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30 August 2012 Micaela Schaefer vs Christine Bleakley

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BBU SUMMER GRUDGE FIGHTS 

 

Posted by Vassago on August 30, 2012, 12:52 pm

BBU Summer Grudge Fights event kicks off with couple of raven-haired women on a personal mission of destruction. Lioness Club's Christine Bleakley comes off a fine win over fellow TV personality Andrea McLean, but many people underlined the age difference between these two women which heavily favored Bleakley. Unnamed source within BBU TV claimed that "Bleakley's win over McLean hardly makes up for the pasting she received at the hands of Denise van Outen last year". Denise van Outen herself refused to comment those rumours but there's little doubt both she and Bleakley simply hate each other's guts and we might have not seen the last chapter of their ill-tempered duell.

Tech Unlimited Europe's new director of communications Micaela Schaefer is four years younger than Bleakley and will definitely put up a great challenge to the Ulster brunette despite making her BBU debut tonight. Schaefer easily wins the pre-fight cleavage contest and that's one of the best looking pair of assets BBU has seen in a long while! The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.

Christine Bleakley wearing a pink bikini top, black panties and black gloves. Micaela Schaefer wearing a blue bikini and black gloves.

Round 1:
Bleakley comes out firing, peppers the new girl's rack with straight jabs and forces the German back. Micaela is somewhat overwhelmed by the ferocious display from Christine, who's not exactly one of the top-ranked girls, but tries to respond with some high hooks to the head. Bleakley ducks underneath them well and continues with the rack pounding, clearly rocking her rival all over the ring in helpless resistance. Schaefer is pushed to the ropes and takes couple of low jabs to the stomach before she can cover up and clinch. Christine leans on her and tries with more low jabs, but catches the forearms and Schaefer finally nails her with a right cross to the nose and both girls clinch for good and force the ref to step in. Micaela jumps to safety after the command and Bleakley misses her attack, almost loses her balance and goes forward over the ropes, but Schaefer was too far back to counter and the bell leaves Bleakley angry at that last-second display.

Round 2:
More from the Irish brunette, she easily closes down on Schaefer, ducks under a swinging charge and nails the German with couple of jabs to the ribcage. Schaefer swings her hooks wide again and Christine pummels her rack, flicks more jabs to the ribs and Micaela winces in pain as she tries to embrace the onslaught in the middle of the ring. Christine has better idea, she bangs a cross-hook that splits her mitts and follows up with a left jab to the mouth! That's the bullseye and SCHAEFER TUMBLES DOWN ON HER BACKDISE as she couldn't handle that combo! Christine's smiling already, but Micaela gets up at six and looks unmoved by that punch. She leaps after Bleakley and connects with her flesh, couple of jabs to the stomach there but another hook goes missing and Bleakley counters under the elbows, peppers the German's ribcage and pushes her back to the ropes. Schaefer winces with every shot, tries to cover up but Bleakley's on a rampage as she unloads several vicious jabs, but can't send the fellow brunette down on the canvas again before the bell. Christine's furious as she walks back to her stool while Micaela puts on a brave face, but her midsection is swollen badly and she wipes a load of sweat off her forehead. That was a tough round for the newcomer.

Round 3:
Bleakley's up for more damage and Micaela simply can't match her speed and agility. Once again she gets caught in the middle of the ring as the Black Irish girl unloads straight jabs to the stomach and flicks a couple of hooks to the head as well. Schaefer tries to respond, throws single shots to the body herself, but only grazes Christine and gets nailed in the jugs with another big hook. Bleakley really gives it all here tonight and she finds more success as the German's breasts fly up and down under her barrage. Schaefer moans in pain and reverts to covering up, but Christine breaks through her arms again and again, literally wants to tear her jugs from that bikini and Micaela gets backed against the ropes quickly, now just taking a load of punishment and not responding at all. Bleakley in red mist mode, bends the German in half and finally lands that gutwrencher she's been looking for as SCHAEFER CRUMBLES ON HER KNEES late in the round, perhaps even too late given all the pasting she's received and Christine thinks she's got it now, but wait... Schaefer's hurt but beats the count at eight and almost insults the Irish girl with that display. Eyes look gloomy, but ref allows her to continue. Christine misses a couple of immediate hooks, her focus is lost and Micaela clinches her in the dying seconds of the round, bangs a couple of jabs to the ribs herself and at the bell it's Christine moaning in anger rather than pain, but she truly failed to finish the German off here.

Round 4:
Micaela looks even slower than in the previous rounds, but Christine has no mercy and she leaps after her, immediately connects with couple of big hooks to the head adding more misery to the German's unsettled pride. Schaefer's midsection took it's share of beating already and now Christine just rocks her head with a series of hooks and Micaela loses her balance under that barrage, falls forward as she was looking to clinch, but Bleakley's footwork did the trick and she nails the German brunette in the temple with a left hook, follows up with a right to the mouth and it's good night Miss Schaefer. The proud German was knocked out cold before she even hit the canvas and she did so face-first as the ref is signalling for the medics to arrive. KO R4 Christine Bleakley!!!

Post-fight:
One of Christine's finest wins to date albeit against a newcomer and give credit to Micaela who survived couple of close calls before finally going down. Medics roll the unconcious German on her back but here comes Bleakley for some extra bonus for the Brighton crowd. She had her gloves removed already, but she's going after one piece of battle trophy. Medics are shoved to the side as Christine leans over her fallen rival and rips out the top of her bikini, blue piece of material now being waved to teh crowd which goes bonkers. Micaela's fine assets on full display now and she'll make the cover of boxing magazines worldwide allthough not exactly in a position she'd wished for, lying horizontal on the floor!

Christine is understandably overjoyed with that win and speaks with BBU TV's stand-in reporter Georgie Thompson ringside: "Quite frankly I wanted to give that slut a walk of shame after I removed her bikini top, but as you all saw, I punched her lights out and she had to be helped off the ring. That wasn't exactly my plan, but looks like it turned out even better than I hoped for. Yeah, she has bigger boobs than me, but so what? It's not me who ended up unconscious tonight! And before you ask Georgie, yeah I know that Denise van Outen will be moaning about this one, but I've brushed both McLean and Schaefer aside and I'm more than ready to give her a rematch soon. Next up is Natalie Gumede, but after that I fully expect van Outen to raise her ugly face so I can finally beat her up!"

Final result: Christine Bleakley def. Micaela Schaefer KO4.

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