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2 November 2012 Kaley Cuoco vs Missy Peregrym

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Posted by simguy on November 2, 2012, 10:13 am

BEFORE: Battle of athletic elite at lightweight the kind of fight that has fellow fighters talking at the juice stand in anticipation. "People think that because Missy and I both dominated bantam and moved up, that we're the same," Kaley says in prefight. "That's wrong. Missy's 'good', but she's not 'Kaley Cuoco Good', and I think it's high time I proved that to her!"

Missy champing at the bit - just the sight of Kaley enough to get Peregrym's heart rate up. "I'm excited," Missy admits. "Aside from Jessica Biel, Kaley's the girl I measure myself against, and yes, there are a lot of similarities as far as our career-arcs go. Obviously it's important to separate myself from her - to really make her feel my supremacy in all areas. I know it's gonna be tough, but the tougher it gets, the more I know Kaley's not going to be able to handle it!"

Missy in white, sleeveless crop-top with scoop front over baby blue bikini; scrappy high-pony with swept bangs; white gloves. Kaley in pink, sleeveless crop-top with scoop front over her black bikini; black gloves; hair in high pony with scrappy bangs.

During R1: Missy whack-batting a heavy straight-arm left against Kaley's body, chopping righty over the top. Kaley grimacing, circling away, looking to time Missy's pursuit and catch her coming in. Midway through, Kaley gets it right...nailing Missy a gorgeous right hand to face as Peregrym's trying to close...brunette put wobbly-butt, forced to cover up earmuff as blonde goes over to offence. Kaley cleans up stout: rapid hup-hup bracing of Missy's stomach freezes her on the spot; quick-trigger hook to ear punches Missy out of orbit; step-and-hook punishes Missy's tits as Kaley salts away the round late.

R2: Kaley hands low, being springy outside, issuing feints, then pouncing...she's got Missy flinching, tentative. Blonde girl darting in with lead rights or leaping hooks from outside - bouncing out at angles...at first these are recon-runs to test Missy's reflexes, but from minute mark on: KALEY'S TUNIN' IT UP! Missy with a hollow look in her eyes as Kaley mounts strafing run after strafing run...blonde girl just swooping in and out at her brunette, catching Missy again and again with the hard stuff. Kaley lighting it up via leaping left uppercut jug or chin; hesitation lead right hands off feints; hook-and-pivot routines as she rotates clockwise. Missy ROCKED time and again - only fabulously conditioned legs allow her to absorb Kaley's potshotting power. Bell: Missy open-mouthed, glassy eyed, swaying in her stance; Kaley grinning, issuing a little salsa-step on the spot to celebrate a 10-8 ass kicking without the knockdown.

R3: Missy PUMPIN' the jab, driving Kaley to ropes...brunette edges in on lead (left) leg; dips left shoulder; rips the left uppercut to midsection once, twice; throws a brute left forearm into Kaley's tits to stack; kisses a right hand tight off Kaley's chin; rotates into a wicked left hook to waist and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Ripping assault beats Kaley to all fours...seething Missy pushed back all eyes afire...she jogs to neutral corner as Kaley rallies. Cuoco beats the counter, exhaling hurt through pursed lips: ON COMES MISSY! Brutal assault at ropes as Kaley shows earmuff in rolling pocket - Missy squaring away to brace the flanks and break her down. KALEY CATCHES MISSY! Sneaky counter left uppercut as Kaley's twisting torso-right clips Missy, puts her wobbly butt...Peregrym's hurt, Kaley's hurt and the crowd's going wild. Missy whack-batting away both hands to body, crippling Kaley; Cuoco receipting via short-swat left hooks to chin or tits, rocking Missy. Peregrym jabbing Kaley from close quarters, then feeding her blunt right hands to head, finally punching Cuoco into defensive crouch. Final moments see Missy salt away a savage round with a healthy pounding of Kaley's hips/flanks to bell.

R4: Missy stepping in the stiff jab, driving Kaley before her in first minute...Cuoco closing stance, dropping left hand to hip, pointing left shoulder at Missy, sliding away while dragging that lead (left) foot. Minute mark, Kaley gets Missy to over-reach with the jab - blonde girl shifting weight to back (right) leg while lashing hook-off-the-hip, clouting Missy's mouth...staring 'how-could-you' eyes from Missy as she goes wobbly-butt AGAIN. Kaley stays in closed stance, dangling that left hand...she'll lean in on left leg to jab-jab Missy's tummy; lean out onto right leg as Missy's trying to answer, clouting that whippy check-hook off the hip. Down the stretch, Missy hurt, stumbling out of orbit...Kaley lights her up with a gorgeous sequence of supple right hands...blonde girl stalking, left at her side as she pounds a quick right off Missy's face; pivots-right; nails Missy's head another straight right hand; swipes righty across the jugs; leans onto right leg as Missy stumbles forward, picking Peregrym up neat to chin via tightly-clipped right uppercut. Bell: Missy staring, wobbly-butt, busting up; Kaley grinning, loving life through 4.

R5: Missy's fabulously conditioned body shakes off Kaley's punishment...brunette in charge with that stiff, howitzer jab early on. Kaley in closed stance, trying to roll/counter, but a hard Missy right caroms off Kaley's left shoulder into her temple, momentarily buzzing her legs. Missy into the breadbasket via muscular, rising left hooks - Peregrym just arching her back and swinging 'em in de La Hoya style. Kaley groaning, beaten to ropes...Missy stalks her; hooks her jugs; crosses the right hand to chin, punching Kaley into stupor! Missy crowds in close with left shoulder, then shoves short left hands up into Kaley's tits...muscular shrugging action parts Cuoco's lips in torment. Missy squares away methodical, using elbows or extended knuckles to push Kaley upright at ropes, then belting those withering rigid-armed hooks against blonde ribs; force-feeding straight rights up the middle. Kaley battered - showing high earmuff when she lays back against ropes; showing crossed-arm when she stoops and rolls forward. All Missy P to final minute when KALEY CLIPS HER CUTE FROM THE POCKET! Cuoco twisting torso-right into ropes, swiping that sneaky left across Missy's chin...Peregrym staggered, staring on the spot again...Kaley rejigs; clips an extra swat-left hook across mouth, then a snappy right uppercut to chin, ejecting Missy's mouthpiece! Peregrym hurt, Kaley hurt...blonde girl fighting expertly off the ropes, twisting side to side into short, vicious shots that beat Missy's breasts and face to bell. Break - ref pushing in as groggy tempers flare...Missy probably doing enough to eke out points, but Kaley making sure she keeps it close through 5.

R6: Hard-eyed Missy touchin' Kaley the jab, then hooking her tits, forcing-feeding her the right hand. Kaley blocking and rolling, then answering - chopping righty upside the head; hook-swiping the midsection; hooking off the right leg; trading short right hand for short right hand as both girls go jug. SIZZLING back and forth - one girl gets hurt, the other batters her without mercy, only to see the tide turn moments later. Missy taking a savage toll on Kaley's ribs with that effective batting hook; Kaley punishing Missy's tits in reprisal, and burying short left hooks in behind Missy's right elbow. Crowd-pleasing high-quality slugfest traverses the ring - either girl bouncing off ropes under pressure, then taking it to her foe in a supreme battle of wills through 6.

R7: Midring, Kaley puts on a counter-punching clinic, taking Missy apart minute by minute. Kaley in closed stance - left flank presented; right at chin; left hand dangling; feet wide apart...she's dragging that front (left) foot as she shifts and pivots. Missy dukes at mouth, elbows in, weight forward...she's jabbing for Kaley's head - throwing straight rights, but Cuoco's seeing everything, slipping it all. Kaley's timing and quickness exquisite...parrying and rolling with that left shoulder, answering back short, stabbing right hands to face; cuffing left hooks from the hip/pivoting crisply left to turn Missy's right flank; roll-countering Missy's right hands with wicked right uppercuts breasts or chin. Peregrym SO disheartened, trying to find Kaley, missing, paying a high price. All adds up in Missy's legs late...steady diet of pinpoint counters has brunette shabby down the stretch...she steps forward with a series of prodding jabs, trying to push Kaley ropeside...blonde girl gives ground, waits for Missy to prep the right, then pre-empts her with a cutey-pie right uppercut while retreating into ropes. MISSY GOES DOWN! Peregrym tumbling to hands and knees, staring in confusion through the ropes as Kaley sidesteps, skipping happily to her corner at bell.

During the break, excited Kaley chirps: "I'm claiming jug like a champ!"
Trainer: "That's good Kaley, but stay focussed. Got a whole girl to get beat there, not just the jugs."

R8: Missy shakes off all punishment again, comes steamin' out behind a reinvigorated jab. Kaley frowning, slipping poke and retreating...her feints and closed-stance have Missy wary, but Peregrym's applying smart pressure - walking Kaley down behind heavy jabs to left shoulder, left breast. Missy leaning into strong right hands, but she's learned her lesson: Peregrym throwing hard to the body, pounding at tummy and left-side ribs, drawing grumpy frowns of complaint from Kaley. Cuoco retreating to ropes, looking to lure Missy in and counter her, but Peregrym stays disciplined - shelling the pocket with responsible jabs, then looking to place thudding rights when it's relatively safe. Missy crowding in with left shoulder at times, compressing Kaley to ropes, then just shrugging the left uppercut short to jug, hup-hup-hup - really kneading those babies. Both girls prioritizing the rack tonight, despite the overall athletic tenor of the competition. Bell: Missy with a frisky gait to her corner, eyes bright with confidence that she's turned the corner through 8.

R9: Kaley mouthbreathing, looking disheveled and worried...Missy's upping tempo, starting to take the fight to her blonde. Kaley still cute defensively - giving Missy shoulder-rolls from the closed stance; changing levels; pivoting around cute. Missy relying on the jab to locate and occupy Kaley, then stepping in close to chop spiteful rights into Kaley's left-side lats. From there it's short-shrugging lefts and rights inside until Kaley gives ground...Cuoco coming in second-best in the exchanges. Round ends to the sight of Kaley butt-in-ropes, bobbing and rolling on the spot - Missy squared away, twisting side to side on her hips to lavish Kaley thumping body-blows to either side at bell.

R10: Kaley meets Missy midring - stoops low; puts left shoulder into Missy's body; pivoting-right while pushing and turning Peregrym, moving the brunette's feet. Kaley up out of her crouches with swiping, cuffing punches - pestering Missy upside the head, swatting her jugs, nibbling in behind that right elbow. Missy frowning, trying to edge in close and fit that muscular left hook to Kaley's midsection...both girls bumpin' and grindin' to good effect. Down the stretch, Kaley separates herself with a flashy flurry of rising lefts and rights to Missy's breasts, punching her momentarily speechless: blonde girl able to hook Missy's open-mouth, bury a right hand deep to gut, then clinch her tight, holding on to bell. Comes back close UD10 Kaley Cuoco.

AFter: Missy staying stoic but obviously devastated as Kaley's hand is raised - Peregrym stymied by a core rival she needs to answer eventually, ESPECIALLY if Aly Michalka's going to be making a move soon. "Tough loss for Missy," Kaley says brightly in postfight, "but I knew it would be. I'm just quicker and better. She's strong, but I'm strong too, and every time she hurt me, I made sure she paid for it double. Missy couldn't keep me out of her rack, and that really bothered her as the fight wore on. That's how you beat a girl up: you don't take any bit of her crap, and you make her take all of yours!"