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8 October 2012 Scarlett Johansson vs Salma Hayek

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Posted by simguy on October 8, 2012, 4:27 pm

 

BEFORE: "It's such a thrill to be getting a chance at Salma!" Scarlett gushes in prefight. "And WHAT a Salma! Did you see her against Liu? That whole Liu/Hayek thing got me excited to fight both of them - it was such a great event - and when Salma battered Lucy, I got goose-bumps. A few years ago, I couldn't have dreamed of trying for her, but now - with my skills at their peak, and Hayek still a dangerous, stocky puncher - this is going to be a great fight!"

Salma rejuvenated post-Liu, anxious to parlay unexpected victory into sustained momentum. "Scarlett will be battered," Hayek announces with customary confidence. "Yes, she's very tricky, she's a southpaw, she's sneaky, but we have seen again and again that she cannot handle pressure on the ropes. I will trap Johannson as Hewitt did; I will pound at her and bully her, minute after minute, round after round. Scarlett will not finish the fight, not against MY fists."

Scarlett in dark charcoal bikini cut to replicate the Dr. No Andress bikini; white gloves; hair in sassy red Avengers bob. Salma in baby-blue bra style bikini with asymmetrical bars of navy and white on the trunks; little highlights in navy on the top; white gloves; black hair in tidy battle bun.

During R1: Salma: chin tucked, dukes up, stalking. Scarlett: right shoulder pointed at Salma; shuffling counter-clockwise pivots; left at chin; right loose at hip - rising high to bat playfully down or slap, then suddenly delivering swift-pokes off the shoulder. Aggression from Salma is met by spitting right jabs/scrambling pivots around Hayek's left flank. Glancing contact from Salma as she drives for Johannson's ribs - well-managed by Scarlett who negotiates her angles, places straight, choppy left hands to chin, and makes her escapes.

R2: Hayek pressurizing Scarlett to ropes, enjoying a few moments of pounding pleasure as Johannson covers up. Clinch from Scarlett - ref's break allows her to walk away...Scarlett gradually renegotiating terms, jabbing and pivoting, working the fight to midring. Midway through, SHARP left hand drives to Salma's chin and she's hurt! Hayek wobbly-butt, stumbling in fence-post holes...Scarlett positioning off Hayek's left hip - right hook carving in behind Salma's left elbow; wide, swinging left taking Hayek to gut...Salma grimacing, covering up earmuff. Johannson has her hurt, but Salma firming...cagey Scarlett settles into southpaw rotation, touching her brunette, keeping her distance to bell.

R3: Scarlett really settling in, encircling Salma, turning her, touching her. Slick, organized stuff from Johannson - cutey-pie counter-clockwise pivots; pinging straight right jabs off Salma's guard; stiff straight left hands targeting chin and breasts. Much of the work blocked by Salma in tight, bobbing earmuff, but no penetration for Hayek - she's out on the end of Scarlett's fists, doing what Johannson wants.

R4: Scarlett doing her thing, pivoting and punching. Salma vexed, frustrated...she's bobbing, adjusting hands from earmuff to crossed-arm, trying to negotiate when HAYEK GETS HURT! Drilling left hand pounds straight to chin, putting Hayek wobbly-butt. Salma covers up earmuff, attempting to rally...Scarlett leans in on right (lead) leg, jerks a tasty little right uppercut to chin and DOWN GOES HAYEK! Salma picked up tart, then dropped down to all fours...Scarlett frisky as puppies, jogging all smiles to neutral corner as shipwrecked Legend struggles up for 8. Ropes: Hayek swooning, lashes fluttering...Scarlett smiling as she wades in. Straight left hand...straight left hand - pinpoint punches pound off Hayek's face...she slumps into ropes, staring in confusion and SCARLETT GOES RACK! Johannson showing spirited gallop, leaning into slap-chopping lefts to jug; flipping little right uppercuts to jug - keeping weight on her right (front) leg as she takes Hayek apart and THE REF STEPS IN! Hayek sputtering in protest, but she's shaky with jug-shock...TKO4 Johannson in surprisingly one-sided fashion.

After: "It's totally unexpected," Scarlett says in postfight, looking fresh, rosey-cheeked, largely untouched. "She just wasn't the same fighter tonight - not the woman who took down Lucy. I felt like I controlled every aspect of the fight, and maybe got into her head a bit. She looked discouraged after a few minutes, and that always gives me a boost. Hurt her, poured it on, got the stoppage...this is a career highlight for sure!"

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