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23 September 2012 Kat Dennings vs Kendra Wilkinson

Page history last edited by Archer844 11 years, 5 months ago

 

Kat Dennings 01.jpgKendra Wilkinson 02.jpg

 

 

SITE: THE ASYLUM ARENA. PHILADEPLHIA, PENNYSLVANIA

 

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on September 23, 2012, 10:06 pm

 

BEFORE:

"She's exactly what this business has too many of," says Kat, barely keeping the sneer from her lips. "She's a talentless, silicone blonde bimbo who's slept and stripped her way to fame. Well, tonight she's going to end up in a position she's familiar with...on her back."

"Dennings is a skank," says a hard-eyed Kendra. "She thinks she's better than me because she lucked into some network sitcom. Truth is, she hates me because I'm the hot blonde the chubby girl could never compete with growing up. And she won't be able to compete with me TONIGHT, either. She's slow and out of shape, and I'm going to give her a beating, work her rack some, then knock her a** OUT!"

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Just makes you want to cue up Elton John's 'Can You Feel The Love Tonight?' doesn't it, Mac?"

McCarthy: "You know, I don't often SAY this about a Dancing Hooker, but Dennings is right. Wilkinson IS a talentless blonde bimbo with a fake chest who'd never have been anything if it weren't for her relationship with Hugh Hefner!"

Tess: "..."

O'Dell: "And there's um...that's um...music playing now...what song...truck?"

Tess: "The truck says that song is 'Just Like You' by Three Days Grace. And it's a favorite of the girl coming down now, Kendra Wilkinson of Odds and Ends Fight Studio..."

McCarthy: "She'd better not keep eying me! I dealt with her ONCE. I'll do it again!"

O'Dell: "Wilkinson into the ring. The Odds and Ends crew helps her off with the robe to reveal a blue number that certainly does her body good..."

McCarthy: "Her body's as overrated as SHE is..."

O'Dell: "And I recognize THAT song. That's 'I Don't Feel Like Dancing' by Scissor Sisters, and here comes Kat 'The Rack' Dennings'!"

Tess: "Kat all business on the way down to the ring tonight."

O'Dell: "Clearly can't wait to get this started. Dennings into the ring. Helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal a nice black number, and, as the ladies get ready, Tess has picked Kat. What do you think, Mac?"

McCarthy: "I agree with Walmart. Dennings is green, but she's tough and has guts. She'll take Kendra out of here."

O'Dell: "Ladies ready and there's the bell for the first. Contrast in styles here as Kendra likes to use her mobility and Kat would prefer to body up and 'Hulk Smash' her way to victory. Wilkinson letting the hands go immediately. Dennings backing up to the ropes and working Britney style from the pocket..."

McCarthy: "Knock me over with a feather here. I didn't expect THIS..."

Tess: "Kat did a lot of sparring with Britney for this one. May have learned something."

O'Dell: "Looks like she has. Kat showing discipline. Fighting counter. Taking the openings Kendra's giving her. Wilkinson tossing a lot of leather but not finding much with it."

McCarthy: "Dennings showing a nice guard here. Keeping the hands up and the elbows tight. Not giving Kendra much target. She's bobbing the head, weaving the shoulders. Wilkinson banging punches off gloves and shoulders or missing completely."

O'Dell: "And Kat taking what Kendra gives her. Not forcing anything. Scoring in spots..."

McCarthy: "Again. Feather and down I go. I expected Kat to go all in to try to take Kendra's head off..."

O'Dell: "But that's not what she's doing. Kat keeping her discipline to the bell. And she's taken the first round by doing so."

Tess: "Absolutely Kat's round. Up 10-9 after one."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second round underway and Wilkinson again to the offensive. Kat willing to give ground and back to the ropes. Kendra banging away, but still not able to land much clean..."

McCarthy: "One thing about Wilkinson, though. She's in great shape. She can attack all night and she won't wear down."

O'Dell: "And attack all night seems like the plan, Mac! Kendra very busy as Kat again fights counter from the pocket. Wilkinson a three-punch flurry...RIGHT HAND, KAT! WILKINSON STAGGERED! MOUTHPIECE WENT FLYING!"

McCarthy: "OUT ON HER FEET!"

O'Dell: "DENNINGS RIPS A RIGHT-LEFT TO THE RACK AND A RIGHT HOOK TO THE CHIN AND DOWN GOES KENDRA!"

Tess: "Dennings not going to a neutral corner. Doing a little staredown that's delaying the count..."

McCarthy: "Not going to matter..."

O'Dell: "Referee turns Kat around and points her in the right direction. Begins the count. Kendra flat on her back in la-la land. Three. Four. Five. Wilkinson tries to sit up and flops right back to her back! Eight. Nine. TEN. IT'S OVER! AND YOUR WINNER BY KO2 IS KAT 'THE RACK' DENNINGS!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore..."

Tess: "I'm not sure, but I THINK I have our winner, Kat Dennings, but, after what I just saw, I'm not SURE it's her. A little different wrinkle for you tonight..."

Kat(chuckling): "Kat Dennings, master of defense and counter punching! Thing is, I knew what she was going to do. I knew she'd come out here and try to buzzsaw me. So, I just bided my time. I knew she'd leave me some openings, and, when she did, I wasn't going to miss..."

Tess: "Can I ask about you going rack on her?"

Kat(smiling): "I get the feeling that if you want to get to the top around here, you've got to be a little less like I usually am. And a little more like Neve."

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