned...then Piper's bodying up, pressing Elisha to ropes, taking a breather on Cuthbert. Cuthbert stunned, woozy, but stocky-legged stubborn...she's just standing in crossed-arm, grimly riding it out. Meanwhile Piper all brawny/methodical, bashing away on torso; wrestling; making Lishy take weight...it's a harsh, one-sided beatdown bell to bell. At the break, Lishy ashen faced, sagging into ropes all bleak, spent...Piper suddenly crowds in, packing the inner-thigh of her right leg heavily into Cuthbert's breadbasket. Elisha: "UH-H!", hugging her thigh-spanked guts. Piper hot-cheeked and shouting: "SHE CAN'T KEEP ME OFF HER!" Even as ref's pulling British bully off her prey.

R6: Elisha making good use of that sneaky, pre-emptive hook-off-the-hip...she's timing Billie's approach, twitching single-shot hooks to chin to startle the Brit/back her off. Piper frustrated...Elisha's hooking inside British right hand...Billie just can't land the way she wants. Good recovery for Elisha...Cuthbert well-trounced in the fifth, touches Billie up in the sixth.

R7: Elisha slugging out of a bobbing crouch - clipping Billie the right uppercut; bobbing and rolling low; clipping the left uppercut; getting hands on Billie to push her back. Piper grumpy, scowling - arms crossed right atop left at chest...she's trying to bump-guard on Elisha to hold canvas; Cuthbert's steady slug-and-push approach slowly taking canvas away. Billie's back eventually pressed to ropes...Cuthbert head down, plowing away left/right/left to waist, beating Piper 'till she ties up. Ref's break...Elisha pushing back in...she's pushing on Piper; rising up from crouches with swinging uppercuts; bodying up, making Billie take weight. Thick n' methodical payback for Elisha - it's all her on Piper, whether punching, pushing, bodying up, or mauling in the clinch. Bell: Elisha's left arm headlocks Piper, turning Billie's left side into ropes...Cuthbert lifts her left thigh up snug into Piper-tummy, winning an outraged grunt...ref has to pull the headlock apart as Elisha's presses her girl against cables.

R8: Piper slugging out of a bobbing crouch, getting her hands on Elisha, walking her around. Girls reach left arms in under opposing rights - bullying one another's tits via grinding left shoulders...Billie hacks away righty from this scrum, chopping at Elisha's hip; punching left side of her head. Cuthbert bodied to ropes, grunting in pain as hook takes her deep to belly: Elisha crosses arms, right hand at left shoulder/left hand in right armpit as Billie takes over. BEATDOWN! Piper snarling, loading up her thickest shots and just SLAMMING away one haymaker at a time. POOR LISHY! Cuthbert crying out, sagging butt-in-ropes, doubling forward hurt only to be pushed upright and savaged anew. Piper putting a withering right hand to devastating work in Cuthbert's paunch or flank - Brit packing that punch in while crowding close, her left hand on Elisha's right shoulder. Bashing punches carom off 'Lishy's head and shoulders - Piper doing a great job staying busy on Elisha, avoiding ref's breaks despite repeated attempts by Cuthbert to tie up. Down the stretch, tightly turned, side to side lefts and rights SMITE at Elisha's jugs...Cuthbert bleating in pain, momentarily paralyzed, eyes shut tight as Billie claims rack. All credit to Elisha's legs...stocky curves hold her up under a tremendous pounding...ref pulling a feverish Billie away after the bell as she's mindlessly reducing Elisha's rack to rubble.

R9: Elisha still visibly hurt, but fighting smart, smart battles - that twitching, well-timed hook-off-the-hip pre-empting Billie, knocking her off balance, forcing her to reset. Cuthbert willing to land, then step-around...Elisha wisely electing to score in spots, keep Piper off balance, and deny British brawler decisive exchanges. Billie strong down the stretch, beating rights and lefts across Elisha's paunch to bunch Canadian girl forward...Elisha able to absorb, take points at the bell.

R10: Elisha feeling a little better, showing that dangling left hand look...she's walking Billie in, smuggling that cute-yet-sledgehammer-heavy hook onto British chin and pivoting left as Billie's on her heels. Piper doughty, taking a good shot here...she keeps wading in, absorbing shots - Cuthbert showing champion's class with that slick hook; jabbing to Billie's breasts; leaning in via swinging right hands upside the head to prompt Piper clinches. Billie stubborn, but a little rocked and predictable...Elisha able to pound away to points in a thumping 10th. Comes back UD10 Cuthbert in bruising fashion.

AFter: Bickering in the aftermath as a punished Billie Piper remains unconvinced...British girl arguably landed the heavier blows in the fight, accusing Elisha of "surviving" rather than "winning": Cuthbert shouting back hot denials, inviting Billie to continue the debate in the parking lot. Officials separating competitive blondes so Cuthbert can get on with postfight. "Beat her ass," Elisha explains, looking puffy and pink-torsoed in the aftermath. "She hit me some strong punches - I won't deny that - but I'm strong too, and I took her best. She's just a walk-in blonde - like I was about 5 years ago - and until she changes she'll never be champ. I know how to adjust, how to box - I still hit a ton, but I'm cute too...the kind of girl who get belts, you know? That's the difference between me and Billie."