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2 November 2012 Aly Michalka vs Eloise Mumford

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Posted by simguy on November 2, 2012, 10:07 am

 

"Are you ready to get your buns beat?" A belligerent Michalka asks Mumford, looking over at Eloise from the mic. "Look at me when I'm talking to you: are you ready to get your buns beat?" Hot-cheeked Eloise rises from her seat, officials moving to restrain her. "Yeah - you better hold her down," Aly snorts. "Kind of ruins the suspense when I beat a bytch down before the fight, you know what I'm saying? Anyway: Eloise Mumford is just a bruise waiting to happen. Aly "Showtime" Michalka in the house, babieee...this girl doesn't have a clue what she's in for!"

Mumford non-plussed, angry enough to keep security on high alert. "All I know about Michalka is the fights she doesn't take," Eloise snarks. "Thought she was supposed to be lightweight champ by now. Thought she was supposed to be pound-for-pound girl, beating up Amanda Righetti just for kicks. Wasn't she CW Hegemon for like a minute and a half? This girl is another snarky, disrespectful, loudmouth, and I can't WAIT to hook that stupid look off her face!"

Michalka in purple bikini; black gloves; hair in golden ringlets loose. Mumford in baby blue soft-quilt pattern bikini, white gloves; blonde hair loose and tangly.

Aly keeping up a steady taunting patter during ref's instructions...Mumford just glaring, biting down hard on her mouthpiece!

During R1: Action! Aly jab-jabbing, hands low, slide-stepping back in good order, deploying batting, open-palm hooks upside Eloise' face as Mumford's coming forward. Trade in right hands; rising hooks...DOWN GOES MUMFORD! Eloise stunned, on her buns, sitting up with a shellshocked "O" on her lips...Aly hands high, bouncing on the spot, casting her shadow over Eloise until ref moves in. Frazzled 8 Mumford...snarling Michalka wades in: CLAMBAKE AT THE ROPES! Aly bobbing to either side on the spot, snap-snatching vicious, tart rights or lefts off Mumford's body: Eloise grimacing, but slugging back - missing short right hands ticketed for head, but coming back brawny hooks to ribs and tummy. Blistering stuff has crowd roaring...Eloise able to fight her way forward a few steps before a RINGING right uppercut picks up her chin! Mumford staring, unable to get off as she goes wobbly-butt...Aly drops left hand to her thigh, bounces a short right off Eloise' forehead; doubles it; short right uppercut brushes stunned Eloise back to ropes - Aly hopping forward; straight right hand flattens Mumford's chest; short right uppercut ejects Mumford's mouthpiece; Aly making giant circles with her right - eyes wide, lips forming a here-it-comes "O" - then lifting left hand off thigh to punch at Mumford's sulking tits. Bell: Aly braying at Eloise, sticking her chin out at Eloise as ref's moving in...Mumford bedazzled, hair in blinking eyes as she glares back all ass-kicked and resentful.

R2: "Baby, it's comin'!" Aly taunts as girls circle clockwise in fighting stances. Mumford jabbing for Michalka's mouth - Aly just flinching out of range with her hands low, then keeping up the banter: "I feel the knockout - do you feel it?" Tuff, thumping hook to tummy finally shuts Aly up, but she comes back slugging - whirling left/right uppercuts in rolling cadence, lapping at Mumford's tits/chin. Eloise pushing forward behind a prodding jab, then plowing home right-to-midsection...Aly grunts on receipt, rotates counter-clockwise while clawing come-along hooks under Eloise' chin to turn her. Michalka's legs on show - she circles and baits; feigns retreats, only to pre-empt Mumford when she gets close; busts out a lithe Ali-shuffle to raucous applause. Down the stretch, Aly leans away from Mumford power-punches, drawing Eloise forward, then fits her for the clean right uppercut from the right (back) plant leg. MUMFORD'S HURT AGAIN! Eloise with a cramped, disappointed look as she stutter steps in fence post holes...Aly drops left hand to her side; sidesteps to her right; pinpoints the straight right to Mumford's mouth; bounces a short straight right off Mumford's forehead; punches the right hand across Mumford's mouth to eject her mouthpiece; swipes a right across Mumford's trembling breasts, then makes a big bolo-circle with her right to get Mumford to cover up, whacking her a fat right hand buggywhip to flank. Bell: Aly shaking her head "No" at Eloise, forcing eye contact...Mumford badly rattled through 2 rounds of vintage "showtime".

R3: Aly loose, relaxed, hands at her sides...she's leaning away from punches, just making Eloise miss by inches, always coaxing Mumford into swiping, cuffing counter hooks and uppercuts. Minute mark, 2 pawing rights nibble across Mumford's jugs, setting up a clapping, rubber-hose left hook across the face, putting her wobbly-butt. Eloise covers up earmuff, stooping forward...Aly happily going to work - lashing the wide, palm-down right in behind Mumford's left elbow - using the left to push at Mumford's head or shoulder, or fitting her for jabs or hooks. Aly gently rotating counter-clockwise, leading Mumford on - just a gorgeous stroking, poking, swiping, cuffing punching pattern working Eloise over, whacking the body, keeping her vexed and pestered. Bell: big smile Aly, holding hands over her head, making taunting eye contact...Mumford glaring back, letting Aly's antics get to her through 3.

R4: Mumford shows compete - rushing Aly to ropes, bullying her with a rolling left shoulder and hooking her tummy until Michalka can tie up. Eloise able to put a full minute before a ref's break finally allows Aly to dance to midring. Once in space, Michalka slowly takes the fight from Eloise - weight on front (left) leg; swift-darting jab keeping Mumford bobbing and defensive; chopping right hands slashing at Mumford's head as Aly sidesteps-right. Bell: Michalka clicking her tongue in mock sympathy as she takes Mumford's best round away from her.

R5: Mumford tough to discourage...she rushes Aly to ropes again, gets low, uses that rolling left shoulder to prop and nudge while beatin' the bejaysus out of Michalka's breadbasket. Aly grimacing, tying up head-and-arm, getting ref's breaks, but she can't get out from under. Eloise keeping the pace high, fighting her way back into position on Michalka's chest, thumping away for points through 5. Bell: Mumford chests up - Aly pushes her off - ref moves in as tempers flare.

R6: Aly laying on ropes, keeping hands up, staying loose under pressure...Mumford bobbing on the spot, pounding away to body right/left, then DETONATING A HUGE LEFT HOOK ACROSS ALY'S MOUTH! Shocking, sudden head-swivel Aly Michalka; mouthpiece shoots out of the ring, her head lolling back into place, eyes glassy...MUMFORD SLAMS AWAY TO GLORY! Eloise trying to pile on, but raggedy-Aly ties up, gets ref's break, desperately rallying herself. Mumford wades back in...takes a pre-emptive right off the forehead, then a cuffing left as Aly's twisting side to side, then Michalka ties up. Ref's break pushes Eloise back - she wades in, but Aly touches her right/left, fighting cute from the pocket before clinching. That's the way of it - Mumford anxious to pile on for a stoppage, wading into clever traps as Aly plays punch-n'-clutch off the ropes to survive.

R7: Mumford pressing Aly to ropes - pushing on her, flattening her out, then reefing hooks to belly or flank. Aly grunting in receipt, keeping hands up - always touching or palming at Mumford's head or shoulders, nudging at her. Midway through - Aly dips torso-left in the pocket, licks a SAVAGE left hook to waist; comes back the licking left uppercut to chin, putting Mumford wobbly-butt; Aly tilts torso-right, clipping the tidy right uppercut to chin; doubles it, and MUMFORD GOES DOWN! Eloise on her buns again, hair damp in disbelieving eyes, hands behind her for support...Aly struts past while gazing down with her best "I'm-better-than-you" glare. Rattled 8 for Mumford...her turn to dig in at apron as Aly wades in - palms shoulders to set up, then gets to strappin' thick about the waist and flanks, clipping the odd cutey-pie uppercut to chin. Tuff beating for Eloise - she rides it out butt-in-ropes, bobbing on the spot in crossed-arm look.

Olivia Munn tweets: "OMG these girls are pathetic. It's like an all-blonde pillow fight in there!"

R8: Mumford pressurizing Aly to ropes, head in tits, hands beating gut, palms pushing hips or ribs to keep Michalka stacked. Aly relaxed, trusting her body, tying Eloise up head-and-arm until sliding out from under at the minute mark. From there it's Aly and her legs circling midring, hands relaxed at her chest/shoulders; head feinting; leading with either hand in pinging, unpredictable patterns. Mumford dutifully forward, bobbing in crossed arm...Aly keeping Eloise at arm's length, bouncing either hands off Mumford's forehead and face, touching her up for points through 8.

Olivia Munn tweets: "Does anyone believe I wouldn't knock either of these girls out? Anyone?"

R9: Aly puts it on Eloise midring, bell to bell. Mumford bobbing in crossed-arm - back of right hand at left cheek/left hand tucked up into right armpit...she's getting picked apart and both girls know it. Michalka outside, relaxed, weight generally on front (left) leg as she darts and chops her fists, leading with either mitt, doubling up punches in unpredictable rhythms. Aly loping to either side, turning Eloise - Michalka's legs in complete control of distance. Aly tattooing and nibbling up top, but occasionally leaning in to bat a straight-arm left hook off Mumford's gut or flank, or boloing that right uppercut tummy or flank. Bell: comprehensive shutout lights up Aly's face - she nods like a little grinning brat at a grumpy, lumped-up Eloise Mumford through 9.

R10: "Baby whatcha got left?" Aly wants to know while circling and nibbling. "Huh? Any gas in that tank, girl? Lookin' shabby from my work girl - you wanta go out, or are you gonna woman-up?" Mumford gritting her teeth, bobbing her way forward as Aly's taunts act like a matadora's sword-thrusts on a fading bull. Aly drops the left hand to her side, dangling it - right hand cocked at her chest, and Michalka goes to work one-handed. Feinting, rotating counterclockwise, Aly fits Mumford for right hand after right hand - bouncing it off the hairline; jabbing it; chopping it to jug; making giant circles with it, then bolo-punching Mumford in her belly; sidearm buggywhipping Mumford on her leftside flank. Humiliating stuff - Eloise eyes shining with physical and emotional torment...there's no need for Aly to be showboating here. Michalka never really setting down on any single punch - her legs give her tactical control of the ring, she can touch what she wants, when she wants, and leave at will. Bell: Aly nodding all big-smiles, hands up in the air...Mumford glaring, scuffed up, pink-ribbed as Michalka posts a gaudy UD10.

After: "That's what I'm talking about," A happy Aly Michalka beams in postfight. "Taking a big-hitting girl into deep water...touchin' that ass up...breaking her heart bit by bit. She caught me some shots - I felt her hook, but look: you can't stand and bang with Aly Michalka. Can't be done. Eloise is a one-trick pony, and it ain't much of a trick...once baby got a good look at my legs, she knew she had no chance tonight. That's what I do to girls: I literally give them no chance to win fights!"

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