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26 August 2012 Post Fight Beever's Babes at Trump Plaza

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Posted by Boxing World Online on August 26, 2012, 9:02 am

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, in the center of the dais. To his left, Katy Perry, Neve Campbell, Britney Spears, and Avril Lavigne. To his right, Daniela Ruah, Brooklyn Decker, Pink, and Jewel.

Man In The Hat: "All right, I'll take questions. Cable Boy!"

HBO Reporter: "How big a win was that for Katy?"

Man In The Hat: "Let's just say it wasn't exactly INSIGNIFICANT."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Care to elaborate?"

Man In The Hat: "Ok, how's this. Kelly Rowland beat Holly Valance. She beat ALY MICHALKA. She took Anna Torv, who some folks think is my best light, 16 flippin' rounds. She's got power and she can box. Now, no one's ever doubted Katy's power. Or her athleticism. Her boxing ability, however HAS sometimes been questioned..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Tonight, she showed me some of that. Winning five rounds from Rowland is, as I said, not insignificant. It's her fourth win in a row. And a huge one. I could have given this fight to any of my lights. I gave it to Katy because I thought she was ready for it. I LOVE it when I'm right!"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Tess! Great job tonight. Tell J-Mac that Wiz says 'Hi'."

(Laughter)

Tess: "I'll do that. Dani was awesome tonight. Were you surprised at how dominant she was?"

Man In The Hat: "Well, Atkinson can fight, so, I wasn't expecting Dani to take her apart like that. But, NOTHING this kid does surprises me. Nothing. Smackeroo! Goin' ta dinner. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Some folks say Torv is your top light. Others, like our magazine, say it's Gemma. After tonight...is it Dani?"

Brooklyn: "I'm going to take that one! Dani and I aren't JUST lights. We're the SHWs. Smoking Hot Welterweights! And, we're the best Front Street has in BOTH divisions! And if you don't believe that, watch what happens in Australia. I know you're watching ELLE. And you're MINE Downunder! The Twenty-First Century Goddess is coming to demonstrate your obsolescence. You're MINE, MacPherson! MINE!"

Daniela: "What SHE said!"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "All right. Dinner! Pointy's already at the restaurant. NOT a good idea to keep him waiting. Smackey. Tess. Limo!"