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12 September 2012 Mary Elizabeth Winstead vs Krista Allen

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on September 12, 2012, 6:02 pm

BEFORE: "It's great to be back," a beaming Krista Allen addresses pre-fight press. "I've always said that as long as I'm on TV or I've got a movie out, I'll take fights to support my projects - but more than that - looking at today's FCBA...I've STILL got the best legs in the business; I'm about 10x hotter than girls like MEW, and I've still got the killer instinct. Moving against Mary and Laura is perfect for me - gets me back in the swing against beatable girls, and I can see why Foxfire would hope to soften me up with Mary first...Laura's the more valuable commodity and they don't want a fox like me loose in their hen house!"

Mary non-plussed...she knows the "Laura's better" rhetoric of Krista is a podium-ploy, but it still stings all the same. "I'm getting the fight because I wanted it," MEW says defensively, "Laura has nothing to do with it. I'm getting the fight because Krista's a solid veteran and a bully, and beating her up looks good on anyone's resume. She was a great fighter once, but if she thinks she can come-back on me, she's hitting the hootch a little too hard. I'm where come-backs go to die, girl - believe it!"

Controversy from BLONDE! Mag as Jenny McCarthy is quoted as saying "Mary Elizabeth Winstead has no shot to beat Krista. Allen's just too much fighter...I don't think Foxfire's done the scouting they needed to here, and Mary's going to get hurt." Ouch!

Mary in powder-blue bikini with belted bottoms; white shoes sans-socks; white gloves; long brown hair with bangs. Krista in navy sports-bra; scarlet bikini bottoms; white shoes sans-socks; brown hair loose n'tangly.

During R1: Krista pouting prettily, pushing left jabs to Mary's breasts; steppin' left around the pawing. Overhand right from Mary kisses off chin as she leans in strong - looking to knock a bytch out early! Allen ups intensity to stand her ground, hustling busy lefts and rights to Mary's breadbasket...Winstead answers in kind...girls grunting and pumping hup-hup-hup to rival midsections! Non-stop body-bumping puts wincing grimaces on both faces, but it's Allen eventually wobbling out of orbit, legging away to regroup. Mary walking her girl down...Allen gunshy, achy, gives away points rather than get into any more toe-to-toe.

R2: Mary chin-tucked, dukes up, looking to wade in and bang...Krista's still got those first-step quicks that made her a force to be feared. Potshotting goodness from Allen - the lead left uppercut chin or sternum; the lead right hand off the sidestep-right; the consummate ring-generalship as she loops out of range and circles at the hop, jugs a-jumpin'. Krista just tagging her girl, then moving...Mary unhurt, but getting a good dose of what Allen's all about.

R3: Krista with hands low, using her legs and feints to Mary up for lead powershots. Hook to tits/sidestep-left - Krista braying: "Yum!" Jab, bob-on-the-spot, cutey-pie straight right hand/left hook punching Mary's face...Krista hooting "Too slow!" as she hops 'round Winstead's left flank. Mary following Krista, unable to cut off the ring...Allen playing potshot and go to perfection when KRISTA GOES DOWN! Lunging hook toggles Allen's chin as she's pulling straight back...Krista slugged to her world-class glutes, hair covering half her face as she looks up in shock at seething Mary! Winstead steals a round 10-8 with determination and violence, neatly answering Krista's finesse through 3.

R4: Krista shabby off her stool...Mary hurtles into her, pancakes her to ropes, pushes off and starts POURING ON THE LEATHER! Classic Winstead swarm - butt back, head up, hooks and right hands pasting away on poor Krista! Allen slumping into ropes, catching both fists hard off her face...her legs go numb, arms stretching out to ward off punches...MARY'S POURING THROUGH! Allen stunned as blows cascade in - fists bashing off her head and face...Mary baring teeth, getting her legs, buns and back into robust savagery and THE REF STEPS IN! Krista cuddled to safety as Mary leaps away to the TKO4 victrix in massive fashion!

After: Big, brassy win for Mary - vintage mix of heart, compete, and killer instinct pounds a brunette legend into submission. "I figured she'd be rusty," an upbeat Mary explains in postfight. "We wanted to pressure her from the start, test her reflexes...if she could hurt me on the way in, so be it, but I was comin' in baby - all night! It was so great to batter her helpless, because she's so smug! Can you imagine, thinking..." MARY GOES DOWN! Rolling chop block from behind as Krista Allen cuts Winstead down at the knees, taking a moment to seethe down at her foe before fleeing the ring in the face of Rachel Nichols, Laura Vandervoort, and Hayden Panettiere. Mary writhing on her back, clutching at her right knee...she's lucky she had ring-support, or Krista would likely STILL be working that leg!