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23 September 2012 Post Asylum PPV

Page history last edited by Archer844 11 years, 5 months ago

Posted by Boxing World Online on September 23, 2012, 10:14 pm

 

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Jewel, Pink, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Avril Lavigne and Mariska Hargitay. To his right, Neve Campbell, Kat Dennings, Allison Mack, Grace Park, Britney Spears, and Cassie Scerbo.

Man In The Hat: "All right. Let's get started with some thank yous. First, to our friends at Odds and Ends for coming here tonight. That's a talented, up and coming stable right there and we appreciate them agreeing to come in for this event. Thanks, as always, to Avril for another great card, to our friends at HBO for their normal awesome job bringing it to the fans at home, and finally, thanks to the FCBA home office for sanctioning these events. Without them, this wouldn't be possible, and we really do appreciate it. All right, questions. Cable Boy!"

HBO Reporter: "Not to start with the negative, but tough loss for Gemma tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Ain't any of 'em NOT tough. But. Gems hadn't lost a fight since she got here. Sooner or later, you know? Is it a setback, considering Gems was dead in the middle of the title picture? Sure. But, I continue to believe she's as good as just about anyone I got..."

HBO Reporter: "Rematch?"

Gemma: "Tomorrow night, if she'll sign!"

Man In The Hat: "How about you let ME do the booking around here, Cable Boy?"

(Laughter)

HBO Reporter: "Quick followup. With Gemma tonight and Anna in Australia, seems to me your current top lights might be..."

On cue Decker and Ruah walk into the room, still clad in the pink bikinis.

Brooklyn: "Did we MISS anything?"

Clearly remembering there are live mics in front of them, no on on the dais says a word save the Man In The Hat. "Get up here, ladies and take a seat under these warm lights. You'll catch your death of cold in those things..."

As they take empty chairs at opposite ends of the dais, getting glares from ladies like Torv, Park, and Arterton, the Man In The Hat continues. "I've said repeatedly that we HAVE no alphas here. Don't need 'em. We have several big girls that will be looking to Elevate and earn pushes as we enter 2013. Certainly Brooke and Dani are two of those. Now, Cable Boy II..."

Showtime Reporter: "Who designed those BIKINIS?"

Anna(icily): "Do we have any questions about tonight's FIGHTS?"

Man In The Hat(smiling): "You got one of those?"

Showtime Reporter: "Sorry. Sure. Pinkness, tell us about Frege..."

Pink: "Like I said in the ring, that's a different girl than the one I fought the first time. She's a LOT better. Now, she's STILL not beating ME on her best night. But, she's no pushover. She can fight."

Man In The Hat: "And there's BLONDE! Magazine! Talk ta me!"

BLONDE! Reporter: "Any question that Allison is your best bantam after what SHE did tonight?"

This earns him some glares of his own from the likes of Neve, Grace and Pink.

Man In The Hat: "Alli was VERY impressive tonight, as ALWAYS. She is one of the best bantams in the world and proves it every time she gets in the ring. Of course, we have a LOT of talent at bantam around here, including the lady at my right, who recently won the titles and was inducted into the Hall Of Fame, Pinkness, and, Ms. Park, who, in case you freakin' MISSED it, won the Main Event tonight. All of those ladies are at the top of our bantamweight division. And I couldn't be happier with how both Alli AND Grace performed tonight. Tess, dear. Go ahead!"

Tess: "I wanted to ask about Kat..."

Neve: "Now THERE'S the upset of the night. Someone actually wants to ask a question about KAT..."

Man In The Hat: "No, the upset of the night is that McCarthy managed to get through the whole broadcast without saying 'Shut up, Walmart'!"

(Laughter)

Tess(smiling): "Neve, this is actually for YOU. Postfight, Kat said she has to be a little more like you in the ring if she wants to get to the top..."

Neve: "She has to be a LOT more like me. A LOT. And I might have seen a little of that tonight. Just a little."

Man In The Hat: "Smackeroo! Take us to dinner!"

Reporter: "I want to ask about Anna. In a night of impressive performances for Front Street, hers might have been the best..."

Man In The Hat: "Let me say this. If you put together an all-time top ten list of the best performances by Front Street fighters, Anna would have more than one entry on that list. She was superb tonight, and she often is. When she trusts her stuff, she's as good as anyone I have. And, this side of Biel, as good as any light ANYONE has. All she has to do is trust her stuff. And the outs will come. Because her stuff is awesome. All right. It's dinner time..."

FCBA Magazine Reporter: "Hey, why is CASSIE up there?"

Cassie: "Do you have a PROBLEM with that?"

Man In The Hat: "Choose your next words carefully, Mr. Bond. They could be your last..."

Cassie: "I didn't THINK so..."

Man In The Hat: "Dinner! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"

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