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7 September 2012 Yvonne Strahovski vs Charlize Theron

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Posted by simguy on September 7, 2012, 9:42 am

BEFORE: BLONDE! Magazine declaring Theron/Strahovski the newest "Fight of the Century" - describing a line of succession from Cam Diaz, to Theron, and now - potentially - to Yvonne. "I'm flattered, obviously," Strahovski demures at her inclusion in royal lineage. "To think that as Charlize took from Cameron, so I'm taking from Charlize is a thrill...but I haven't done it yet! I feel like my legs do dictate to hers at this point, but my heart, body, head and hands haven't established absolute supremacy yet. It's going to take work, but it's work I'm ready willing and able to do!"

Theron non-plussed at her opponent's bravado, BLONDE! Mag's narrative, and the media in general. "This isn't an age-thing for me," Charlize says at podium, "there's no 'mirror-mirror' effect for me - I was tearing up rival blondes in my twenties. It's what I do. I do like that Yvonne is of-a-kind with me...most FCBA fights are fights between wildebeasts or monkeys or koalas, but Yvonne and I are tigers. It's a rare and special treat to see tigers fighting for supremacy, so I enjoy that challenge. As for the rest of it - that's just you guys selling ad-space - I get it. When I bring this girl to heel, you're gonna need another storyline."

Theron in the cream bikini she wore to victory over the likes of Cat Bell and Gena Lee Nolin; small white gloves; hair in tight french twist with long bangs brushing her cheeks. Yvonne in metallic blue bikini; slick low ponytail; small white gloves.

During R1: Scampering, skittish stuff - leggy lasses threatening/withdrawing in turns, loping 'round the ring. Yvonne dragging her left across CT's tummy while rotating counterclockwise: Theron doubling up the quick hook, clouting Vonnie's face. Nimble, classy stuff all even until a late trade in vicious right hands sees Strahovski's face punched straight back...she's hurt, stunned on the spot when a limber left turns her chin aside, bringing her feet together, and a jamming right on the mouth SITS HER DOWN! Bell: Vonnie sitting on right hip, stunned and staring...Charlize stomping all ice-chip eyed back to her corner like a goddess on a mission.

R2: Strahovski hopping to her right, using her legs to get herself together. Theron stalking - eyes narrowed, lips pressed tight as she reaches left jabs to Vonnie's tummy in pursuit. Midway through, Strahovski mixes it up off the apron, walking Theron into a series of pasting rights and lefts to face, then evacuating before Charlize can organize...Theron's offensive momentum gradually wearing down as Yvonne lays traps, springs them, then escapes.

R3: Strahovski leggy to her right, turning CT's left flank: Theron turning - stooping to jab the body, trying to line Yvonne up for more power right hands. Yvonne cute off the hop - chopping right hands down across CT's left eye; slapping the wide left across mouth while rotating counter-clockwise. Leggy, mesmerizing stuff...Theron treated to a good dose of her own medicine as Yvonne swats and chops away for elusive points in the third.

R4: Vonnie still on her toes, still roaming the ring, but taking the lead more often. She's jabbing body-head - keeping Theron's hands at temples, then POUNDING that straight right hand down into breadbasket before leaping off to the right. Theron frowning, vexed, her own sinewy legs hoping and stepping in pursuit, but never quite cutting off the ring entire. Down the stretch, a frisky burst of lefts and rights doses Theron's breasts: she's a flabbergasted beauty, mouth open, eyes wincing as Yvonne dances 'round the CT left flank, apparently scoring at will.

R5: Theron having some success rushing Yvonne, grabbing her shoulders, and walking her to ropes for mug-and-slug. Vonnie stationary off the apron, hands pushing at CT's shoulders as well - both girls chopping awkward face punches while trying to maintain pushing-posture. Theron reaching 'round Yvonne's ribs to body her flat to ropes - getting ref's breaks; putting weight on Vonnie; slowing the pace. As Strahovski moves to her right along ropes, CT parallels course and speed - jabbing Vonnie's chest to maintain contact, then crowding close to carry heavy right hands to the pit of Aussie stomach. Down the stretch, clever Charlize jab-jabbing, then edging in close, tying up around Vonnie's hips while bodying her into ropes for methodical points.

R6: Theron attempting to re-enact her smothering tactics, but on an initial rush-in, Vonnie stays cool in the pocket, walks CT into a strong straight-right to chin and CHARLIZE IS HURT! Theron staggering in fence-post holes, covering up face in gloves...Yvonne steps to her right while long-jabbing Theron's guard, then SMITING CT's ribs a vicious buggywhip right, cutting the palm-up punch diagonally down the front of Theron's torso. Theron sobbing in shock, baby-stepping forward: snarling Yvonne in wide stance, reaching to palm Theron's hips for distance-management, then swatting hook-across-paunch. Stepping to her right, Vonnie opens up an angle on CT's left flank, exploiting it via hateful, hacking right hand atop Theron's succulent left hip. Jab in the guard keeps CT covered up; wicked palm-up right cuts down across ribcage again, followed by a snap-snatching left off Oscar-winning tummy meat. Theron crippled, cringing ever-forward...she's just following Vonnie around, taking wicked strokes. Such an investment in Theron's body! Yvonne stepping to her right, walking Theron in, strapping her exquisite licks like an ancient Persian queen methodically whipping a harem girl. Bell: Theron crying 'how could you' tears, hugging majestic body now tracked with vicious punch-streaks. Yvonne making hard eye contact as if to say "I've only just begun!"

R7: CT composing herself on her stool, jaw clenching tightly shut as trainer ices aching ribs...she's off her stool determined, but visibly hobbled. Strahovski quickly closing, jabbing head/body; hesitating, then stabbing the straight right to head...Theron dukes up, wincing, turning to her right under the assault, shying into ropes. Theron: peek-a-boo front, elbows in tight...Yvonne crouching off CT's bow, slow-jabbing the guard, touching at Theron, measuring her, then OH that lashing right hand against left-side ribs. Theron's tanned legs give a shimmy - she sags back into ropes, keeping her guard tight. Siege of Charlize begins...Yvonne at arm's-length - using the jab to measure, then bending herself into lashing right hands to torso. Theron grimacing, not answering back...she knows Vonnie's investing the body to bring CT's guard down in hopes of exposing chin. Leads to a methodical, sinewy body-basting...Yvonne's back slick with sweat as she works Charlize over. Strahovski panting with effort - occasionally leaning in with left hand taking CT's right wrist while whacking righty-to-body. Straho mixing it up - occasionally measuring with the extended right, then uncoiling into whippy lefts - snap-snatching that left hand off CT's paunch, making the tummy jump in complaint. The PIK! PAK! noises of Vonnie's small mitts on CT's firm flesh...Theron sagging butt-in-ropes, wilting forward at times, but keeping her guard in place...Vonnie's breathy grunts as she pours on the hurt. Bell: body-battered CT lays unresponsive in ropes, still covered up even as Vonnie pushes up off her tenderized foe through 7.

R8: CT attempting to engage midring - pawing the jab, taking sharp right hands on the face in exchange; pushing out the right; grunting in pain as Yvonne slips underneath and counters left-to-ribs. Outfought midring, Theron retreats to ropes, setting up castle-defence...Vonnie strides in all lithe-legged - extending that measuring left to CT's raised guard, then once again investing the body. Rich, thick, sinewy shellack dished out - Vonnie tilting torso left and right to cut rights and lefts across the tummy and ribs of CT. Palm-up punches hack flesh, leaving pink tracks; snap-snatching licks bounce off taut meat, sapping CT's reserves, deadening her legs. Final minute, Yvonne leaning in close, working methodical, short, jerking left and right uppercuts...she's wedging in between CT's mitts, loosening things up, scraping on the chin a bit. Still crowding close, Vonnie comes off the chin, works the bod: lefts and rights pump into tummy hup-hup, then Vonnie's palming ribcage to push and reset, getting back to the scraping uppercut routine upstairs. THERON GOES LIMP! CT relaxing spellbound into ropes, eyelashes fluttering...her guard's finally slipping out of position; head starting to jerk and kick about as Vonnie finds chin. Massive clean up late as Yvonne revisits the midsection to bunch CT forward, then clouts close-in lefts and rights about her temples. Theron's proud legs hold her up, but she's a devastated beauty - blonde bangs in her eyes as she stumbles back to her corner for the break.

R9: Trade in right hands; trade in lefts - Vonnie getting pasted...she stumbles forward to clinch...CT wraps her up, turns her, deflects her into ropes. BEAT-DOWN THE OTHER WAY! Theron lowering her head, bouncing fists off waist right/left/right, then coming up short-lefty to drift Vonnie on the mouth! Strahovski spellbound, taking punches...she's staring, laying back in ropes, trying to slug her way out of trouble. Theron the bully - butting top of her head in Vonnie's breasts while fists romp to tummy, then coming up suddenly to smash at face, rocking Strahovski back across ropes. Straho stunned, in trouble, BUT SLUGGING BACK! Wild, short right hand TUGS at CT's chin, buckling her legs, wobbling her butt. Pace slows as shabby battlers try to suck it up - Theron palming Vonnie's hips or ribs to push-and-reset herself, then simply putting mitts on meat. Groggy blonde slug-fest at its giddy best...crowd roaring as first one girl scores, tossing the other's head aside, then the other takes her turn. Throughout, CT able to maintain position, pushing and crowding to keep Yvonne ropeside and taking the worst of the exchanges...Bell sounds - neither girl hears it. Mindless tit-for-tat clobbering goes on until ref pulls wobbly-butt Charlize off her foe.

R10: Jabs and crisp right crosses jerk CT to her right, force her to bring hands to her face: Vonnie punches CT to ropes, then lays in with her, crowding Theron to regroup. Strahovski palming hips, pushing CT's rump into ropes, then going to work: hup-hup left/rights lift heavily up into weary Theron breadbasket; carving right uppercuts scrape the chin, brushing CT back into ropes then VONNIE WANTS JUG! Yvonne hammer-chopping her left across CT's fleshy chest, then hammer-chopping the right in close...Theron gobsmacked - hair in her eyes, mouth open as she reaches round Vonnie's shoulders to clinch. Straho won't have it, lowering her head, thrashing her arms to work punches to tummy...as CT loosens, Yvonne squirms back up top, palming Theron's shoulders back then RINGING UP THOSE JUGS! Strahovski hammer-and-tonging away on Theron's breasts - keeping the shots close and compact, working Theron with hammer-fists and forearms. Theron sobbing, distraught - wrapping one arm, then the other around Vonnie's shoulders as Straho's working. Vonnie won't be denied - she pounds at Theron - pushing and stacking as required to reset, then staying on her. CT's legs trembling as she sags against ropes, but still too proud to give way...it's Vonnie on Theron in a romp, Straho just hammering her way to glory on Char-char's tits. Bell: extra right forearm on jug draws a boozy blurt of pain from Theron, then ref pulls Vonnie away from behind. Theron reeling...camera zooming in to detect hardened nipples erect as little soldiers beneath her bikini top...decision comes back bruising UD10 Yvonne Strahovski!

After: Theron in tatters, SO soundly body-thrashed tonight, but when the chips were down, Vonnie went rack instead of chin to seal the deal. "Yeah," a weary Yvonne drawls in postfight, "We knew Charlize can give it up to a determined jug-mugging, but she was very tightly defended much of the night. Had to put the work in to reduce her. I felt like she pitted her will against mine tonight, and I prevailed. I broke her down well and truly - that was a terrific beating I gave her - just terrific. She's lost the speed you know? Weight cut killed her...I just felt like my legs were in control all night and all she had to threaten me with was sneaky power."