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31 October 2012 Post Asylum PPV Press Conference

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Posted by Boxing World Online on October 31, 2012, 9:29 pm

The Man In The Hat sits at the center of the dais. To his left are Kristen Stewart, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Jewel, Avril, and Britney. To his right, Neve Campbell, Daniela Ruah, Brooklyn Decker, Pink, Ke$ha, and Mariska.

Man In The Hat: "All right. Let's get started as usual with our thank yous. First, to the FCBA for sanctioning this card. Second, to the Latin Union for sending us Oscar winner Marion Cotillard. Third, to all the indie fighters who braved the weather and came here tonight. Fourth to Avril who did another great job putting this together. And, of course, to The Queen, who's already in the limo on the way back to The Manor for more partying, for joining us on HER night. All right, questions. Cable Boy!"

HBO Reporter: "Let's dive right in. Neve, did you ever consider NOT fighting McCarthy? I mean, clearly she KNEW she might have a fight tonight. She planned to challenge you. But, obviously, you hadn't prepared..."

Neve: "Not for a second. She wanted to go out on her shield, and I respect that. I was more than happy to put her there."

HBO Reporter: "Follow up. Wiz, did you consider not approving the fight?"

Man In The Hat: "Absolutely not. Neve said, 'Get a contract down here.' And, as usual where she's concerned, I did what I was told!"

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Of course, we didn't NEED the contract, as Mac already HAD one. Been plannin' this for weeks, no doubt. One flaw. She picked NEVE as her last opponent. Cable Boy II..."

Showtime Reporter: "Is there anyone at Front Street who's impressed you more than Daniela?"

Man In The Hat(smiling): "MORE than Dani? That'd be hard to do. Kid's had five fights since we signed her. She beat the stuffing outta Yustman for ten rounds. The other four fights have lasted nine rounds TOTAL. Ms. Ruah has a bright, bright future here. No question about that. And there's BLONDE! Magazine! Talk ta me!"

BLONDE! Reporter: "Talk to ME about Leelee and Ke$ha. Big wins for both of them tonight."

Man In The Hat: "Ke$ha, of course, is still learnin', and every fight I book for her is about that. Puttin' her in with a talented vet like Connie can only help Big K. She has AWEsome potential, gang. AWEsome. And I'm all about her reaching that. As for Leelee, she was VERY good against a dangerous opponent tonight. Ms. Sobieski is a top shelf welterweight. Top shelf. And she showed it again tonight. All right, MAAD, I see you over there..."

Madison Addison Abigail McKenzie: "Madison Addison Abigail McKenzie of Fighting Ingenue. Speaking of fighters who keep impressing, Kristen looked very good tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "See, there's a reason we call K-Stew 'The Five-Tool Player'. She can box. She can punch. She's great defensively. She's quick and athletic. And she's gorgeous. All five of the tools you need to make it big in the FCBA. Add in the fact that she's whip smart and you've got yourself a complete package. And that's JUST what Kristen is. Tess, dear. Go ahead!

Tess: "Were you surprised at how competitive Pink's fight against Joanna was?"

Man In The Hat: "You know, I wasn't. Joanna's a fiery, talented kid. She's got a future in the FCBA if someone takes the reigns. This was a big opportunity for her, and she gave it all she had. But, Pinkness has a will of iron. She wasn't getting upset tonight, no matter what. She just kept coming at Joanna until she got the job done. That fight showed folks a lot about Ms. Garcia, but it showed us a lot about Pink, too. How tough and physical she is. She had to dig deep, and she did it. That's what separates the champions from the rest. And this kid IS a champion. Smackeroo! We want to get back to the party! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Big win for Gemma tonight. Nice way to rally back from losing to Lima..."

Man In The Hat: "It was, indeed. Gemma is somethin' special, gang. She's very cerebral. But she's also tough, strong, and athletic. She's got a TON of talent and a killer instinct that matches anyone I got. She's a MAJOR piece here at Front Street, and she showed you why tonight. Now, we've got people waiting! Tess! Smackey! Limo!"