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30 August 2012 Andrea McLean vs Alex Jones

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Andrea McLean 01.jpgAlex Jones 01.jpg

 

 

(BEEVER'S BABES VS GARNET GUNNERS UK)

 

BBU SUMMER GRUDGE FIGHTS

 

Posted by Knowlesey & Vassago on August 30, 2012, 12:54 pm

 

Beever's Babes' Andrea McLean is on a personal mission against fellow TV personalities and after splitting results with the members of Lioness Club, Kate Garraway and Christine Bleakley, she's targeted Alex Jones of the Garnet Gunners UK next. Andrea hopes to humiliate her Welsh rival tonight and make her worship her legs by licking them clean, but Alex might spoil all those plans and give the Scottish brunette a similar treatment instead.

Alex is eight years younger than Andrea, but makes her BBU debut tonight and her skills remain unknown. Andrea steals the pre-fight introductions, wearing a scarlet one-piece swimsuit and black gloves. Her toned legs are nicely exposed as she bends forward and shakes that booty causing the Brighton crowd to go wild! Alex holds her own though, arriving in the ring inside a yellow one-piece swimsuit with blue gloves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
One can clearly tell these girls ain't hot-headed youngsters as they circle around each other early and throw vocal abuse rather than some leather. Alex shadow-boxes in front of Andrea, who possibly still has some bad memories from her recent loss to Christine Bleakley as she refuses to step in and just laughs off Jones' effort. "That's the best you got, slut?", Andrea smirks the Welsh girl and Alex finally tries to get something going, but she misses couple of hooks and almost loses her balance as the Scottish brunette counters her with jabs to the face and Jones' head snaps back causing the crowd to roar in delight. McLean pauses for a moment, checks if Alex got impressed by that combo, but the Welsh girl just shakes her head and bursts out laughing: "You need to do much better than that, cunt!". She leaps back to the ropes as angry-looking McLean tries to catch her with more jabs to the face, but Jones is faster across the canvas and makes Andrea look sluggish in execution, throwing fruitless punches and cutting the air most of the time. McLean hassles Jones, but can't land anything solid and drops her tempo inside the final minute as the Welsh girls leaps forward, ducks under more harmless shots and nails the older woman with some jabs of her own. Andrea's head gets snapped around now and Alex fires a couple of hooks to the head right before the bells and struts happily back to her corner. Meanwhile Andrea looks very upset!

Round 2:
Alex seems to have settled quickly, leaps back and forth around the older woman, single-strikes to the head and body and Andrea truly looks puzzled. She can't match her opponent's speed and allows her to score all-too-easily with well-placed jabs as the age difference is perhaps a deciding factor in this bout. Jones gets really confident of success, drops the agile footwork briefly, almost teasing McLean too much, but the Scottish presenter misses a couple of hooks to the head and gets laced with another sequence to the body and is backed against the ropes. Alex tries some fancy punches now, McLean seemingly unable to respond but a one-hand uppercut efforts only crash off her gloves as Jones leaves her left arm too low and suddenly a big right hook nails her on the mouth and she wobbles back, allowing McLean to move forward and land some jabs to the midsection. Alex still rocked by that big hook retreats even more, McLean works on her ribcage, pushes her to the center of the ring where she fakes a low combo and lands a big left hook on the temple. Jones all over the place; loses her footing and Andrea catches her with another big left hook to the chin and follows up with a third in succession as the younger girl's head trembles badly. Bell saves Alex from more misery as she lost all the early advantage with that one mistake when she seemingly had McLean at her mercy.

Round 3:
Andrea caught some wind with that late push in the previous round and she charges after her opponent moments after the bell. Alex's punch resistance is called into question as she doesn't look all that confident anymore and allows the Scottish woman to close her down and work around her head with single jabs. Andrea finds more precision now, joined the party late, but exposes Alex's guard repeatedly, snaps her head with almost every punch and the Welsh girl is even unable to clinch as McLean keeps her pinned on the back foot with relentless pressure. Andrea wants to finish this quickly, the longer the fight gets, the bigger chance of her wearing out. Alex knows it too, but gets nailed with couple of hooks and her face develops a serious bruising already. She keeps retreating until there's nowhere to go and McLean peppers her to the ropes with ruthless execution to the body. Alex winces in pain, tries to clinch, but receives more punishment to the stomach and Andrea really gets the groove going, a fine left uppercut splits Jones' mitts and lands on her jaw! Knees buckle and Alex bends forward in serious trouble as her clinching efforts are met with vile response from McLean. More blows to the ribcage and chest take it's toll on the Welsh girl and Andrea is not done with her yet. Series of low jabs almost render Jones into a human punchbag, her punch-resistance is truly mediocre and allthough she manages to wrap her arms around McLean's neck, ref doesn't step in and Andrea doesn't care either as she bangs more punches against the ribcage. Jones is moaning with every single blow to the body and closes her eyes absorbing all this punishment, now just waiting for the bell. It finally comes, but Alex can barely walk straight to her corner. McLean pretty much brutalized her in this round, quite staggering drop of performance from the Welsh rookie.

Round 4:
Alex looks bad and she's into more trouble quickly as Andea moves on her with swinging hooks. Welsh girl tries to respond with some of her own, but gets laced in the chest and covers up instead, unable to put her Scottish foe under any pressure whatsoever. It's suddenly all too easy for Andrea who just nails her aching rival with one punch after another. Ribcage pounding rocks Alex on her feet and there's more low jabs to the stomach. Aches of pain almost too much for the crowd to enjoy as Andrea finally pummels the hapless Welsh brunette to the neutral corner where she fires from both hands, sharp and vicious jabs sink her on the knees, another uppercut catches her on the chin, left hook on the temple... Jones goes numb under all this onslaught, arms drop to the side and SHE CRASHES FACE-FIRST on to the canvas with her eyes closed. Ref moves in to start the count as Andrea asks her cornermen to remove her gloves already. Alex hasn't moved at all during the count and it's hardly a surprise to everyone in the audience. She just got wrecked by a superior opponent! KO R4 Andrea McLean!!!

Post-fight:
Andrea flexes her muscles briefly, but she just can't wait to execute the ultimate humiliation on her fallen opponent. Alex manages to raise herself on the elbows only to see Andrea approaching her with a devilish smile on her face. She slumps back on the canvas and pretends to be unconscious, but it's a lame attempt of avoiding the inevitable. "C'mon, slut!", Andrea yells out angrily, "You ain't fooling nobody! Get up and worship my legs!" Alex moans quetly but no one is there to help her as everyone wants to see her doing what she promised in case of losing this bout! However she doesn't respond to McLean's call and the Scottish brunette loses her temper. She grabs the hapless rival by the hair and bangs her head against her thigh! "C'mon, slut! Lick it!" Crowd picks up on this order and starts chanting "Lick her legs! Lick her legs!" Alex can't hide anywhere and bursts into tears but she finally leans on McLean's legs and starts working her tongue, quickly covering Andrea's legs in juicy saliva. "Yeah, all the way around, from toes to my crotch!" Andrea keeps a handful of Alex's hair and doesn't allow her to free herself until both legs are licked clean by the humiliated loser. McLean ain't done yet though, she yanks the Welsh girl's head back and forth and gives her one final order: "Now say it, b###h. Andrea's legs are the best in the business! Say it!" Alex's face is covered with tears but she just wants to disappear from the ring as quickly as possible and cries out the final blow: "Yes, Andrea. You have the best legs in the business!". Crowd goes wild and changes it's chanting into "We love Andrea, We love Andrea!" as the joyful winner finally lets go of Alex's hair and drops her into a sobbing and tearful mess on the canvas. It's safe to say that Andrea McLean won't forget this night in Brighton for the rest of her BBU career! Tremendous showing from the raunchy Highlander!

Georgie Thompson talks to the winner back in the locker room and understandably Andrea is still beside herself with joy! "I tell ya, Georgie, that was so epic back in the ring! I stole the show away from that dumb airhead Bleakley and it feels great! I never thought I can totally destroy Alex Jones, but I enjoyed every second of pounding her skinny ass! This will make the headlines in BBU TV no matter what happens with Schwarz and Dixon next!"

Final result: Andrea McLean def. Alex Jones KO4.

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