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2 November 2012 Kelly Carlson vs Eva Mendes

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Posted by simguy on November 2, 2012, 10:11 am

BEFORE: Carlson smaller than Eva, carrying a much lighter punch...blonde girl liking her chances regardless. "I think we all saw the real Eva Mendes against Kate Beckinsale," a chipper Kelly C snarks in prefight. "She's just another hot bully...soon as anyone stands up to her, she shuts down and starts looking for ways to quit. I'm giving up some pop to Eva, but I'm quicker and fitter and I'll chew her up in the exchanges. Don't write me off guys: I'm gonna shock the world in this fight!"

Mendes dismissing the Beckinsale loss and Kelly's take with movie-star disdain. "True story: I was on Rodeo the other day, looking at shoes, and I actually saw Kelly...and I thought she was a shop-girl! Yeah, see - there's movie-star hot, which is me, and then there's cheap, shop-girl hot, which is Kelly. You know the difference immediately. Any Hooters restaurant in the country would be happy to have Kelly working there, and I bet she'd love to have the steady income as well. This isn't going to be a fight, fellahs: this is gonna be me working the kinks out of my game, getting myself on track, and beating the hell out of a dime-a-dozen blonde en route to glory!"

Kelly in curly blonde tousle; white sport top; black sport bikini bottoms with white waistband; white gloves. Eva with loose tangly-curled hair; leopard-print push up; velvet-finish black boy-leg trunks riding low on the hip; black gloves.

During R1: Kelly VERY frisky at the open, eyes wide as she scoots in bobbing; jabs the tummy; rockets a right hand to guard; hooks the guard, then focusses on the body as Eva covers up earmuff. Blonde girl snatching at brunette's luscious midsection - digging hooks bouncing off ribs; smiting right hands spanking tummy, then Kelly's roaming to her right, turning Eva's left flank. Mendes thinking it's her turn, but nimble blonde hops in close again, bouncing lefts and rights off the waist; pivoting-left out of the pocket while spit-spitting covering jabs, keeping Mendes' guns holstered. Pitty-pat blonde combos punching a grumpy look of frustration and discomfort onto Eva's face...brunette turning, walking her girl down, but neatly suppressed by Kelly's rapid-fire hands and pretty footwork. Bell: smouldering look of determination in Kelly's eyes as she angry-butts it back to her corner; Eva non-chalant, unconcerned despite the meat-spanked pinkness of her ribs and gut.

R2: Kelly scooting-to, getting off tic-tac-toe, bobbing-and-pivoting to angles. Eva frowning, keeping dukes at temples...she's blocking swift one-twos ticketed for face, but she's looking for one-punch fighting-winning receipts that just aren't there. When Mendes plants and loads up, Kelly sidesteps and disengages. When Mendes blocks head-shots, Kelly bounces mitts off meat, tanning away on ribs/waist. Quick-shifting pivots and constant head movement problematize things further for Mendes...she's unhurt, but getting peppered and trounced by a fit-and-nimble blonde girl through 2.

R3: Kelly keeps a-peppering! Blonde all wide-eyed and aggressive - pre-empting Eva with one-twos up top, occupying the guard, then blonde girl digs away downstairs hup-hup-hup. Carlson pivoting cute to either side after flurrying ribs and gut - spitting pesky jabs into Eva's jugs to keep her defensive. Mendes unhurt by any one shot, but she's looking a little frazzled...big-hitting Latina doing a lot of stalking and following, very little punching through 3.

R4: Kelly bobbing on the spot, jabbing Eva's guard, POUNDING straight right hands off gut, hooking the ribs...tattooing blonde assault FINALLY has Eva cringing/stooping in pain. Carlson's eyes light up - she quickens her pace - digging in hooks behind brunette right elbow as Eva's tilting forward; jerking short right uppercuts tits and chin. Mendes stutter-stepping forward, really catching hell...Carlson baring her teeth and hitting the bigger girl with everything she's got and MENDES GOES DOWN! Gasping Eva goes to all fours in shock, sending overjoyed blonde girl leaping and yelping to neutral corner. Mendes up in good shape, but looking disheveled, disgusted at the 8 count. Carlson scoots back in to work Eva over at ropes: Mendes dug in and strong...she absorbs ratatat blonde lefts and rights on her elbows/flanks, then starts to bang back rangy-chopping lefts and rights - finding the range on clipping shots off Kelly's face at bell.

R5: Eva stepping in a stiff jab midring, punching Kelly out of rhythm: blonde girl unable to dictate terms for the first time tonight. Mendes getting down to business - locating Kelly with jabs; spooking her with downward slanting right crosses; straightening up into fight-winning hooks. Carlson slipping shots, or shamelessly scampering away from them...Eva relentlessly walking her blonde down, finding the range. Midway through, Eva with left curled tight to her chin bends into a slinging right - missing over the top as Kelly stoops, but twisting torso-right to unleash the lashing hook and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Post-card perfect lick-across-chin drops Kelly hard to her back...blonde girl picking tousled head off canvas, looking punished and hurt. After 8, Carlson in survival mode...Eva wades in to finish, eyes narrowed as she bends into sweeping rights, or hunts-gut via rangy left uppercuts. Kelly stroked hard amidships - shocked at Eva's limber wallop, but tying up with desperation clinches to make it to bell.

Long-time Carlson nemesis LEXA DOIG e-comments: "Cue the Carlson meltdown! Hahaha!"

R6: Kelly trying to reclaim initiative with flurries, cuffing and buffetting Eva about head and shoulders as brunette covers up...Mendes just patiently encroaching, ducking down into the whirlwind, and at the minute mark, she starts straightening up into vicious left uppercuts to torso, devastating Kelly. Carlson slugged off balance, forced to run for her life...she's a hot mess, whining and blinking away tears after Eva makes a statement to body. Mendes in charge over last minute, but unable to hunt down stricken blonde prey...Kelly scooting around the ring; pinballing off ropes; changing directions; clinching when there's no other escape...blonde girl gets out of the 6th as Eva complains to ref about Carlson's evasive tactics.

R7: Kelly using every inch of ring, scooting in circles; withdrawing and bobbing; feinting and changing directions. Eva looking for the KO...she's clearly the aggressor walking-to and slugging-at her foe, but she's telegraphing haymakers, often allowing Kelly to slip the noose. Carlson giving up grazing blows for the most part - turning Eva's triples into singles. Kelly also adept at ducking low under Eva's KO attempts, then straightening up into tummy-to-tummy clinches, holding and frustrating her brunette. Mendes visibly infuriated by the tactics - yelling at the ref to "Make her fight!" Kelly forfeits points, gets herself together, looking somewhat rejuvenated through 7.

R8: Kelly judging the trajectory of Eva's blockbuster swings - bobbing underneath, often in good position to snap counter-hooks to the Mendes ribcage in receipt. Kelly always careful never to stand and front and trade...she's pivoting left off her hooks; jabbing Eva as Mendes turns to get square, then buffetting away cuffing lefts and rights head/shoulders as Eva leans forward in earmuff. Powderpuff shoe-shine combos from Kelly don't hurt Eva, but Mendes unable to get off before blonde-girl scoots away...Eva made to give chase as clever Kelly keeps it cute through 8.

R9: Kelly doing her thing - turning Eva, buffetting her up top hup-hup-hup, then escaping...blonde girl not getting those rip-dig body shots this round however, allowing Eva to straighten up into hooks from her crouching earmuff. Carlson basically playing cuff-and-go - never really setting down on shots; Eva hitting harder, but never landing clean...it's a drawn round as girls cancel each other out.

R10: Kelly busily buffetting Eva midring, shoe-shining the well-protected head-and-shoulders of her foe as Eva crouches forward behind her mitts...Mendes tilting into the storm, letting Kelly work, then HOOKING the taste out of Carlson's pretty mouth! Blonde girl stepping in fence-post holes - caught standing in front of Eva and paying the price. Mendes lashing limber hooks in behind Carlson's right elbow, but allowing herself to be clinched...Kelly snuggling up, her mouth open moist on Eva's left shoulder, eyes frowning shut. Mendes anxious to finish, but sloppy...she'll miss a fight-winning haymaker over top, get clinched, then whine for a quick break rather than trying to work her way out. Kelly runs the clock all wobbly-butt but alert...blonde girl makes it to the cards, gets rewarded via stunning 1 pt UD10 Carlson decision!

After: Mendes open-mouthed in shock - deep in denial when Kelly's arm is raised...blonde rides a frothy-punching quick start, hangs on in the face of monster Mendes hooks...it's by far the biggest win of Kelly Carlson's career. "This is huge," an emotional Kelly C sniffs in postfight. "Taking down Eva...it's like beating a Beckinsale or a Johannson - it's really special. She said a lot of mean things about me leading up to this fight, so shoving all that back down her throat is super-satisfying. It's a great win for me - it shows I belong with the big dogs and hopefully, I can get the biggest-names and hottest-fighters in the ring now!"