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7 September 7 2012 Blake Lively vs Cobie Smulders

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Posted by simguy on September 7, 2012, 9:37 am

BEFORE: Surprisingly tense promo-events with these two: girls shoving and mugging at each other - each trying to lay down dominance early. "To me, Cobie's a huge underdog in this fight," Blake shrugs in prefight. "She's not competitive with me on any level - in or out of the ring. My looks put hers in the shade; my fighting record speaks for itself...this girl's got 'cannon fodder' written all over her!"

Cobie with a totally different take on the match up. "Blake Lively's the classic 'hyped blonde'," Smulders snarks at podium. "Even her looks are trumped up, I mean - I don't see anything world-class about her. Basically, she knocked out Charlize Theron about a hundred years ago with a lucky punch, and we're all supposed to kneel and kiss Blake's ring. What I'll do instead I think, is bust her in the chops, and knock her the hell out!"

Cobie in electric-blue bikini; tight french braid in back/bangs in front; white gloves. Blake in black bikini; black gloves; wavy blonde hair loose. Frosty-eyed stare down as girls get nose to nose - taut bodies on hair-trigger settings during ref's instrux.

During R1: Cobie loping clockwise, spritzing Blake left jabs en-route. Lively turning-with, leaning in to drive lead right hand receipt to Cobie-jug. Swatting right back from Cobie; tidy left hook clipping Blake's chin; blonde takes it well, pulls the left hook around to jaw, then trades clapping right hands as girls exchange/withdraw to circle. Sinewy legs; hard eyes; flaring nostrils...both women classy behind the jab, ferreting each other out; both triggering sudden right hands off the shoulder, ticketed for chin. Occasionally, lanky vixens will both lean forward and push scrubbing palm-down rights and lefts down into well-toned midsections - crowd-pleasing rub-a-dub doesn't do much damage, but it's good brisk trade. Down the stretch, both girls dig in flat-footed to crank hard shots - each scoring terrific left hook/right hand combos clean to chin, taking turns shaking one another's legs.

R2: Cobie loping clockwise around the spritzing jab, then she steps in strong on lead (left) plant-leg, arching her back/popping hips-right to CRANK the left uppercut once, twice loud to breadbasket. Good, digging body shots working Blake as she stands in earmuff, then she answers via wide, slapping left hook cross-face; short right hand to chin. Cobie rotates leggy-left, jabbing head-and-body - hesitates on the spot, then digs that left uppercut to midsection again. Blake grunting in earmuff, taking it tuff, then answering back hook/right-hand - Cobie anticipating it - wheeling away from it in time. Nip-tuck stuff from both girls - Cobie initiating, banging the body, frisking Blake with the jab up top...brunette gradually dictating terms in a competitive second.

R3: Blake driving in behind straight right hands sloped down to Cobie's breadbasket: nice spanking blasts driving Smulders off early. Cobie circling to her right, away from Blake's right...brunette gradually retaking initiative behind well-schooled jab, twisting the left hand into Blake's jugs PIK! PAK! Down the stretch, girls throwing simultaneous right/lefts - Cobie's fists find the mark on Blake's chin as blonde girl misses...brunette getting her touches, then sidestepping. Bell: Blake frowning; Cobie upbeat en route to respective corners.

R4: Blake the early aggressor again - stepping in with straight rights to Cobie's body, then hooking her up top: Smulders legging away from Blake's power, using the ring. Cobie gradually jabbing to retake initiative - midway through, she beats Blake to a series of long-range rights and lefts - brunette fists pounding clean off blonde face as Lively's mitts miss. Blake defensive thereafter, showing earmuff...Cobie gets back into Blake's breadbasket via that succulent, cranking left uppercut - brunette really getting her hips into these licking spanks. Blake whining, abusive on her stool...tell-tale signs of stress for a proud blonde under pressure.

R5: JKO corner's been begging Blake for the jab: she delivers this round, dominating Cobie in the process. Blake's poke a real stiff stick - pounding back Cobie's face on contact; spanking across her jugs...Smulders grumpy from jabbage, legging away to regroup, but Lively's pursuit causing problems...blonde girl able to lean in and catch Cobie right hands to chin as brunette's evacuating. Shutout Blake - Cobie unhurt, but consistently touched and outboxed in the fifth.

R6: Cobie doubling the jab head/body; Blake stands in the pocket, jabbing stiff to Cobie's face, refusing to let Smulders dictate. Weight of shot gradually gives Lively initiative...it's Cobie legging out of range to regroup, Lively walking her down, cutting off the ring. Down the stretch, Blake lands several key right hands wide to Cobie's left flank: brunette grimacing, shying away from the spank as blonde girl imposes will.

R7: Cobie jabbing Blake into earmuff-front, then dipping left shoulder, cranking that supple left uppercut thick amidships. Digging body-blows bunch Blake up, visibly slowing her: she's grimacing behind her mitts, unable to answer immediately as Cobie's legs propel her clockwise. Smulders circling, picking spots to step in and work...Lively's legs a little sluggish, hands a little tentative as Cobie regains initiative midring.

R8: Girls jabbing each other's mouths simultaneously; kissing right hands off chins - clanging midring exchanges shakes both fighters. Blake willing herself forward, driving straight right hands down into gut...spanking blasts drive Cobie to ropes, cramping her up hurrrt. Blake steps-to - touching her hands at Cobie's rigid earmuff-guard, then feeding her the short left uppercut to chin; clouting right to left ear; short right uppercut and COBIE'S DOWN! Cobie bouncing gently off ropes, then down to all fours...Blake turning on the spot, casually banking right knee off Cobie's forehead, drawing a sputtering gasp of complaint. Woozy 8, Smulders: she slumps back into ropes, hands at temples as Blake wades on in...blonde girl with a ferocious pout as she shoves the right hand to tummy, then clobbers Cobie a left upside the head. Lively on a long-limbed romp - poor Cobie crouching forward behind her mitts as Blake lashes away side to side, frequently pulling Cobie's head down with one hand while stroking her the other. Walloping shots across the back prove too much...Cobie eases herself in tears to all fours as Blake grins, lifts hands and prances to neutral corner. Cobester beats the count rickety...huge 10-7 Blake goes a long way towards answering Smulders' well-constructed first half lead.

R9: CLAMBAKE! Blake wades in to finish, triggering straight lefts and rights to Cobie's face! Cobie in the pocket, punching back in kind - bouncing mitts off Blake's face and beating her to punches! Crowd roaring as long girls paste away...Smulders drilling Blake in trade, buckling blonde legs...Lively wobbles out of orbit to her right! Cobie still tracking sputtering Blake, finding blonde face via stiff, straight one-twos...relentless head-pounding drives Lively to ropes at the stagger! Cobie attacking: right hand glancing off Blake's raised facial-guard; Cobie popping hips-right and DIGGING that left uppercut to body. Blake shouting in pain, sitting in ropes on paralyzed legs...Cobie sees the hurt, resets her feet, pops her hips and rips Blake lefty-to-body again! Blake helpless, weeping into her palms...Cobie snarling - right hand palming Blake's head back by her scalp; left hand RIPPING the uppercut up and in and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Lively pitching forward, hugging her body, rolling onto her back with knees pulled up...she's desperately hurt, can't get off her back...KO9 in determined fashion, Cobie Smulders!

AFter: Smulders smoldering, looming over crippled Blake until ref gently steers her away...Lively's knockdowns had evened up the fight when Cobie took the verdict out of the judges' hands. "I couldn't let her finish this fight," a wincing Cobie says in postfight. "You heard her - calling me cannon-fodder, bragging...she had to be taken down tonight. Not gonna lie: I was hurt in the 8th, but the bottom line was - I've got the heart to come back from punishment and Blake doesn't. I committed to her body early and it paid dividends late...she was weakened and hurting already when I got in there at the end. That's my gift to the lightweight division: get after Blake's body, girls - she can't take it downstairs!"