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23 August 2012 Roxanne Pallett vs Juno Temple

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(KEAR's KATS VS FOXFIRE ATLANTIC)

Posted by Alli Kear on August 23, 2012, 8:22 pm

Originally posted by Alli Kear on the BBU Message Board August 19, 2012, 3:10 pm

Once again BBU TV welcomes you to celebrity boxing, with the much vaunted Juno Temple making her debut against everybody’s favourite punchbag, Roxanne Pallett.

Let’s join Georgie Thompson at ringside:

Well, this will give us the chance to find out if Juno is all talk or not – she’s in the ring now, and she’s a good looking kid, that’s for sure, white bikini for her debut , and she looks cool and confident – and her comes Roxy, and she always looks so good! She’s in a black monokini tonight, and well, she looks better than Juno!

Round 1

Roxy’s into an uncharacteristically hard attack immediately, and she’s forcing young Juno backwards, the blonde covering up as the Northern beauty gets some nice punches past her defensive gloves. Juno’s getting pushed back already, but as Roxanne gets in closer, she catches the brunette with a good right hand to the mouth, then follows it up with a left to the ear, and Roxy’s looking to her corner already – this Juno can punch! She’s now switched things around, and she heaves a right hook into Roxy’s mouth again, then bangs a great left onto her cheek – she doesn’t bother about bodyshots, this girl! That’s another big right hand into Roxanne’s face, and the poor girl is getting worked over now as Juno backs her up to the ropes, and hits her in the face with another right hook. That’s the bell, and Roxy’s lucky to hear it!

Round 2

Out they come, and I can see Roxy’s got a bruise under her left eye – a mouse as they say – but now Juno’s giving her a few punches around her midriff, getting her attention with those for sure! And here comes the next attack from Juno! Roxy’s just getting used up here by the blonde kid, who’s hitting the jobber’s face really hard and often, and that right hook to the chin has floored her at last! I don’t know if Pallett’s getting up from this – aww, brave girl, she’s up at 8, and that’s maybe a bit silly, ‘cos Temple’s hitting her again – good, straight left between the gloves there, and there’s nothing Roxy can do against this. C’mon Juno – you can finish this! She’s got Roxy all wobbling an shaking now, and that’s a superb left hook into the ribs from the new girl, who smiles at Roxanne at the bell, sneering at her as well as she watched her stumble to her stool.

Round 3

Juno’s getting a big cheer as she wades back into Roxy, and she nails the jobber again – right hook, then a left – and Roxy’s ready to go I think. Juno’s closing her down, though, showing her some respect, I don’t know why, and she’s almost setting her up with a few patting jabs to the mouth, but there’s the big right hand again, and goodbye Roxanne Pallett!

Juno Temple knocked Roxanne Pallett out in round 3.

That was clinical! Juno has battered an admittedly poor opponent senseless in a brutal and impressive debut – she’ll beat better girls than this, and we don’t know how good she is just yet. Now, will she add insult to injury? She’s in front of Roxy in her corner – and Roxy’s on her knees- what’s she doing? Ah, apologising, I think – well done, Juno, there’s no credit in humiliating such a rubbish opponent!