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7 September 2012 Britney Spears vs January Jones

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Britney Spears 12.jpg January Jones 01.jpg

 

 

 

Posted by simguy on September 7, 2012, 9:27 am

 

BEFORE: Spears openly mocked by rivals and even some members of the press for fighting a stay-busy under a Neve/Jen superfight title defence...proud superstar sticks to the highroad in prefight. "Not going to say anything bad about Neve," Spears shrugs. "I don't blame her for milking the title run at this stage of her career. She's been fed a steady diet of Hewitt-hype and she's obviously buying some of it...she probably believes it's a real fight and that Jen has a legit chance to win. Between you and me though? Hewitt'll be lucky to get out of the third round. Neve and I are in a league of our own, and to be honest, Jen isn't even in the AAA affiliate. Anyways - I'm not a matchmaker or a promoter. I've got a few minutes to put in on January Jones and that's what I'm focussing on."

"I hope she's demotivated," Jones says frankly at podium. "Britney Spears is the biggest celebrity in the FCBA - I'm sure I'm nowhere near her radar screen, and that's just fine. Hopefully she's sleeping in, breaking curfew, maybe putting away a few extra cocktails in this camp...'cause I'm all in. This is no 'stay-busy' for me: this is the biggest fight of my career, and Britney's gonna get all I got!"

Britney in yellow bikini; black gloves; hair loose. January in white bikini with fish-net covering for her arms and upperback; white gloves; hair held back by wide white headband.

R1: Britney reclining in her corner - arms along top ropes...she waits until January gets close, forms face-in-gloves, starts rolling in the pocket. January frowning, cautious early...when it's clear Britney's not going to lead, Jones begins dutifully slugging hips and tummy, gradually building intensity until she's slamming away full-power. Spears' thick body sponging it up...once Jones is good and lathered up, Brit will roll torso-left, slapping the right upside January's jaw en-route, then lay over on the left side all covered up again. Back the other way - Jones taking walloping clout that straightens her up onto one foot or the other...Britney's heavy shellack more than answering January's busy ineffectiveness to arms/body. That's the way of it - Spears relaxed, rolling and countering on the spot...Jones belting away to the beef while taking thick single shots that carry the round for Brit.

R2: Spears steps to midring - right under her chin/left across her gut; left shoulder pointed at Jones. January attacking as invited, punching her gloves into left shoulder/left tit - trying to find Britney's head with right hands. Spears gets the timing, rolls-with a Jones right, answers back a blunt right to chin and DOWN GOES JONES! January sputtering forward to hands and knees...she's up quickly, buzzed and flustered. No finishing attempt from Spears...she allows Jones to walk to midring, where Britney works out of the closed stance with cutey-pie slips and counters, while Jones chugs away with both hands busy to Britney's fleshy torso.

R3: Spears retreats to ropes, waving January in...Jones obliges, only to take a thumping cuff on the jaw as Brit dips to her right, trailing the hook onto January's chin. Jones rung up, but feisty, maintaining her position atop Brit at ropes...January extending left hand to push on Spears' chest or presented shoulder (either one, as Spears rolls side to side in the pocket) while looking to pound in righty. Spears relaxed, unfazed by the body spank...she's collecting cuffing wallops on Jones out of that slow-rolling pocket, or laying back into ropes for clipping uppercuts. Bell: January all scuffed and puffy, slightly wobbly-butt on the long walk back to her corner...Brit takes about 3 steps along the ropes back to her stool.

R4: January laying siege, proving her conditioning if nothing else...Britney just laying on the ropes, letting Jones get off, but absorbing most of the shots on arms/lats in rolling pocket. January crowding with her head - laying in close - her hands pushing Britney's hands down; fists pumping Britney's paunch. Spears comfortable with Jones' attempted smother - tightening up stroke to swipe and cuff either hand across January's punished face; occasionally dipping torso-left for a cuffing left hook to tummy. January SO determined, but she's playing right into Britney's strength...Spears giving Jones a clap on the backside to send her home at the bell.

R5: Britney laying on ropes - January with head on Brit's left shoulder, hands working gut. Jan comes off the body with a blind overhand right, catching Britney a solid clout to chin...Spears' curvy thighs give a shimmy as she sits into ropes/rolls torso-right. January suddenly emboldened - her left hand pushing on Spears' left elbow...Jan's crowding and slugging - punching Brit right hands to back of head, then jamming in righty to left hip as Spears lays over on her right side. Jan redoubles her efforts, putting her chin atop Brit's left shoulderblade and hustling leather in underneath - hup-hup punches bumping at Spears left thigh, hip and tummy. Britney scowling, cranky, finally rolls back upright and ties up for ref's break, but January's blood is up...Jones quickly pushing back in, pasting away - her buns ringing with the effort of churning damage onto Brit. Spears just tying up, pulling Jan's head down, slowing the assault...Britney occasionally getting slapped in the face - looking irritated as January does whatever she can to get off.

R6: January rejuvenated with her first points on the board...she pours herself at Britney who lays on ropes with hands stacked right atop left at her midsection. Brit rolling side to side, presenting either shoulder; bumping Jan off; catching Jan swiping little counters out of the weave. Jones crowding close with her left shoulder - trying to flatten Brit out against ropes, then pump tummy and tits hup-hup until Spears either counters or holds. Good energetic stuff...Spears' thumping weight of shot and accuracy more than compensating for January's optimistic volume.

R7,8,9: Mirror image rounds - one blending into the next. Spears camping out on ropes, obliging Jones to wade-in. January selling her soul to work Britney's paunch and hips while slapping the odd nuisance punch across Brit's face; Spears relying on well timed, heavy handed single shot counters to take the steam out of Jones. Sometimes a job of work for January...when Britney's laying over on her right side - Jones will lay the left forearm against Brit's upperback and chop in hateful rights atop Brit's left hip, then slug that right hand up underneath, digging belly. Spears slopping either hand to Jones' jaw while rolling side to side, or cuffing January's body heavy dip-n'-clout hooks or right hands. Jones fighting her heart out, but Britney controlling the flow, sucking the energy out of January and getting the better of the sieges.

R10: Jones did her roadwork in camp, no doubt about it - she pours in on Britney, who promptly clinches off the ropes. Spears just running the clock - slipping and clinching, bogging January down as Jones struggles to get mitts on meat. Sloppy, ugly stuff - Brit forfeiting the round, but essentially unhurt as she frustrates Jones bell to bell. Comes back UD10 wide, Britney Spears.

After: Spears pink-bodied, desultory in postfight: she needed rounds and she got them as Jones goes the distance. "You know, she's a Kelly Carlson, or Jennifer Love Hewitt level fighter," Britney explains with a touch of snark in postfight. "I never really felt threatened, but she's fit and busy, kept me working, and that's exactly what I needed. I didn't carry her - she was legitimately on top of me all night, I mean - the kid's a scrapper. Did what I do, put her in my back pocket, and I'm moving on to the next girl, you know?"

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