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23 September 2012 Amanda Peet vs Allison Mack

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SITE: THE ASYLUM ARENA. PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on September 23, 2012, 10:00 pm

BEFORE:

"I'm beginning to feel at home here at The Asylum," says a smiling Amanda. "I took Neve the distance, then stopped Scherzinger. Two good performances against Top Twenty fighters. Time to hit the trifecta with a win over Mack tonight!"

"I wonder if Amanda remembers the last girl who tried to hit the trifecta against me," says Allison, shaking her head. "Maybe she should ask January Jones how that worked out for her."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's "Brighter Than Sunshine" by Aqualung, and here comes Amanda Peet!"

McCarthy: "I'm REALLY starting to like this Peet girl. Came in here and gave that Hall Of SHAMER Campbell a fight, then blew up the career of The Original Dancing Hooker, Scherzinger. And, tonight she's going to put that FRAUD Allison Mack in her place!"

O'Dell: "Amanda into the ring, helped off with the robe to reveal a white bikini...and was that a PICK I just heard, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Mac The Knife isn't EVER afraid to buck the conventional wisdom with her picks, and I'm not afraid to do it here. Peet is a rangy and slick. She can give short girls like Mack fits. I think she not only BEATS Allison, she STOPS her like she did Scherzinger, blowing away another Great Front Street Hope in the process!"

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McCarthy: "UNbeLIEVable!"

Tess(chuckling): "I'm STILL not sure what surprises you about Allison coming down to this song, Mac. She's been doing it for two years! Wiz BOUGHT the rights for her!"

McCarthy: "Because it's MY song!"

Tess: "Again, Wiz BOUGHT the rights. The Bobby Darin version is HIS song!"

McCarthy: "I'm WARNING you, Walmart..."

O'Dell: "Allison on her way to ringside with that black robe with the gleaming knife dripping dark red blood and the name 'Mack The Knife' across the shoulders..."

McCarthy: "I'll SUE! If my agent is watching, and he'd BETTER be, WHY haven't we SUED???"

O'Dell: "Allison into the ring. Helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that familiar blood red bikini..."

McCarthy: "With THAT body, she should be wearing a potato sack!"

O'Dell: "Just about ready to go, and our ladies not in agreement this time, as Mac picks Peet to pull the upset, while Tess is predicting a win for Allison Mack. Let's find out. There's the bell. Mack working forward out of a crouch. Peet using that length. Sticking out a long left. Forcing Mack to bob and weave as she tries to get into range to punch..."

McCarthy: "This is what I talked about, fans. Peet's reach is going to be a problem for Mack The Fraud..."

O'Dell: "Amanda pops the left. Another. Another...OHH! HUGE RIGHT HOOK, MACK!ALLISON MACK OUT OF THAT CROUCH WITH A DEVASTATING RIGHT HOOK! SICKENING SWIVEL OF THE HEAD AND PEET COLLAPSES FACE FORWARD TO THE MAT! SHADES OF MARTINEZ/WILLIAMS II!"

Tess: "Shades of Mack/McCarthy at The Gauntlet!"

McCarthy: "WHAT?"

Tess: "Same punch!"

McCarthy: "I had ALREADY been fighting for...she did NOT..."

O'Dell: "Referee's count at seven. Eight. Peet still face down. Hasn't moved a muscle. Nine. Ten! It's OVER! In less than 30 seconds! And the winner by KO1 is Allison..."

McCarthy: "Don't..."

O'Dell: "'Mack The Knife' Mack!"

Tess: "Let's check the replay..."

McCarthy: "We don't NEED..."

Tess: "You've got a side-by-side? Great work, truck!"

McCarthy: "Side by...what...DON'T YOU SHOW..."

Tess: "Check this out, fans. On the left Allison vs. J-Mac at The Gauntlet and on the right Allison vs. Amanda tonight..."

McCarthy: "Take this down off the screen, truck!"

Tess: "Now watch the two videos. There are Mac and Peet both throwing a left. Watch as Allison ducks under them, stepping right and SPRINGING up and forward with that right hook. BOOM! Right on the chin! Look at the heads swivel almost in UNISON and then watch as Mac and Amanda collapse forward. OUT. BOTH knocked out in under 30 seconds!"

McCarthy: "I was NOT knocked out in under 30 seconds! I'd been fighting against an ALL-STAR team for half the night! And you guys in the truck! I'm coming OUT there..."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Allison Mack. Allison, you wasted no time tonight..."

Allison: "I knew what she was going to try to do, Tess. She wanted to go rounds and try and steal this thing on points. I wasn't having any."

Tess: "Allison, what..."

Allison: "Can we turn around and face THAT way, Tess?"

Tess: "Sure, but..."

Allison: "Because I want your partner looking up at my BUTT like she does every time they release the bantamweight rankings!"

McCarthy: "Y..."

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