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2 November 2012 Serinda Swan vs Mary Elizabeth Winstead

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Posted by simguy on November 2, 2012, 10:06 am

"Laura and I have set aside our differences for the time being," Mary says in response to rumours of a temporary truce between the Foxfire rivals. "Nobody knows Serinda better than Laura - it would be stupid of us not to focus on getting her beat. It's not always easy, but end of the day, Laura's a professional. Swan's a threat, we need her out of the way, so Laura's in my corner - end of story!"

Swan smirking up a storm - as often getting into skirmishes with Nichols and Vandervoort as she is butting heads with Mary in prefight. "I'm glad Laura's putting her 'expertise' into the effort. I could pick apart the Foxfire talent from Nichols on down, and I think they know it. Mary's gonna be my way of planting my flag deep in Foxfire territory...gonna get her hurt, then I'm a gonna showboat, take my time on her, use up every last drop of Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Doesn't matter who's working with Mary...there's nothing in the Foxfire arsenal that can threaten me. If anything, they're what I like to call a 'target-rich environment'!"

Serinda in scarlet bikini from Hawaii Five-0; black gloves; shiny black hair loose, tangly. Mary in powder blue bikini with belted bottoms; white gloves; brown hair loose, straight, bangy.

During R1: Serinda pumping jabs, sidestepping to her left - Winstead pressing up the middle, chopping overhand rights, jabbing jug. Spirited stuff - both women pounding away in turns...Mary eventually pancakes Serinda into the Foxfire corner, crushing her into turnbuckles. Mary's right leg well back, getting great push off the right foot; left cheek and left shoulder pressing into Serinda's chest; left forearm bracing across Swan's tummy. Serinda grimacing, completely jammed up, her unhappy face visible over Mary's left shoulder...Mary pounding right hands to belly, then pushing-in again, keeping Swan compressed. Bell: Mary pushes off, then pushes Serinda down again as Swan's trying to rise, initiating frenzied brawling to bring the ref in hot.

R2: Swan lowering her head, pumping away to Mary's breadbasket right/left/right...Mary absorbs in stooping earmuff, then hooks Serinda stout to chin, stopping the barrage. Swan blinking, starts a right uppercut from well outside...Mary POURS in a right hand over the top, crushing Swanny's head to her shoulder and DOWN GOES SWAN! Ugly, ugly knockout - Serinda switched off on contact, crashing face-first into canvas and not moving...Mary leaping for joy as Serinda sleeps off the KO2Winstead!

After: An upset to many; a complete shock to all...never before has Mary Winstead demonstrated such fight-stopping one-punch power. "The thing that we stressed in camp the most is that Serinda Swan lacks heart," Winstead crows in postfight while Laura cruises past brunette rubble in the background, obviously fascinated by the damage done. "We wanted to be pressing her, hitting her hard all the time, and so yes, I'm surprised she went out to my right hand, but no, I'm not surprised I finished her. I never intended to let Serinda Swan finish this fight. She deserves to be walked - hell yes she does, but I wouldn't stoop to her level. Will I light the town up tonight in celebration? Oh yeah - THAT level I'm totally fine with!"